Hard-Boiled Eggs

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I keep fucking this up and it's super-frustrating for me cause I'm the motherfucking eggman in every other egg aspect. Over-easy? Super easy. Scrambled? The best. Sunny-side Up? You betcha. Omelets? Puhlease. But hard-boiled, notsomuch.

I let the water come to a full boil, then I turn off the heat and drop the eggs in ... 20 minutes later I crack those suckers and they're STILL runny ... which is good, but not for egg salad.

Where did I go wrong?
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    DUDE! I can't hard boil eggs either. It's like I have a mental block or something. It REALLLLY sucks especially since I love deviled eggs.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    DUDE! I can't hard boil eggs either. It's like I have a mental block or something. It REALLLLY sucks especially since I love deviled eggs.

    there should be a support group or something for people like us.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Um you took the water off the heat! Boil for 9-10 minutes and they will be hard!
  • There really should be a group, because I can't boil eggs for shit either.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red wrote:
    there should be a support group or something for people like us.

    OMG YES!! And I *ROCK* eggs otherwise, just like you! I like my eggs over-medium...and have no problems flipping them. Just can't seem to manage hard boil them.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    OMG YES!! And I *ROCK* eggs otherwise, just like you! I like my eggs over-medium...and have no problems flipping them. Just can't seem to manage hard boil them.

    oh i am the master-flipper. how do u want them, over easy? lots of runny yoke? no problem. it's all about the quick technique and lots of lube (butter).
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red wrote:
    oh i am the master-flipper. how do u want them, over easy? lots of runny yoke? no problem. it's all about the quick technique and lots of lube (butter).

    I use a teeny bit of butter, but I've found that nonstick spray works best when flipping eggs.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    long red wrote:
    I keep fucking this up and it's super-frustrating for me cause I'm the motherfucking eggman in every other egg aspect. Over-easy? Super easy. Scrambled? The best. Sunny-side Up? You betcha. Omelets? Puhlease. But hard-boiled, notsomuch.

    I let the water come to a full boil, then I turn off the heat and drop the eggs in ... 20 minutes later I crack those suckers and they're STILL runny ... which is good, but not for egg salad.

    Where did I go wrong?
    The eggs should be in the water while you are bringing it up to boil.
    And use cold water, just enough to cover the eggs by an inch.
    Don't crowd the eggs.
    When water comes up to a boil, turn off the burner and move the pot to a cold burner. Wait 12 min and remove the eggs.
    If the eggs are just out of the fridge, you should wait about 15 -18 min.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The eggs should be in the water while you are bringing it up to boil.
    And use cold water, just enough to cover the eggs by an inch.
    Don't crowd the eggs.
    When water comes up to a boil, turn off the burner and move the pot to a cold burner. Wait 12 min and remove the eggs.
    If the eggs are just out of the fridge, you should wait about 15 -18 min.

    It sounds so easy when you describe it...but seriously, if I were to go home tonight and try this they'd come out way overdone...the yolks would turn brown.
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    http://www.britegg.co.uk/recipes/boilednf.htm

    I fail to see where you people are going wrong!!!
  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    Don't turn off the heat.

    I boil water, put egg in, let water boil for 6 minutes, remove egg for perfect soft boiled egg.

    For hard boiled, I'd probably go 8-10 minutes.
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    TrixieCat wrote:
    The eggs should be in the water while you are bringing it up to boil.
    And use cold water, just enough to cover the eggs by an inch.
    Don't crowd the eggs.
    When water comes up to a boil, turn off the burner and move the pot to a cold burner. Wait 12 min and remove the eggs.
    If the eggs are just out of the fridge, you should wait about 15 -18 min.


    That's about what I do... But I bring the water to a boil with the eggs in, then cover the pan and cut the heat off (while keeping it on the burner as it cools).

    In 10 minutes I take the eggs out and fill the pot with ice water. I've heard this shrinks the eggs a little in the shells, so they are easier to peel.

    I also put a little white vinegar in the water as well. This prevents the yokes from turning green.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    see...too much advice! :eek:
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  • NYbenbenNYbenben Posts: 1,020
    for perfect eggs... let the water boil... drop the eggs in for 5 minutes while the water is still boiling... then turn off the stove and let the eggs sit for 15 minutes longer...

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  • chimechime Posts: 7,839
    nick1977 wrote:
    Don't turn off the heat.

    I boil water, put egg in, let water boil for 6 minutes, remove egg for perfect soft boiled egg.

    For hard boiled, I'd probably go 8-10 minutes.

    I'd never heard this taking them off the heat thing :o

    I do something close to this:

    http://www.deliaonline.com/cookery-school/how-to/how-to-boil-an-egg,3,AR.html
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red-- Are you with me on this? No wonder it's so confusing...everyone does it a different way. :eek: How can I ever grow up, get married, and have kids if I can't even boil a damn egg??
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  • gregkitefangregkitefan Posts: 1,116
    I bought this device from Target.

    Aroma Stainless Steel Egg Boiler

    This thing for $20 never fails.

    You can get it at target.com.

    Put the eggs in the giant egg and wait for it to beep.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I bought this device from Target.

    Aroma Stainless Steel Egg Boiler

    This thing for $20 never fails.

    You can get it at target.com.

    Put the eggs in the giant egg and wait for it to beep.

    WOOOOOAH..wait....back up! TELL ME MORE!
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    long red-- Are you with me on this? No wonder it's so confusing...everyone does it a different way. :eek: How can I ever grow up, get married, and have kids if I can't even boil a damn egg??

    it's true ... everyone has their own technique ... it's like cunnilingus.

    what woman would ever marry a man who can't hard-boil an egg?!?
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red wrote:
    it's true ... everyone has their own technique ... it's like cunnilingus.

    what woman would ever marry a man who can't hard-boil an egg?!?

    WOAH! :eek: I so was not prepared for that.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    WOAH! :eek: I so was not prepared for that.

    i'm fairly unpredictable ... much like the eggs I hard-boil.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • long red wrote:
    i'm fairly unpredictable ... much like the eggs I hard-boil.
    wow...i mean i know i can't hard boil them either..but is it really that hard? I mean...we can't be that dumb.
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  • gregkitefangregkitefan Posts: 1,116
    WOOOOOAH..wait....back up! TELL ME MORE!

    Check it out at Target.com.

    It is so easy to use.

    No water boiling, no waiting around.

    Just put the eggs and water in the device and plug it in.

    The thing buzzes when they are done.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red wrote:
    i'm fairly unpredictable ... much like the eggs I hard-boil.

    As shocking and offensive (not really) as that was...it was also quite funny!
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Check it out at Target.com.

    It is so easy to use.

    No water boiling, no waiting around.

    Just put the eggs and water in the device and plug it in.

    The thing buzzes when they are done.

    I am SOOOOOOO getting one.

    Then I'm going to eat hard boiled eggs till I get sick!! THANKS! :D
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  • roarroar Posts: 1,116
    stink.
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    As shocking and offensive (not really) as that was...it was also quite funny!

    i tend to learn towards inappropriate comparisons. i hope to parlay that tendency into big money one day.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    long red wrote:
    i tend to learn towards inappropriate comparisons. i hope to parlay that tendency into big money one day.

    Well, I wish you the best of luck in all your endeavors. You seem to have quite the talent for it!
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  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    You have got to be kidding.....now we need a damn device to boil an egg?!!? I'm telling you, all it takes a pot that you already have and water. It doesn't take a miracle of Jesus to boil an egg.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    nick1977 wrote:
    It doesn't take a miracle of Jesus to boil an egg.

    Nick, in my world, it does.
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