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CorporateWhoreCorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
edited August 2007 in A Moving Train
I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns? There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun? Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

I like how liberals oppose gun rights so much because then that means they're the only ones without guns. Makes them easier to fight ;)
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?
    I bet I have more guns than you do :D
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  • CorporateWhoreCorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    hippiemom wrote:
    I bet I have more guns than you do :D

    Sorry moms, it is not the quantity but the quality. I'm a dead-eye and so are all the people that go with me to the NRA range. And they're all conservative too.

    Mofos like Ted Nugent got like thousands of guns. They pass 'em out to freedom-loving people like me and I get 'er done.

    But yeah, I'm sure that little 9mm revolver you carry in your purse is real cute with the rubber grip and the pink trigger lock.
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Sorry moms, it is not the quantity but the quality. I'm a dead-eye and so are all the people that go with me to the NRA range. And they're all conservative too.

    Mofos like Ted Nugent got like thousands of guns. They pass 'em out to freedom-loving people like me and I get 'er done.

    But yeah, I'm sure that little 9mm revolver you carry in your purse is real cute with the rubber grip and the pink trigger lock.
    Ha! You REALLY shouldn't make assumptions about people. We own some beauties, and I can assure you that I know how to shoot them most effectively.

    Btw, I hate pink, and don't carry a gun in my purse.
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Yeah, I don't really understand gun laws. Taking away the guns from law-abiding people isn't going to keep them out of the hands of criminals.

    However, I think this issue will eventually take a whole new turn when ray-guns are eventually invented and mass-produced. Then it will be like OK we have to draw a line somewhere.
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  • CorporateWhoreCorporateWhore Posts: 1,890
    sponger wrote:
    Yeah, I don't really understand gun laws. Taking away the guns from law-abiding people isn't going to keep them out of the hands of criminals.

    However, I think this issue will eventually take a whole new turn when ray-guns are eventually invented and mass-produced. Then it will be like OK we have to draw a line somewhere.

    Nah I'm gonna own one and PWN SOME LIBS.
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  • OpenOpen Posts: 792
    Glorified G playing in the background.....


    Got a gun, fact I got two
    That's ok man, cuz I love god
    Glorified version of a pellet gun
    Feels so manly, when armed

    Glorified version of a pellet gun
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    Don't think, dumb is strength
    Never shot at a living thing
    Glorified version of a pellet gun
    Feels so manly, when armed

    Glorified version of a pellet gun
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    Glorified version of a...

    Always keep it loaded
    Always keep it loaded
    Always keep it loaded

    Kindred to be an American...

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    Life comes...I can feel your heart through your neck...
    Life comes...I can feel your heart through your neck...
    Like some...I can steal your heart from your neck...

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  • godpt3godpt3 Posts: 1,020
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I get 'er done.

    Anybody using that phrase deserves the automatic death penalty. No trials. Just line 'em up against the wall :D



    Besides, guns are for pussies. Let me show you my collection of missiles sometime :D
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Sorry moms, it is not the quantity but the quality. I'm a dead-eye and so are all the people that go with me to the NRA range. And they're all conservative too.

    Mofos like Ted Nugent got like thousands of guns. They pass 'em out to freedom-loving people like me and I get 'er done.

    But yeah, I'm sure that little 9mm revolver you carry in your purse is real cute with the rubber grip and the pink trigger lock.

    Who the hell really owns a 9MM revolver? I've never even seen a revolver that was a 9mm.
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Who the hell really owns a 9MM revolver? I've never even seen a revolver that was a 9mm.

    either corporatewhore made a mistake or he is a fraud
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

    What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns? There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun? Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

    Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

    I like how liberals oppose gun rights so much because then that means they're the only ones without guns. Makes them easier to fight ;)


    i am not the "pussy" that is so scared of the world around him that i have to own multiple guns to feel secure and safe... and i am not the "pussy" that uses terms like "get er' done" to make myself feel manly or tough :rolleyes:

    most NRA folks are the real "pussies"... "we have to have our guns just in case"... in case of what you fucking pussies, chances are you have never even witnessed a violent crime?

    ps... i support gun ownership rights and gun control
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

    Sure.
    What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns?
    There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun?

    Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

    Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

    Three unlikey situations if you ask me. Sounds a bit paranoid too.
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

    What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns? There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun? Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

    Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

    I like how liberals oppose gun rights so much because then that means they're the only ones without guns. Makes them easier to fight ;)
    Ironically, I would think pussies are people who are scared into thinking they need a gun. What ever happened to hand to hand combat?
  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Sorry moms, it is not the quantity but the quality. I'm a dead-eye and so are all the people that go with me to the NRA range. And they're all conservative too.

    Mofos like Ted Nugent got like thousands of guns. They pass 'em out to freedom-loving people like me and I get 'er done.

    But yeah, I'm sure that little 9mm revolver you carry in your purse is real cute with the rubber grip and the pink trigger lock.

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    Ignorance is Strength
  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    Ironically, I would think pussies are people who are scared into thinking they need a gun. What ever happened to hand to hand combat?

    I guess you dont remember that photo he shared of himself with Pat Buchanan. He is about 120 pounds soaking wet so he NEEDS a weapon. Of course he only talks tough when he is typing......
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    Freedom is Slavery
    Ignorance is Strength
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    honestly CW, what is so big and scary that you have to have a gun or many guns to protect yourself? if i remember right you are in college, relax a little and enjoy it while you can. its not like your life is like "boys n tha hood" with people wanting to put a cap in your ass.
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  • bmwweirdoguybmwweirdoguy Right of Seattle Posts: 228
    I've got a sword at my house...
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Sorry moms, it is not the quantity but the quality. I'm a dead-eye and so are all the people that go with me to the NRA range. And they're all conservative too.

    Mofos like Ted Nugent got like thousands of guns. They pass 'em out to freedom-loving people like me and I get 'er done.

    But yeah, I'm sure that little 9mm revolver you carry in your purse is real cute with the rubber grip and the pink trigger lock.

    This is up there for post of the year.

    You said "mofos" "ted nugent" "freedom loving" and "get 'er done" in one paragraph. Brilliant!


    I must admit that my stance has changed on gun control over the last few years....and it has nothing to do with terrorists, a dissolved government, or being abandoned by police. It has everything to do with state-sponsored terrorism, dictatorial government, and the policing practices that those things entail.

    That said, at this time, I own no guns and have no need to. Another issue is that when gun control laws are passed, they can easily impinge on other freedoms, Canada's gun control laws are an example.
  • PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    PaperPlates wrote:
    http://www.best9mm.com/


    i really think corporatewhore is a total fraud

    there is no such thing as a 9mm revolver...

    "dead eye" my ass
  • godpt3godpt3 Posts: 1,020
    my2hands wrote:
    "dead eye" my ass

    ... probably means he's blind in at least one eye
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    my2hands wrote:
    i really think corporatewhore is a total fraud

    there is no such thing as a 9mm revolver...

    "dead eye" my ass


    Talking about his conservative buddies down at the NRA range, he sounded to me like the girl who says she's a sports fan and while watching a game at the sportsbar says things like "Tom Brady just made a touchdown!" or "Did Derek Jeter make a home run?"
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    blackredyellow wrote:
    Talking about his conservative buddies down at the NRA range, he sounded to me like the girl who says she's a sports fan and while watching a game at the sportsbar says things like "Tom Brady just made a touchdown!" or "Did Derek Jeter make a home run?"
    hahahahah....that's some funny shit :D
  • Eliot RosewaterEliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Nah I'm gonna own one and PWN SOME LIBS.
    fucking psycho. statements like that are exactly why metal projectiles being shot with such powerful force should be outlawed. give the ignorant hicks their guns, but take away the bullets.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

    What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns? There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun? Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

    Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

    I like how liberals oppose gun rights so much because then that means they're the only ones without guns. Makes them easier to fight ;)

    that's a lot of suppositions... you sound like a 6 year old:

    "what if, the bad men, blew a city. and then, what if, the bad men, came running across the border en masse (cos we'd never have advance knowledge if an army came through mexico). and then, what if, the evil liberals shut off the police? and then, what if, the military stopped working?"

    yeah, then you'd need a gun maybe. me, im pretty confident our military are police are here to stay and if there is an invasion, im reasonably sure they could do a helluva lot better job keeping me safe than you or i could.

    as to your statement about what we all agree on, no, i dont agree with those. conservatives do have more guns maybe, but i don't believe they want a stronger military. a more bloated budget with lots of tech goodies and a lot of meddling with wars we dont need to fight... yes. but stronger... no. liberals and cons just have different ideas about what makes a strong military.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    Nah I'm gonna own one and PWN SOME LIBS.

    not a day goes by without you saying something that makes me amazed you are not still in junior high. here's hoping those nukes go off in williamsburg first. you'd make a wonderful martyr.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    blackredyellow wrote:
    "Tom Brady just made a touchdown!"

    I think ole CW just "made" in his pants after reading the responses on this thread.
    "The leads are weak!"

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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I think ole CW just "made" in his pants after reading the responses on this thread.

    yes, it's obvious he gets off on controversy.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    my2hands wrote:
    i am not the "pussy" that is so scared of the world around him that i have to own multiple guns to feel secure and safe... and i am not the "pussy" that uses terms like "get er' done" to make myself feel manly or tough :rolleyes:

    most NRA folks are the real "pussies"... "we have to have our guns just in case"... in case of what you fucking pussies, chances are you have never even witnessed a violent crime?

    well, you know how rough it is out in those lily-white suburbs. all those rich WASPS... they have to deal with their neighbor trying to borrow that lawn mower all the time! it's hard out there for a WASP ya know... not a day goes by i don't hear about a dozen different folks gunning down those spick migrants trying to steal their china or those A-rab terrorists risking their lives to get into barroom's (sorry, meant corporatewhore) linen closet cos clearly, al-queda knows with him gone nothing can stop them from world domination. thank you whore (of the corporate variety) for keeping us all safe. your testosterone makes me feel so inadequate. :rolleyes:
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,616
    CorporateWhore wrote:
    I think we can all agree that conservatives have more guns, yes? And they also support a stronger military, yes?

    What makes the libs think that if the shit were to go down and a nuke were to go off in DC or NY, that we would still remain safe without guns? There is a very real possibility that terrorists could sneak a weapon across our border, and if they did, how would you protect yourself if you didn't own a gun? Suppose the government was dissolved for a time or the police force was no longer funded and they all went home. What then?

    Or perhaps, what if a home intruder just happened upon your home and decided he was going to kill your ass? Is that reason enough to own a gun?

    I like how liberals oppose gun rights so much because then that means they're the only ones without guns. Makes them easier to fight ;)

    You are like a little kid who runs home to tell mom what his teacher said at school, only, in your case, you run home and tell us what the Grand Dragon said at your KKK meeting
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you can defend yourself against a nuclear (sorry cw nucular) weapon with a 9mm revolver? well then i might have to rethink the 2nd amendment....:rolleyes:
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