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TOP 10 Reasons Eagles will beat the Pats
pjhawks
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I don't actually think we have a prayer but lets have some fun with it.
10) - McNabb is due
9) - Matt Cassel tires of sitting behind pretty boys, smashes Brady's face
8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden
7) - Reverse Sports Illustrated Jink - Bill Simmons finally writes an article about something other than Boston - city is jinxed
6) - Gisele undercooks Tom's turkey, he gets food poisoning and can't play
5) - Randy Moss wakes up, realizes he's still an asshole and does something disruptive
4) - Indian witch doctors still pissed about Pilgrims landing on Plymouth Rock put curse on whole city for Thanksgiving week
3) - Rodney Harrison accidently puts his steroids into the team food at the practice site, whole team suspended for 4 games - Pats lose this week but still go 3-1
2) - Belli-cheats wife tires of him looking so crappy on the sidelines, throws out hoodie, buys him new uppity clothes, Bill get's pissed and screws up gameplan
1) - Karma: cheaters always get their come-uppance (see: Bonds, Barry; Landis, Floyd; et. al.)
10) - McNabb is due
9) - Matt Cassel tires of sitting behind pretty boys, smashes Brady's face
8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden
7) - Reverse Sports Illustrated Jink - Bill Simmons finally writes an article about something other than Boston - city is jinxed
6) - Gisele undercooks Tom's turkey, he gets food poisoning and can't play
5) - Randy Moss wakes up, realizes he's still an asshole and does something disruptive
4) - Indian witch doctors still pissed about Pilgrims landing on Plymouth Rock put curse on whole city for Thanksgiving week
3) - Rodney Harrison accidently puts his steroids into the team food at the practice site, whole team suspended for 4 games - Pats lose this week but still go 3-1
2) - Belli-cheats wife tires of him looking so crappy on the sidelines, throws out hoodie, buys him new uppity clothes, Bill get's pissed and screws up gameplan
1) - Karma: cheaters always get their come-uppance (see: Bonds, Barry; Landis, Floyd; et. al.)
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However, I disagree with everything except:
8) - Dane Cook is from Boston, God punishes whole city realizing this unfunny no talent hack has become popular enough even to play Madison Square Garden
THAT GUY STINKS!
All Funny except that I believe he's either divorcing or has devorced his wife already so I don't think she is going to be throwing him out any time soon.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
That's why I said I disagree with everything except....
SHOW COUNT: (149) 1990's=3, 2000's=53, 2010/20's=89, US=109, CAN=15, Europe=19 ,New Zealand=2, Australia=2
Mexico=1, Colombia=1
Upcoming: Sacramento, Vegas x2, Manchester, London, Chicago x2, NYC x2, Fenway x2, Aucklandx2, Gold Coast, Melbournex2
due for what? a season that he makes it through all 16 games healthy?