why do people call clinton a "bitch"?

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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Hey... Keep in mind the politicians in your sig when you say that. ;)

    Although I completely deserve it. :D

    Pfffft

    nuh uh!


    :p
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Pfffft

    nuh uh!


    :p

    :D How would you know when I refuse to divulge any of my policies? :p
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    :D How would you know when I refuse to divulge any of my policies? :p


    Because you wrote a book about yourself saying how great you were. Don't you remember?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Because you wrote a book about yourself saying how great you were. Don't you remember?

    I was probably high - that chapter on me being clean for years was pure political spin. ;)
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I was probably high - that chapter on me being clean for years was pure political spin. ;)

    Obviously. ;)

    But I still have hope in you yet, Rhino :D

    It's much too late to jump off the bandwagon now! ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Obviously. ;)

    But I still have hope in you yet, Rhino :D

    It's much too late to jump off the bandwagon now! ;)

    People keep climbing on my bandwagon, and I keep falling off the wagon.:p

    ^ This is why words are excellent. :D
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    People keep climbing on my bandwagon, and I keep falling off the wagon.:p

    ^ This is why words are excellent. :D


    *in best squeaky, awkward Kurt Cobain voice* :p

    'Who needs actions where you got words?'
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    *in best squeaky, awkward Kurt Cobain voice* :p

    'Who needs actions where you got words?'

    Looks like me and Kurt shared some wisdom, as well as our addictions. :p

    Also, my chief addiction appears to be derailing threads. :D
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Looks like me and Kurt shared some wisdom, as well as our addictions. :p

    Also, my chief addiction appears to be derailing threads. :D

    But you've been on topic...just Stephen Colbert-esque in your approach. It is quite addicting, I must say. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    But you've been on topic...just Stephen Colbert-esque in your approach. It is quite addicting, I must say. :D

    Quite the compliment. I thank thee. :)

    And now I've got you talking about addictions. :p
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Quite the compliment. I thank thee. :)

    And now I've got you talking about addictions. :p

    You're welcome :)

    As long as you're shipping me out some of those lucky charms, all is good. :D
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    You're welcome :)

    As long as you're shipping me out some of those lucky charms, all is good. :D

    Next time I get my hands on some of St Patrick's bone marrow, you're in for a treat. ;)
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Next time I get my hands on some of St Patrick's bone marrow, you're in for a treat. ;)


    *sighs, waiting for the day*

    :p
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    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    *sighs, waiting for the day*

    :p

    Getting the leprechaun sweat is the easy part - everyone in Ireland gets one when you turn 16. They come with their own carry-cage, and are mostly well-behaved, but every few weeks, they'll look at you with dead eyes, and shout "I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!"

    Chilling.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Getting the leprechaun sweat is the easy part - everyone in Ireland gets one when you turn 16. They come with their own carry-cage, and are mostly well-behaved, but every few weeks, they'll look at you with dead eyes, and shout "I AM NOT A STEREOTYPE!"

    Chilling.


    Shhhhh!!

    I don't want to hear the harsh realities of my tasty treats. Outta sight, outta mind. ;)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    Shhhhh!!

    I don't want to hear the harsh realities of my tasty treats. Outta sight, outta mind. ;)

    I actually got in a spot of bother a couple of years ago, when I misunderstood the recipe, and tried to retrieve the sweat of a leper named Seán. I tried to explain that it was a vital part of my "brew", but that failed to wash with both Seán, and the policeman who arrested me. :eek:
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I actually got in a spot of bother a couple of years ago, when I misunderstood the recipe, and tried to retrieve the sweat of a leper named Seán. I tried to explain that it was a vital part of my "brew", but that failed to wash with both Seán, and the policeman who arrested me. :eek:



    *Gasp*

    Lucky charms is a risky business.


    *shudders*

    :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    *Gasp*

    Lucky charms is a risky business.


    *shudders*

    :D

    Especially for St. Patrick - he's running out of bone marrow at an alarming rate! :eek:

    Also, he's probably dead too.
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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Especially for St. Patrick - he's running out of bone marrow at an alarming rate! :eek:

    Also, he's probably dead too.

    This is a crisis of epic proportions!

    Lead us to a solution and guide us to a new age in lucky charms based with alternatives to St Patrick's bone marrow, Rhinocerous Surprise!

    The revolution is resting on your shoulders!


    :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    This is a crisis of epic proportions!

    Lead us to a solution and guide us to a new age in lucky charms based with alternatives to St Patrick's bone marrow, Rhinocerous Surprise!

    The revolution is resting on your shoulders!


    :D

    I've got it! :D

    We'll just substitute the bone marrow with a couple of pints of Guinness! A few pints of that is enough to make anyone feel lucky!

    Of course, we'll have to change the slogan from "They're magically delicious!" to "DANGER: WILL GET YOU TREMENDOUSLY DRUNK!" But we'll get a talking monkey to say it in the ads, so everyone will still find it charming. :D
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