i just stepped on A DEAD RAT!!

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    edvedder913 wrote:
    the roach on the bus, now this.......

    ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    crazy eh??????
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    edvedder913 wrote:
    the roach on the bus, now this.......

    ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    tommorow will be "I just stepped on a dead bum"
    :D
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    chinobaeza wrote:
    tommorow will be "I just stepped on a dead bum"
    :D


    tom im not leaving brooklyn lol

    staying in
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,032
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i cant see it
    Jim Morrison singing his ode to "dead cats, dead rats"
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    O my is right. Just last night I stepped on something that felt very weird under my feet, so much so I stopped to look and what the hell I just stepped on. Turn out it was soggy yet firm pack of cigarettes. Bizarre feeling no less, but sure as hell not a rat!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:

    And how did you know it didn't just take the subway down from the UES?


    Silly question! If it was from the UES it would have had its hair in a ponytail wearing sweatpants and pushing three screaming kids in a strolller.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Silly question! If it was from the UES it would have had its hair in a ponytail wearing sweatpants and pushing three screaming kids in a strolller.

    haha
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Silly question! If it was from the UES it would have had its hair in a ponytail wearing sweatpants and pushing three screaming kids in a strolller.

    im just glad it wasn't a christopher st. rat ;) lol
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    im just glad it wasn't a christopher st. rat ;) lol

    LOL!! I'm not gonna touch that one! Literally and figuratively! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,105
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...

    "how do you like it" that you stepped on a rat ......??:D i wish i would of been there that is the first thing i would of said to you ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    josevolution wrote:
    "how do you like it" that you stepped on a rat ......??:D i wish i would of been there that is the first thing i would of said to you ...


    it wasnt to cool
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    I guess I can remove my missing posters from the lamp posts. I don't know how he got out last night! That rat bastard!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TheDreamIsee
    TheDreamIsee Posts: 127
    I LOVE NYC...Never did see a rat on my trip....ahhh, can't wait to visit again one day....
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and im grossed out

    i didnt see it and i stepped down and im like what the hell was that ??
    i look back .... BIG BIG RAT ,, O MY

    hey mookie it was a downtown nyc rat ...


    Damn NYC

    Did the Rat have a suit on ? There are plenty of those types there as well !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TheDreamIsee wrote:
    I LOVE NYC...Never did see a rat on my trip....ahhh, can't wait to visit again one day....

    Did you ride the subways while you were here? Next time you're here, look on the tracks and you're sure to see plenty of rats! Or I could just give you my attorneys address: Rim Shot for lame joke of the day!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Poncier wrote:
    Jim Morrison singing his ode to "dead cats, dead rats"

    we must share a brain or something.....i read the title and that was the first thing i thought of...:)
  • TheDreamIsee
    TheDreamIsee Posts: 127
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Did you ride the subways while you were here? Next time you're here, look on the tracks and you're sure to see plenty of rats! Or I could just give you my attorneys address: Rim Shot for lame joke of the day!

    Yes, I took the subways everywhere...maybe I was too excited to be there to notice...

    LAWYER=RAT hahahahaha!!!
  • sigh eternally
    sigh eternally Chicago Posts: 421
    it probably died escaping from the nearest taco bell.

    bless it's little heart.
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i just walked by and he's gone,, i wonder if it was alive?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i just walked by and he's gone,, i wonder if it was alive?
    :eek:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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