When you're a teenage boy, breathing can cause that.
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so the vibrations do that, eh? Ahhh... teenage boys
i spent years holding a rucksack to my lower frontage so i could get off the bloody bus
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
that kind of stuff never happens on the queens express buses.
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i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge
so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )
ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again
another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell
she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"
IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head
def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners
so the roach came from where ?? the bus or that chicken place you eat at ,so did you walk into apt naked as to not bring clothes into your apt ? damm only you get into these situations funny though ....
so the roach came from where ?? the bus or that chicken place you eat at ,so did you walk into apt naked as to not bring clothes into your apt ? damm only you get into these situations funny though ....
no it had to be on the seat when i sat down
it couldnt have been on me from the street,,i dont think
yea i did a major shake the clothes out b4 i went into my apt
i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge
so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )
ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again
another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell
she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"
IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head
def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners
oh MAN i got the CHILLS reading that!!!! it was HILARIOUS and i cracked the hell UP!!! i can just picture YOU screaming like Marv in HOME ALONE!!! it IS disgusting to have that exxxperience tho. ugh.
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Did you throw out your back dancing that bug off you hehe? I've been there, I've been there - I'm originally Texan and we know cockroaches - had one on me several times.
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But you left out the most important part of the story. Did you get the old ladies number or not? After the last bus incident I hope you would have at least got the digits this time!
No probaly wanted to take it slow and go with the e-mail addy
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i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge
so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )
ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again
another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell
she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"
IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head
def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners
Are you a man or a woman? I just don't get it.... screaming about a bug?
that kind of stuff never happens on the queens express buses.
hah! Represent for Queens! LOL
but wow that is so crazy. I would have screamed too! Eeew. That's really nasty.
I HATE roaches. I think I accidentally brought one home from work a few weeks ago. I had put my bag on the floor
and then when I came home it came out by the sink and I screamed as well. But I am a girl so I'm allowed! I never had roaches before, but I've had just about every other bug... I've told these stories so many times on here
I even had bedbugs! :eek:
and some kind of rodent! THAT was the worst. I left for a few days. Eesh.
by my Mom in Florida-she gets Palmetto bugs and she got one that was as big as my hand! :eek:
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i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge
so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )
ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again
another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell
she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"
IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head
def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners
HAAAA! I'm reading this at work and trying not to laugh.I would have passed out from just looking at the bastard.
when you get confused just listen to the music play........
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If the roach was on you or if J asked for your number?
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nah i only go for 45 and under
Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
haha in a joking mood today eh?
both lol
haha yea it was actually
although i cant wait to see her again to thank her
sick story - i would have freaked the f-ck out
i spent years holding a rucksack to my lower frontage so i could get off the bloody bus
paid to see it eh,, i did scream lol
your lucky the roach did not try to rob you
thank god it wasnt the monster waterbug lol
it was a junior in training
phew
that kind of stuff never happens on the queens express buses.
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Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
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nope...i ain't going there.....;)
so the roach came from where ?? the bus or that chicken place you eat at ,so did you walk into apt naked as to not bring clothes into your apt ? damm only you get into these situations funny though ....
no it had to be on the seat when i sat down
it couldnt have been on me from the street,,i dont think
yea i did a major shake the clothes out b4 i went into my apt
oh MAN i got the CHILLS reading that!!!! it was HILARIOUS and i cracked the hell UP!!! i can just picture YOU screaming like Marv in HOME ALONE!!! it IS disgusting to have that exxxperience tho. ugh.
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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No probaly wanted to take it slow and go with the e-mail addy
Are you a man or a woman? I just don't get it.... screaming about a bug?
hah! Represent for Queens! LOL
but wow that is so crazy. I would have screamed too! Eeew. That's really nasty.
I HATE roaches. I think I accidentally brought one home from work a few weeks ago. I had put my bag on the floor
and then when I came home it came out by the sink and I screamed as well. But I am a girl so I'm allowed!
I even had bedbugs! :eek:
and some kind of rodent! THAT was the worst. I left for a few days. Eesh.
by my Mom in Florida-she gets Palmetto bugs and she got one that was as big as my hand! :eek:
"Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
6-01-06
6/25/08
Free Speedy
and Metsy!
"You damn well can't lick the system,but you can sure give it a good fondeling."-sleazy estate man(Hugh Laurie on A bit of Fry and Laurie)
"Judas Priest on a two stroke moped!"(Stephen Fry)
IM A MAN WHO IS DEADLY AFRAID OF ROACHES LOL