Getting the leprechaun sweat is the easy part - everyone in Ireland gets one when you turn 16. They come with their own carry-cage, and are mostly well-behaved, but every few weeks, they'll look at you with dead eyes, and shout "I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!"
Chilling.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Getting the leprechaun sweat is the easy part - everyone in Ireland gets one when you turn 16. They come with their own carry-cage, and are mostly well-behaved, but every few weeks, they'll look at you with dead eyes, and shout "I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!"
Chilling.
Shhhhh!!
I don't want to hear the harsh realities of my tasty treats. Outta sight, outta mind.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I don't want to hear the harsh realities of my tasty treats. Outta sight, outta mind.
I actually got in a spot of bother a couple of years ago, when I misunderstood the recipe, and tried to retrieve the sweat of a leper named Seán. I tried to explain that it was a vital part of my "brew", but that failed to wash with both Seán, and the policeman who arrested me. :eek:
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
I actually got in a spot of bother a couple of years ago, when I misunderstood the recipe, and tried to retrieve the sweat of a leper named Seán. I tried to explain that it was a vital part of my "brew", but that failed to wash with both Seán, and the policeman who arrested me. :eek:
*Gasp*
Lucky charms is a risky business.
*shudders*
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Lead us to a solution and guide us to a new age in lucky charms based with alternatives to St Patrick's bone marrow, Rhinocerous Surprise!
The revolution is resting on your shoulders!
I've got it!
We'll just substitute the bone marrow with a couple of pints of Guinness! A few pints of that is enough to make anyone feel lucky!
Of course, we'll have to change the slogan from "They're magically delicious!" to "DANGER: WILL GET YOU TREMENDOUSLY DRUNK!" But we'll get a talking monkey to say it in the ads, so everyone will still find it charming.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
We'll just substitute the bone marrow with a couple of pints of Guinness! A few pints of that is enough to make anyone feel lucky!
!
Of course, we'll have to change the slogan from "They're magically delicious!" to "DANGER: WILL GET YOU TREMENDOUSLY DRUNK!" But we'll get a talking monkey to say it in the ads, so everyone will still find it charming.
Yes! We can do this!
AND we will get big sponsorship dollars there, as well. I can't believe I never thought of this!
You are a friggin' genius and natural born leader!
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Actually, Arthur Guinness - creator of all things Guinness - was born about 30 mins from where I live, and there's a brewery right down the road. So this is perfect for business.
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Actually, Arthur Guinness - creator of all things Guinness - was born about 30 mins from where I live, and there's a brewery right down the road. So this is perfect for business.
I love it when a plan comes together.
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
because she's a woman seeking the most powerful position in america. women aren't supposed to be aggressive. that's for men. .
i have to respectfully call bullshit on this one. i'm not tryin' to hear any of this "strong woman" nonsense. i've said it before. i have no problem with strong women. My beloved wife is a strong woman. i love strong women. As a matter of fact, it if it weren't for my wife "aggressively" pursuing a relationship with me, we wouldn't be married with three sons. Hillary is, in fact, a bitch of immeasureable proportions. It has nothing to do with being a "strong woman". She isn't even that strong of a woman. Do you know what TRULY "strong women" recognize clinton as? A BITCH.
"When all your friends and sedatives mean well but make it worse... better find yourself a place to level out."
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As long as you're shipping me out some of those lucky charms, all is good.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Next time I get my hands on some of St Patrick's bone marrow, you're in for a treat.
*sighs, waiting for the day*
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Getting the leprechaun sweat is the easy part - everyone in Ireland gets one when you turn 16. They come with their own carry-cage, and are mostly well-behaved, but every few weeks, they'll look at you with dead eyes, and shout "I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!"
Chilling.
Shhhhh!!
I don't want to hear the harsh realities of my tasty treats. Outta sight, outta mind.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I actually got in a spot of bother a couple of years ago, when I misunderstood the recipe, and tried to retrieve the sweat of a leper named Seán. I tried to explain that it was a vital part of my "brew", but that failed to wash with both Seán, and the policeman who arrested me. :eek:
*Gasp*
Lucky charms is a risky business.
*shudders*
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Especially for St. Patrick - he's running out of bone marrow at an alarming rate! :eek:
Also, he's probably dead too.
This is a crisis of epic proportions!
Lead us to a solution and guide us to a new age in lucky charms based with alternatives to St Patrick's bone marrow, Rhinocerous Surprise!
The revolution is resting on your shoulders!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I've got it!
We'll just substitute the bone marrow with a couple of pints of Guinness! A few pints of that is enough to make anyone feel lucky!
Of course, we'll have to change the slogan from "They're magically delicious!" to "DANGER: WILL GET YOU TREMENDOUSLY DRUNK!" But we'll get a talking monkey to say it in the ads, so everyone will still find it charming.
Yes! We can do this!
AND we will get big sponsorship dollars there, as well. I can't believe I never thought of this!
You are a friggin' genius and natural born leader!
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Nuh uh - big sponsorship Euros.:D
I think this is all a pretty conclusive answer to the OP's question.
This is going worldwide, baby!
Ameros
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Ooooooh - you think big. I like it.
Actually, Arthur Guinness - creator of all things Guinness - was born about 30 mins from where I live, and there's a brewery right down the road. So this is perfect for business.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Oh, you just love that you finally have an excuse to get blazing drunk every morning.
That was part of the plan all along.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
And has been for the last eight years. *sobs* I have a problem.
i have to respectfully call bullshit on this one. i'm not tryin' to hear any of this "strong woman" nonsense. i've said it before. i have no problem with strong women. My beloved wife is a strong woman. i love strong women. As a matter of fact, it if it weren't for my wife "aggressively" pursuing a relationship with me, we wouldn't be married with three sons. Hillary is, in fact, a bitch of immeasureable proportions. It has nothing to do with being a "strong woman". She isn't even that strong of a woman. Do you know what TRULY "strong women" recognize clinton as? A BITCH.
And now our real motives are coming out...
we need to find a way to turn this into a 'cool' and 'hip' point for us.
*Rhinocerous Surprise pictured with a beer bong at some random college kegger.*
Gotta keep the youth based stunned and dazzled.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
We'll just go with meta-marketing:
"Rhinocerous Surprise and Abookamongstthemany used to get hideously drunk each and every morning. Now: they're millionaires.
Lucky Charms. Because milk is for idiots."
And who could argue with that logic?
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
I think it's the labelling of millions and millions of people as "idiots" that'll really seal the deal.
"Save a cow - drink a Guinness!"
They knowingly love proving it everyday so you'd figure they wouldn't mind us giving them props for their efforts.
*tongue in cheek, people*
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
PR is probably not our strongest point, now that I think about it.
Aww c'mon! They're begging us to treat them like *insert thread integrity* bitches.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Nicely done.:D
I bet Hilary drinks milk every morning.
Thank you
alongside fried kittens, of course.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
Except: it's not.
That's it right there:
It's the law except when it's not.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde