Jaysus, once a week is a fuckload! Back when I kept my hair all neat and tidy ~(ages 4 through 18) I'd get it cut maybe every 4 weeks and that'd be grand. Now with the slightly shaggy, but not overly long look (19 -22 ) I'd say I get it cut every 3 or 4 months. And contrary to NYPJ's beliefs, slightly longer hair doesn't look untidy. Well, sometimes it does, but at least I'm distinguishable from the countless knackers sporting the "1 on the back and sides" look.
Where do you go J? I fucking hate getting haircuts down here! Every single place I go the same thing happens:
Me: I want a one blade on the side and back and a trim on top
Guy: You want a one?
Me: Yes I want a one.
Guy: You sure you want a one, that's very short?
Me: I'm aware that it is short, I like it short, please use a one.
Guy: (Speaking to the owner in their native tongue)
Owner: You want a one, you sure?
Me: Yes I want a one.
Guy: Ok (begins to shave sides). How does that look?
Me: It looks longer than a one, what is it?
Guy: It's a one and a half.
Me: (Takes a deep breath while trying not to grab the first sharp object I see and proceed to stab person in the neck while making a mental note to never return to this place again).
I kid you not, this has happened at every place I have tried here both barbers and stylists alike.
haha too funny....
My "haircut" is this...
Me: How much will it cost to have my mullet fluffed?
Guy: What?
Me: Fluff my mullet... NOW!
Guy: Fluff what now?
Me: My mullet!..... NOW!
Guy: So that's a number one blade? *zip zip*
Me: uh oh :eek:
Guy: That'll be $42 thanks!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Thick brown hair grows so fucking quickly... :mad:
No - mine's very, very short.....but shorter on the sides than the top is a bad, bad, outdated look.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
DUDE U HAVE THE WRONG IDEA on my hair
its blended together not seperated like a bowl cut lol
its not the old school look ur talking about
its a shape up
i do know what ur thinking though ,its not that
it looks like my head is shaved
regardless ill bet u 10,000 i can pick up more chicks than u lol
see!!! someone who knows exactly what im talking about
So are you saying I should get rid of the lines I have my barber do throughout my sideburns and eyebrows?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
whatcha talking bout willis?
im asking a question about how long people go inbetween cuts
im not belittling people for going once per year or whatever
just asking
lol
this kid thinks i have a flatop lol
lol eyebrow lines
i did rock the bosworth look as a kid with the lines in my head haha
I think I can one-up you. Not only did I have the bosworth look, I also had his autobiography. Talk about remedial reading!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
dude read that LOL
how bout i had both home and away seahawk jerseys .... lol
with his rookie number AND his real number.... TOP THAT!!
Ooh sporting both the 44 and 55? I think you've got me, but I did have two of his starting lineup figures one sealed and one open on display.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
LOL 44 and 55 too funny
bosworth action figures... u def. still have them up lol
Can't find the figures, but everytime I go through storage I see the mini helmet floating around somewhere just waiting to be reunited with the BOZ!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
look good?.. or be a pretty boy?
My "haircut" is this...
Me: How much will it cost to have my mullet fluffed?
Guy: What?
Me: Fluff my mullet... NOW!
Guy: Fluff what now?
Me: My mullet!..... NOW!
Guy: So that's a number one blade? *zip zip*
Me: uh oh :eek:
Guy: That'll be $42 thanks!
IM THE FURTHEST THING FROM A PRETT BOY
i am just good looking lol
no not a line jumper
if u owned a buisness would u take care of one of your best customers?
i call up say a time and he holds that time for me
if people are there they get told someone is coming b4 them
however they dont make appointments lol thats for select few
No - I've got the right picture. Shorter on the sides than the top just looks bad. It's really not up for discussion.
With regard to chicks, I'll take quality over quantity any day and I don't think I'd want to be with a girl who is attracted to the firefighter look.
...are those who've helped us.
Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
its not worth it this kid has no idea what blended means
no its not bald on the sides
and i dont know where u live but over here firefighters get a ton of chicks
cheers amigo
salud !!