ok..who's ready for another BUS story !!!

NY PJ1

this one is horrible,, im scarred for life


i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge

so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )


ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again

another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell

she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"

IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head

def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners

surfanddestroy

That made me laugh

I have to admit though if it happened to me I would of freaked out far worse than that

South of Seattle

Are you sure she was checking out the cockroach and not the . . . . .?

genie

once i had spider crawling down my chest under my t-shirt.

can you imagine how terrified i was?!!

genie

South of Seattle wrote:

Are you sure she was checking out the cockroach and not the . . . . .?

that's what i thought, i thought cockroach was an excuse. plus very easy to make up excuse.

- "what are you staring at?"

- "erm.....cock----roach"

Julien

genie wrote:

once i had spider crawling down my chest under my t-shirt.

can you imagine how terrified i was?!!

wow ! I would be scared.
Personally, I'm terrified by bees...

Brain of J.Lo

NY PJ1 wrote:

this one is horrible,, im scarred for life


i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge

so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )


ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again

another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell

she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"

IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head

def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners

LOL! OH god, that's gross!!!

This story reminded me of the time I woke up in my old place in Chicago with a HUGE cockroach crawling up and down my bare leg!!!!

catefrances

yeah sorry...im with surfanddestroy. too busy laughing.

Byrnzie

I have a train story that is one of the weirdest moments of my life. It reminded me of the British t.v programme 'Trigger happy t.v'. I kept expecting Dom Jolly to enter the scene.
I was on the train home late at night a few years ago and this man got on and sat opposite me. He was dressed as a woman and was also pretending to be pregnant, as he had something stuffed under his dress. I tried to ignore him but he then pulled out a book on pregnancy/childbirth and proceeded to drop it on the floor and then ask for my help in picking it up for him/her/it. He obviously dropped it on purpose in order to get my attention, and then began making a big deal of thanking me for picking it up. I then proceeded to ignore him, but luckily my stop was the next stop. To this day I have no idea what was going on - whether he'd been out on a stag night or something and was taking the piss, or whether he was a certified cross-dressing weirdo who wanted to rodger me.
The whole thing was bizzare.

NY PJ1

South of Seattle wrote:

Are you sure she was checking out the cockroach and not the . . . . .?

well at first i thought she was,, but then once i saw the confused look i knew something was wrong

surfanddestroy

Byrnzie wrote:

I have a train story that is one of the weirdest moments of my life. It reminded me of the British t.v programme 'Trigger happy t.v'. I kept expecting Dom Jolly to enter the scene.
I was on the train home late at night a few years ago and this man got on and sat opposite me. He was dressed as a woman and was also pretrendng to be pregnant, as he had something stuffed under his dress. I tried to ignore him but he then pulled out a book on pregancy/childbirth and proceeded to drop it on the floor and then ask for my help in picking it up for him/her/it. He obviously dropped it on purpose in order to get my attention, and then began making a big deal of thanking me for picking it up. I then proceeded to ignore him, but luckily my stop was the next stop. To this day I have no idea what was going on - whether he'd been out on a stag night or something and was taking the piss, or whether he was a certified cross-dressing weirdo who wanted to rodger me.
The whole thing was bizzare.

The world is full of such colourful people.

Danimal

Man! This thread made me itchy!

Go ahead! Insert ya damn jokes!

catefrances

He was dressed as a woman and was also pretrendng to be pregnant

LMFAO!!! i couldnt read any further.

NY PJ1

surfanddestroy wrote:

The world is full of such colourful people.

alot of weirdo's out there

NY PJ1

Danimal wrote:

Man! This thread made me itchy!

Go ahead! Insert ya damn jokes!

how do u think i felt yesterday!!!!!!! lol

Heineken Helen

catefrances wrote:

yeah sorry...im with surfanddestroy. too busy laughing.

that makes three of us

there's nothing funnier than seeing someone freaking out... especially with wasps and bees... I do it with moths and it's probably hilarious to everyone else

surfanddestroy

NY PJ1 wrote:

alot of weirdo's out there

Well yeah, but I was trying to put it nicely.

chime

Heineken Helen wrote:

that makes three of us

there's nothing funnier than seeing someone freaking out... especially with wasps and bees... I do it with moths and it's probably hilarious to everyone else

None of the above make me do the freak out dance ... the only thing that does is the May Bug (real name cockchafer http://www.nationalinsectweek.co.uk/insects/cockchafer.htm) ... those things are stupid and fly right at you ... or you hear them bouncing off the windows... or worse drop from trees into your hair :eek: ... they're perfectly harmless but yuck ...

my2hands

Byrnzie wrote:

or whether he was a certified cross-dressing weirdo who wanted to rodger me.
The whole thing was bizzare.

classic!

NY PJ1

surfanddestroy wrote:

Well yeah, but I was trying to put it nicely.

straight to the point lol

dunkman

when i was 15 or 16 and i got the bus to school... well one day it was about -16 degrees outside and i went to the bus-stop and sneezed and it was one of those big blasters of a sneeze... well i had no hankies or anything so i did that one finger over the nostril and blow out of the other one.. footballers do it all the time... well i thought i'd got rid of all the bogies and then i flicked my head quickly to get rid of any hangers-on... turns out the big stretchy bogie went right round my face and it just sat there... 15 mins later the bus turns up by which time my greener had frozen to my face.. i only discovered it when i got to school and looked in the mirror... big dried-up frozen bogie on my cheek!!!


i defrosted it and ate it... with some fava beans and a nice chianti

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

that makes three of us

there's nothing funnier than seeing someone freaking out... especially with wasps and bees... I do it with moths and it's probably hilarious to everyone else

i admit i do the wasp dance... i fucking loathe wasps!!!!

rival.

haha, they say cockroaches are very clean insects!

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

when i was 15 or 16 and i got the bus to school... well one day it was about -16 degrees outside and i went to the bus-stop and sneezed and it was one of those big blasters of a sneeze... well i had no hankies or anything so i did that one finger over the nostril and blow out of the other one.. footballers do it all the time... well i thought i'd got rid of all the bogies and then i flicked my head quickly to get rid of any hangers-on... turns out the big stretchy bogie went right round my face and it just sat there... 15 mins later the bus turns up by which time my greener had frozen to my face.. i only discovered it when i got to school and looked in the mirror... big dried-up frozen bogie on my cheek!!!


i defrosted it and ate it... with some fava beans and a nice chianti

hahahahaha... did nobody tell ya?

Chime, they don't even look familiar... thank fuck

NY PJ1

singularity wrote:

haha, they say cockroaches are very clean insects!

yea see if u think about that when one is crawling towards ur jewels

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

hahahahaha... did nobody tell ya?

nope... :(

i told Redrock that story once, but i then told her my other bus story.

Basically i was about 14 or 15 and i got the bus home from school.. Dinner was at 5pm and i had got the 4.45pm bus home, meaning i'd get in the house just in time... well buses are evil fuckers as any schoolboy knows... all the vibrations meant i got a stiffy and when it was my stop i couldnt get off (so to speak ) and so i had to go on about 3 more stops squeezing my helmet to try and get it down... it did eventually.. i ran home.. 15 mins late and my mum was fuming!! so i had to eat a cold dinner and i had a sore helmet...

rest assured those are my only 2 bus stories... both are equally embarrassing (well they were, i dont care now)

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

nope... :(

i told Redrock that story once, but i then told her my other bus story.

Basically i was about 14 or 15 and i got the bus home from school.. Dinner was at 5pm and i had got the 4.45pm bus home, meaning i'd get in the house just in time... well buses are evil fuckers as any schoolboy knows... all the vibrations meant i got a stiffy and when it was my stop i couldnt get off (so to speak ) and so i had to go on about 3 more stops squeezing my helmet to try and get it down... it did eventually.. i ran home.. 15 mins late and my mum was fuming!! so i had to eat a cold dinner and i had a sore helmet...

rest assured those are my only 2 bus stories... both are equally embarrassing (well they were, i dont care now)

so the vibrations do that, eh? Ahhh... teenage boys

urbanhippie

I have to learn to avoid Dunk's posts while in the library....

People are staring at me 'cos I'm chuckling away

mookie9999

NY PJ1 wrote:

this one is horrible,, im scarred for life


i get on the bus yesterday and to my surprise the one row w/ extra leg room is open,,so im like yeaaa cool i can lounge

so i sit down and i see an older lady in the row directly across from me(i have seen her b4 so we exchanged hello's )


ok 2 minutes later i notice this lady in staring at my thigh area , but i think nothing of it and look out the window again

another minute passes and i look back over and she is still staring but now she has a confused look on her face ,,im like what the hell

she leans over and says "excuse me. i think u have A BUG on YOUR LEG"

IM FROZEN cause i dont wanna look ,,then i look down and their is COCKROACH CRAWLING ON MY THIGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL AND SWATTED AT IT ,,but i didnt see where it went
now im like dammm its on me somewhere lol
so i get up and start doing a dance move to shake it off my body
finally the sucka falls to the floor and i put my size 11 onto its head

def, 1 OF THE WORST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE ... needless to say all the clothes went directly to the cleaners

But you left out the most important part of the story. Did you get the old ladies number or not? After the last bus incident I hope you would have at least got the digits this time!

NY PJ1

mookie9999 wrote:

But you left out the most important part of the story. Did you get the old ladies number or not? After the last bus incident I hope you would have at least got the digits this time!

everyone is asking me that lol,,,hmnn i wonder why

but no i didnt lol

TrixieCat

mookie9999 wrote:

But you left out the most important part of the story. Did you get the old ladies number or not? After the last bus incident I hope you would have at least got the digits this time!

Really...you need to seize these opportunities when they arise J. C'mon now.

I would have died.