why do people call clinton a "bitch"?

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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I've got it! :D

    We'll just substitute the bone marrow with a couple of pints of Guinness! A few pints of that is enough to make anyone feel lucky!
    !

    Of course, we'll have to change the slogan from "They're magically delicious!" to "DANGER: WILL GET YOU TREMENDOUSLY DRUNK!" But we'll get a talking monkey to say it in the ads, so everyone will still find it charming. :D



    Yes! We can do this! :D

    AND we will get big sponsorship dollars there, as well. I can't believe I never thought of this!

    You are a friggin' genius and natural born leader!
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Yes! We can do this! :D

    AND we will get big sponsorship dollars there, as well. I can't believe I never thought of this!

    You are a friggin' genius and natural born leader!

    Nuh uh - big sponsorship Euros.:D

    I think this is all a pretty conclusive answer to the OP's question. :p
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Nuh uh - big sponsorship Euros.:D

    I think this is all a pretty conclusive answer to the OP's question. :p

    This is going worldwide, baby!

    Ameros

    ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    This is going worldwide, baby!

    Ameros

    ;)

    Ooooooh - you think big. I like it. :D

    Actually, Arthur Guinness - creator of all things Guinness - was born about 30 mins from where I live, and there's a brewery right down the road. So this is perfect for business. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Ooooooh - you think big. I like it. :D

    Actually, Arthur Guinness - creator of all things Guinness - was born about 30 mins from where I live, and there's a brewery right down the road. So this is perfect for business. :D


    I love it when a plan comes together. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    I love it when a plan comes together. :D

    Oh, you just love that you finally have an excuse to get blazing drunk every morning. :p
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Oh, you just love that you finally have an excuse to get blazing drunk every morning. :p


    That was part of the plan all along. ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    That was part of the plan all along. ;)

    And has been for the last eight years. *sobs* I have a problem.
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  • cornnifer
    cornnifer Posts: 2,130
    VictoryGin wrote:
    because she's a woman seeking the most powerful position in america. women aren't supposed to be aggressive. that's for men. .

    i have to respectfully call bullshit on this one. i'm not tryin' to hear any of this "strong woman" nonsense. i've said it before. i have no problem with strong women. My beloved wife is a strong woman. i love strong women. As a matter of fact, it if it weren't for my wife "aggressively" pursuing a relationship with me, we wouldn't be married with three sons. Hillary is, in fact, a bitch of immeasureable proportions. It has nothing to do with being a "strong woman". She isn't even that strong of a woman. Do you know what TRULY "strong women" recognize clinton as? A BITCH.
    "When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    And has been for the last eight years. *sobs* I have a problem.

    And now our real motives are coming out...

    we need to find a way to turn this into a 'cool' and 'hip' point for us.

    *Rhinocerous Surprise pictured with a beer bong at some random college kegger.*

    Gotta keep the youth based stunned and dazzled. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    And now our real motives are coming out...

    we need to find a way to turn this into a 'cool' and 'hip' point for us.

    *Rhinocerous Surprise pictured with a beer bong at some random college kegger.*

    Gotta keep the youth based stunned and dazzled. :D

    We'll just go with meta-marketing:

    "Rhinocerous Surprise and Abookamongstthemany used to get hideously drunk each and every morning. Now: they're millionaires.

    Lucky Charms. Because milk is for idiots."

    :D
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    We'll just go with meta-marketing:

    "Rhinocerous Surprise and Abookamongstthemany used to get hideously drunk each and every morning. Now: they're millionaires.

    Lucky Charms. Because milk is for idiots."

    :D

    And who could argue with that logic? :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    And who could argue with that logic? :D

    I think it's the labelling of millions and millions of people as "idiots" that'll really seal the deal. :D

    "Save a cow - drink a Guinness!"
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I think it's the labelling of millions and millions of people as "idiots" that'll really seal the deal. :D

    "Save a cow - drink a Guinness!"

    They knowingly love proving it everyday so you'd figure they wouldn't mind us giving them props for their efforts. :D


    *tongue in cheek, people*
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    They knowingly love proving it everyday so you'd figure they wouldn't mind us giving them props for their efforts. :D


    *tongue in cheek, people*

    PR is probably not our strongest point, now that I think about it. :p
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    PR is probably not our strongest point, now that I think about it. :p


    Aww c'mon! They're begging us to treat them like *insert thread integrity* bitches. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Aww c'mon! They're begging us to treat them like *insert thread integrity* bitches. :D

    Nicely done.:D

    I bet Hilary drinks milk every morning. ;)
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Nicely done.:D

    I bet Hilary drinks milk every morning. ;)

    Thank you :)

    alongside fried kittens, of course. ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Thank you :)

    alongside fried kittens, of course. ;)

    ;) Of course - it's the law!

    Except: it's not.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    ;) Of course - it's the law!

    Except: it's not.


    That's it right there:

    It's the law except when it's not.



    :p
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde

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