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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    I'm an unhappy monkey because I got shut out of chicago tickets in every way possible.. :( :( :(

    AWW...sweetie!!! :( We'll find you some tickets.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,821
    AmentsChick wrote:
    *THAT* was the funniest thing I've heard ALL WEEK!! And, for the record, I love ANYTHING on MSNBC, especially Doc Block.

    With compliments like that, you will never be invisible!
  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    My knees are the rice crispies and my ankles are walking through a forest lol. Same problems for you? lol

    Ugh...sometimes I wish I would have stuck with one sport...but nobody wanted me playing football because of my height and it's use in other sports...but dammit, it was the most fun.

    Funny thing is, I never once had one lasting injury or ever missed a game in football.

    I'm sure one would have come if I played longer, but still, I find it funny considering basketball gave me multiple surgeries, 5 or 6, and my knees drained plenty of times, and plenty of cortizone shots.

    My ankles are OK considering the multiple sprains I've had for each one. My knees are starting to get worse, though. It's that numbing, achy, pain. It sucks.

    I can already think of a recent conversation that you've had with someone you just met and I don't even know you. Ready, here goes:

    Random Stranger: Wow, you're tall!!! How tall are you?

    Evil Merlin: I'm 6 foot 9.

    Random Stranger: You must get people asking you that a lot.

    Evil Merlin: Yes, I do.

    Random Stranger: Did you play basketball?

    Evil Merlin: Yes, I did. They actually chained me up in a gym with a basketball because they wanted me to get better. They only fed me peanut butter sandwiches and they told me to drink out of the water fountain. They didn't realize, though, I'm allergic to Peanut Butter so that's why I'm skinny.


    That's the conversation, well, except for the last part. I do mix it up a little to mess with people when I get that question.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Inhiding230
    Inhiding230 Posts: 362
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    What about the guys?

    I figure they're all jealous it's not them. :p

    LOL I'm not sure what his guy friends think.....
  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    AmentsChick wrote:
    AWW...sweetie!!! :( We'll find you some tickets.

    I hope.. take pity on me, some lovely soul out there.. I was good all week, and had good karma going.. it didn't help me..

    waa waa
  • polaris
    polaris Posts: 3,527
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm a tree hugger but don't tell anyone. I have a badass rep to maintain.

    dude ... we know about your wife - no one's messin' with ya ... ;)
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Be that the case, you should watch "Lock-Up Raw" on MSNBC...alot of tattoed fellas who work out to kill time!
    ooooooh I'd rather not. :eek: But thanks for lookin out pal! :D
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Stone Is God wrote:
    My ankles are OK considering the multiple sprains I've had for each one. My knees are starting to get worse, though. It's that numbing, achy, pain. It sucks.

    I can already think of a recent conversation that you've had with someone you just met and I don't even know you. Ready, here goes:

    Random Stranger: Wow, you're tall!!! How tall are you?

    Evil Merlin: I'm 6 foot 9.

    Random Stranger: You must get people asking you that a lot.

    Evil Merlin: Yes, I do.

    Random Stranger: Did you play basketball?

    Evil Merlin: Yes, I did. They actually chained me up in a gym with a basketball because they wanted me to get better. They only fed me peanut butter sandwiches and they told me to drink out of the water fountain. They didn't realize, though, I'm allergic to Peanut Butter so that's why I'm skinny.


    That's the conversation, well, except for the last part. I do mix it up a little to mess with people when I get that question.

    haha, nice one. I'll have to use that one. :)

    You ever tell someone, "No, never stepped foot on a court in my life."

    It really catches them off guard and they usually can't find another thing to say lol.
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    With compliments like that, you will never be invisible!

    You're too good to me!

    Oh and I heard that Rainn Wilson will be doing backstage interviews for the Who thing...that's awesomeness!!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    polaris wrote:
    dude ... we know about your wife - no one's messin' with ya ... ;)


    Haha. Yes, on one hand it is strange having your wife double as your bodyguard, but on the other hand, watching her stomp some ginormous dude into a puddle is always a turn on.
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    GraySaturday wrote:
    I hope.. take pity on me, some lovely soul out there.. I was good all week, and had good karma going.. it didn't help me..

    waa waa

    Just wait...the fat lady hasn't sung yet...and neither has Ed.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • polaris
    polaris Posts: 3,527
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Haha. Yes, on one hand it is strange having your wife double as your bodyguard, but on the other hand, watching her stomp some ginormous dude into a puddle is always a turn on.

    i could only fantasize about this ... :p
  • Allie
    Allie Posts: 2,908
    I'm a Yankees fan. And a big Goo Goo Dolls fan :) I've posted that before though :)
    it's nice and sunny in NY right now.
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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  • Stone Is God
    Stone Is God Posts: 1,331
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    haha, nice one. I'll have to use that one. :)

    You ever tell someone, "No, never stepped foot on a court in my life."

    It really catches them off guard and they usually can't find another thing to say lol.

    I've said, "No but I played _______."

    I've inserted: water polo, chess, on the math team, field hockey, archery, among other.

    They normally look like someone has just stolen their Christmas present when you come out with something like that.

    Next time someone asks you how tall you are just say 81 inches and watch their eyes role back in their head as they try and do the math.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,821
    AmentsChick wrote:
    You're too good to me!

    Oh and I heard that Rainn Wilson will be doing backstage interviews for the Who thing...that's awesomeness!!

    I am bugging a few people for backstage passes.....they best pay homage to me!
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Many times I feel invisible in threads. :o
    I feel that way too sometimes...

    good stuff everyone..I can't believe this is like 9 pages now :eek:
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Stone Is God wrote:
    I've said, "No but I played _______."

    I've inserted: water polo, chess, on the math team, field hockey, archery, among other.

    They normally look like someone has just stolen their Christmas present when you come out with something like that.

    Next time someone asks you how tall you are just say 81 inches and watch their eyes role back in their head as they try and do the math.

    LOL I guess I've always given people too much credit. I'll say 206 cm or 2060 mm, just to throw the metric curve on them. I guess inches would work as well haha.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Allie wrote:
    I'm a Yankees fan. And a big Goo Goo Dolls fan :) I've posted that before though :)
    it's nice and sunny in NY right now.

    a yankees fan and a googoo dolls fan. im sorry. ;):p:D
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am bugging a few people for backstage passes.....they best pay homage to me!
    damn.
    I wish I knew people in the biz!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am bugging a few people for backstage passes.....they best pay homage to me!

    Take me with you....strictly to meet Rainn of course.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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