TOP 10 Reasons Eagles will beat the Pats

pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 9,171
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
I don't actually think we have a prayer but lets have some fun with it.

10) - McNabb is due
9) - Matt Cassel tires of sitting behind pretty boys, smashes Brady's face
8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden
7) - Reverse Sports Illustrated Jink - Bill Simmons finally writes an article about something other than Boston - city is jinxed
6) - Gisele undercooks Tom's turkey, he gets food poisoning and can't play
5) - Randy Moss wakes up, realizes he's still an asshole and does something disruptive
4) - Indian witch doctors still pissed about Pilgrims landing on Plymouth Rock put curse on whole city for Thanksgiving week
3) - Rodney Harrison accidently puts his steroids into the team food at the practice site, whole team suspended for 4 games - Pats lose this week but still go 3-1
2) - Belli-cheats wife tires of him looking so crappy on the sidelines, throws out hoodie, buys him new uppity clothes, Bill get's pissed and screws up gameplan
1) - Karma: cheaters always get their come-uppance (see: Bonds, Barry; Landis, Floyd; et. al.)
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,957
    awesome list - well done!
    I love to turn you on
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    Thought this was pretty funny.

    However, I disagree with everything except:

    8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden


    THAT GUY STINKS!
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Danimal wrote:
    Thought this was pretty funny.

    However, I disagree with everything except:

    8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden


    THAT GUY STINKS!
    Generally calling someone a no talent hack is the same thing as saying "That Guy Stinks!" :rolleyes:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero GalaxyPosts: 17,453
    pjhawks wrote:
    I don't actually think we have a prayer but lets have some fun with it.

    10) - McNabb is due
    9) - Matt Cassel tires of sitting behind pretty boys, smashes Brady's face
    8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden
    7) - Reverse Sports Illustrated Jink - Bill Simmons finally writes an article about something other than Boston - city is jinxed
    6) - Gisele undercooks Tom's turkey, he gets food poisoning and can't play
    5) - Randy Moss wakes up, realizes he's still an asshole and does something disruptive
    4) - Indian witch doctors still pissed about Pilgrims landing on Plymouth Rock put curse on whole city for Thanksgiving week
    3) - Rodney Harrison accidently puts his steroids into the team food at the practice site, whole team suspended for 4 games - Pats lose this week but still go 3-1
    2) - Belli-cheats wife tires of him looking so crappy on the sidelines, throws out hoodie, buys him new uppity clothes, Bill get's pissed and screws up gameplan
    1) - Karma: cheaters always get their come-uppance (see: Bonds, Barry; Landis, Floyd; et. al.)

    All Funny except that I believe he's either divorcing or has devorced his wife already so I don't think she is going to be throwing him out any time soon.

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  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    tybird wrote:
    Generally calling someone a no talent hack is the same thing as saying "That Guy Stinks!" :rolleyes:

    That's why I said I disagree with everything except....
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


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  • JSBEJSBE Posts: 1,068
    pjhawks wrote:
    I don't actually think we have a prayer but lets have some fun with it.

    10) - McNabb is due

    due for what? a season that he makes it through all 16 games healthy?
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