the urban cougar just squeezed my ....

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Yeah, you'd be a legend if you could pull that off...."by accident"


    ive tried a few times ,dont think its gonna happen

    i think the kiss is all im gonna get
  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    jamie uk wrote:
    No, it was the guy who walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

    It was an iron bar.

    oh thats right....
    walking into that bar gave me a bad mammary! ;)
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ive tried a few times ,dont think its gonna happen

    i think the kiss is all im gonna get

    Perhaps some Jack Daniels?
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Perhaps some Jack Daniels?


    she isnt into that

    other liquor perhaps

    of course the little smooch happened while drinking

    so that would be the key
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,801
    aren't you in miami or are you on vaca with the cougar next time ask her to help you by the copy machine that is the best spot to get good contact it works for me at work :)...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    josevolution wrote:
    aren't you in miami or are you on vaca with the cougar next time ask her to help you by the copy machine that is the best spot to get good contact it works for me at work :)...

    leaving tom morning

    yea the copy machine is good but its too wide open

    i sit 3 feet from her ,,my hand under the desk would be good
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    leaving tom morning

    yea the copy machine is good but its too wide open

    i sit 3 feet from her ,,my hand under the desk would be good

    Her desk or your own???
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Her desk or your own???

    its one long desk
    we sit next to each other
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    its one long desk
    we sit next to each other

    'Was that the desk leg or are you just happy to see me?'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'Was that the desk leg or are you just happy to see me?'


    its a weird long desk ,their are no legs ??

    but iam happy to see her
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    josevolution wrote:
    aren't you in miami or are you on vaca with the cougar next time ask her to help you by the copy machine that is the best spot to get good contact it works for me at work :)...

    Oh come on Jose, I had you down as a classy guy :o
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    its a weird long desk ,their are no legs ??

    What's that pokin her in the knees then?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh come on Jose, I had you down as a classy guy :o


    HAHAH
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What's that pokin her in the knees then?


    IF I COULD REACH THAT FAR,,,,i would be filming in california right now ;)

    bom chica wa wa
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    HAHAH

    I take it I was way off then?
    Another illusion shattered.
    *note to self* ok, that's every other guy on here is a perv, including Jose* ;):D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    its one long desk
    we sit next to each other

    Well that's distracting...
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    I take it I was way off then?
    Another illusion shattered.
    *note to self* ok, that's every other guy on here is a perv, including Jose* ;):D
    Why do you think the girls post here? ;):D
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    jamie uk wrote:
    I take it I was way off then?
    Another illusion shattered.
    *note to self* ok, that's every other guy on here is a perv, including Jose* ;):D


    if your just realizing that....lol
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Well that's distracting...


    yes it can be at times

    especailly now that the young interns are popping up all around ;)
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    yes it can be at times

    especailly now that the young interns are popping up all around ;)


    Have one of them get me a cup of coffee

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