i just stepped on A DEAD RAT!!

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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    "how do you like it" that you stepped on a rat ......??:D i wish i would of been there that is the first thing i would of said to you ...


    it wasnt to cool
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    I guess I can remove my missing posters from the lamp posts. I don't know how he got out last night! That rat bastard!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • I LOVE NYC...Never did see a rat on my trip....ahhh, can't wait to visit again one day....
  • NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    Damn NYC

    Did the Rat have a suit on ? There are plenty of those types there as well !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I LOVE NYC...Never did see a rat on my trip....ahhh, can't wait to visit again one day....

    Did you ride the subways while you were here? Next time you're here, look on the tracks and you're sure to see plenty of rats! Or I could just give you my attorneys address: Rim Shot for lame joke of the day!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    Jim Morrison singing his ode to "dead cats, dead rats"

    we must share a brain or something.....i read the title and that was the first thing i thought of...:)
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Did you ride the subways while you were here? Next time you're here, look on the tracks and you're sure to see plenty of rats! Or I could just give you my attorneys address: Rim Shot for lame joke of the day!

    Yes, I took the subways everywhere...maybe I was too excited to be there to notice...

    LAWYER=RAT hahahahaha!!!
  • it probably died escaping from the nearest taco bell.

    bless it's little heart.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i just walked by and he's gone,, i wonder if it was alive?
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i just walked by and he's gone,, i wonder if it was alive?
    :eek:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    :eek:
    ???????????????

    THEY DONT CLEAN THE STREETS THAT QUICK
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ???????????????

    THEY DONT CLEAN THE STREETS THAT QUICK
    ???????????????????????
    It was a rat...not a discarded bag of burger king.
    They carry diseases.
    Also, if it was in front of your building, I imagine the custodian was told to remove it.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i just walked by and he's gone,, i wonder if it was alive?

    The search continues!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ???????????????????????
    It was a rat...not a discarded bag of burger king.
    They carry diseases.
    Also, if it was in front of your building, I imagine the custodian was told to remove it.


    it was on a side street ,, i guess someone came and swept it up?


    mookie careful he might be knocking on ur door
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,921
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    it was on a side street ,, i guess someone came and swept it up?
    Or a bigger rat ate it...the circle of life.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,921
    cutback wrote:
    we must share a brain or something.....i read the title and that was the first thing i thought of...:)
    Great minds think alike.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • JwmccJwmcc Posts: 451
    Poncier wrote:
    Or a bigger rat ate it...the circle of life.

    One could say it's evolution...
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Poncier wrote:
    Or a bigger rat ate it...the circle of life.


    or a bum :)
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    or a bum :)


    The chick with the sore on her forehead over on Wall st would definitely eat it in a heartbeat!!! I'm sure you know who I am talking about. If not, you will one day!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    The chick with the sore on her forehead over on Wall st would definitely eat it in a heartbeat!!! I'm sure you know who I am talking about. If not, you will one day!

    she's a piece of work
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    Ewwwww..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Ewwwww..


    ill pick u up and stick ur foot in it lol
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...

    How big was it?? Biggest rat I've seen was in fisherman's wharf in SF.. it was the size of a small wiener dog:eek: It ran right by me into this grate in the ground.

    I've heard stories of NY rats, but I've never seen one in person
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • I keep thinking this thread says 'I just strapped on a dead rat!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Trailer wrote:
    How big was it?? Biggest rat I've seen was in fisherman's wharf in SF.. it was the size of a small wiener dog:eek: It ran right by me into this grate in the ground.

    I've heard stories of NY rats, but I've never seen one in person


    Most of the ones I see aren't too big. At least not wiener dog size. Maybe I hang out in the wrong neighborhoods?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Trailer wrote:
    I've heard stories of NY rats, but I've never seen one in person


    NY rat....;) :D
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Most of the ones I see aren't too big. At least not wiener dog size. Maybe I hang out in the wrong neighborhoods?!?


    GO HANG BY THE WATER
    actually when the fish market was there
    at night woooooooooooooo

    but this was was a nice size sucker
    7lbs maybe lol
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    cutback wrote:
    NY rat....;) :D


    that piece of shit
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    cutback wrote:
    NY rat....;) :D

    Haahaha.. I actually read his book "Underboss" a few years ago:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
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