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the urban cougar just squeezed my ....

NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
boob .......... iv'e been violated


for no reason


i told her i owe her a squeeze


i ithink she liked it :)
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    hahaha
    You mean 'moob'.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    Rygar wrote:
    hahaha
    You mean 'moob'.

    Or his "Phil Mickelson" :)
    NERDS!
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Or his "Phil Mickelson" :)
    Belongs on Peter Griffin's Side Boob Hour.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rygar wrote:
    hahaha
    You mean 'moob'.


    yeah i guess whatever ya call it
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i "accidently" bumped into her chest yesteday

    it was sweeeeet
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i "accidently" bumped into her chest yesteday

    it was sweeeeet

    accidentally on purpose

    Just because it was premeditated doesn't mean I meant to do it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    accidentally on purpose

    Just because it was premeditated doesn't mean I meant to do it.

    honestly it was an accident
    i was stretching and she walked into my hand
    but as i made contact a gave an extra brush up
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    honestly it was an accident
    i was stretching and she walked into my hand
    but as i made contact a gave an extra brush up

    Of course... it's a basic hunter-gatherer instinct... opportunism.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    about time the boob talk returned here...
    where is the dunkman... Send out the call!!!
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    vedder_soup wrote:
    about time the boob talk returned here...
    where is the dunkman... Send out the call!!!

    He's probably currently sandwiched between two boobies.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Of course... it's a basic hunter-gatherer instinct... opportunism.


    totally,, my hand was already there so i went with it
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    He's probably currently sandwiched between two boobies.

    probably making a tit of himself in the process!
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    vedder_soup wrote:
    probably making a tit of himself in the process!

    Dunk: 'I feel like a third nipple'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i "accidently" bumped into her chest yesteday


    she's a pirate?

    i thought someone as awesome and handsome as you didnt need to do accidental molestation? ;)


    a dyslexic man walked into a bra... he felt a right tit


    thanks, i'll be here till Monday
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    You motor boatin' son-of-a-bitch!
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    dunkman wrote:
    she's a pirate?

    i thought someone as awesome and handsome as you didnt need to do accidental molestation? ;)


    a dyslexic man walked into a bra... he felt a right tit


    thanks, i'll be here till Monday

    is that the same guy who walked into a bar and asked for a jug??


    *leaves now....*
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dunkman wrote:
    she's a pirate?

    i thought someone as awesome and handsome as you didnt need to do accidental molestation? ;)


    a dyslexic man walked into a bra... he felt a right tit


    thanks, i'll be here till Monday


    like i said i was stretching and she walked into my hand
    she started,, i brushed ....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    You motor boatin' son-of-a-bitch!


    i wish ,she looks good today
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    vedder_soup wrote:
    is that the same guy who walked into a bar and asked for a jug??


    *leaves now....*


    No, it was the guy who walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

    It was an iron bar.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i wish ,she looks good today

    Yeah, you'd be a legend if you could pull that off...."by accident"
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Yeah, you'd be a legend if you could pull that off...."by accident"


    ive tried a few times ,dont think its gonna happen

    i think the kiss is all im gonna get
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    jamie uk wrote:
    No, it was the guy who walked into a bar and said "ouch!"

    It was an iron bar.

    oh thats right....
    walking into that bar gave me a bad mammary! ;)
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ive tried a few times ,dont think its gonna happen

    i think the kiss is all im gonna get

    Perhaps some Jack Daniels?
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Perhaps some Jack Daniels?


    she isnt into that

    other liquor perhaps

    of course the little smooch happened while drinking

    so that would be the key
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,193
    aren't you in miami or are you on vaca with the cougar next time ask her to help you by the copy machine that is the best spot to get good contact it works for me at work :)...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    josevolution wrote:
    aren't you in miami or are you on vaca with the cougar next time ask her to help you by the copy machine that is the best spot to get good contact it works for me at work :)...

    leaving tom morning

    yea the copy machine is good but its too wide open

    i sit 3 feet from her ,,my hand under the desk would be good
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    leaving tom morning

    yea the copy machine is good but its too wide open

    i sit 3 feet from her ,,my hand under the desk would be good

    Her desk or your own???
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    dissidentman wrote:
    Her desk or your own???

    its one long desk
    we sit next to each other
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    its one long desk
    we sit next to each other

    'Was that the desk leg or are you just happy to see me?'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    'Was that the desk leg or are you just happy to see me?'


    its a weird long desk ,their are no legs ??

    but iam happy to see her
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