Waterboarding - Torture or Not?

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  • I bet if you were waterboarded you'd admit to killing Lincoln if it meant they'd quit TORTURING you.


    I got a buddy who got water boarded. He said it blew, but it sure beats getting the shit beat out of you instead... or worse.

    Plus he didn't spill his guts or provide any relevant info whatsoever. So maybe you can't assume to get a false confession every time.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I got a buddy who got water boarded. He said it blew, but it sure beats getting the shit beat out of you instead... or worse.

    Plus he didn't spill his guts or provide any relevant info whatsoever. So maybe you can't assume to get a false confession every time.
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    Did your buddy get busted for planting an I.E.D?
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Did your buddy get busted for planting an I.E.D?

    gee stupid, you know our guys get that done to them in training...i posted a while back about it...i guess you were too busy putting up your "rising sun" flag to read it
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    gee stupid, you know our guys get that done to them in training...i posted a while back about it...i guess you were too busy putting up your "rising sun" flag to read it
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    So... he was getting water boarded by his own guys... are you saying they treat these suspected terrorists with the same restraint as members of our own military?
    We really are a kinder/gentler military.
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    So... he was getting water boarded by his own guys... are you saying they treat these suspected terrorists with the same restraint as members of our own military?
    We really are a kinder/gentler military.

    that's right

    we wanted to try to subject our guys to the the same type of interrogation methods they would have in the field.

    we had to go to waterboarding because cutting their heads off really wasn't a training option
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • Here's some info on it, It's pretty damn intense, depending on what branch you go with. I've heard some pretty scary stories though.


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  • Yes. But why not? They torture ours. It is only fair.
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    that's right

    we wanted to try to subject our guys to the the same type of interrogation methods they would have in the field.

    we had to go to waterboarding because cutting their heads off really wasn't a training option
    ...
    Isn't waterboarding a method WE employ? Like you said... they chop off heads... they don't waterboard.
    So... this must be for our military people who defect to the terrorist's side so they do not devulge any terrorist information to our (their former) military Interrogators.. right?
    ....
    And if our guys don't give up valuable information during the water boarding sessions... really, how effective can water boarding be?
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Nice Guy Eddie: If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so.
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  • Cosmo wrote:
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    Isn't waterboarding a method WE employ? Like you said... they chop off heads... they don't waterboard.
    So... this must be for our military people who defect to the terrorist's side so they do not devulge any terrorist information to our (their former) military Interrogators.. right?
    ....
    And if our guys don't give up valuable information during the water boarding sessions... really, how effective can water boarding be?


    No, MY buddy didn't give up his info. He apparently was in a minority in that respect. Other guys went down and spilt the beans through other techniques like stress positions or my favorite, stripping you completely naked, blindfolded and restrained and having some girl walk in and make fun of your dick. HILLARIOUS! Guys get so flustered they lose their cool and have complete meltdowns.
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Isn't waterboarding a method WE employ? Like you said... they chop off heads... they don't waterboard.
    So... this must be for our military people who defect to the terrorist's side so they do not devulge any terrorist information to our (their former) military Interrogators.. right?
    ....
    And if our guys don't give up valuable information during the water boarding sessions... really, how effective can water boarding be?


    right, i'm all for cutting off their fucking heads

    by the way, you're a fucking dolt..yr posts here lately are dim
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    right, i'm all for cutting off their fucking heads

    by the way, you're a fucking dolt..yr posts here lately are dim
    ...
    Isn't there a President Bush around who's dick you should be sucking 'bout now?
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Isn't there a President Bush around who's dick you should be sucking 'bout now?


    what is this thing about you and dicks?

    are you a fag?

    i guess that's how you guys stay warm up there, blowing your frozen buddy

    guess what? fuck canada...eh?
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    what is this thing about you and dicks?

    are you a fag?

    i guess that's how you guys stay warm up there, blowing your frozen buddy

    guess what? fuck canada...eh?
    ...
    You can't be over the enlistment age of 42... can't be. Your comebacks are more like those uttered by a boy just learning how to play tetherball.
    That must be your I.Q. And yes... the Army will reject you because of your low intelligence.
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    810wmb wrote:
    what is this thing about you and dicks?

    are you a fag?

    i guess that's how you guys stay warm up there, blowing your frozen buddy

    guess what? fuck canada...eh?

    Just shut the fuck up and keep buying our shit. I need some more of your money for Scotch and cigars.
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    You can't be over the enlistment age of 42... can't be. Your comebacks are more like those uttered by a boy just learning how to play tetherball.
    That must be your I.Q. And yes... the Army will reject you because of your low intelligence.

    give up stupid...my old ass is going to bed.

    it's spelled "teatherball" - maybe use a dictionary before commenting on someone's IQ

    fuck canada
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Songburst wrote:
    Just shut the fuck up and keep buying our shit. I need some more of your money for Scotch and cigars.


    and bacon and beer

    canada, the great inferior to the US

    edit - fuck canada
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    810wmb wrote:
    and bacon and beer

    canada, the great inferior to the US

    Ya. I always feel inferior when I visit the states. I hate not having to lock my doors or sleep with guns. I also hate breathing clean air and drinking clean water. USA! USA!
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    canada - the ass that the US shits through
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    canada - the ass that the US shits through
    ...
    Wouldn't that make the U.S.... Mexico's ass?
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    Did I spell 'U.S.' correctly, Miss Crabapple?
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Cosmo wrote:
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    Wouldn't that make the U.S.... Mexico's ass?
    ...
    Did I spell 'U.S.' correctly, Miss Crabapple?

    they are are about like you guys...blood sucking ticks
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    810wmb wrote:
    canada - the ass that the US shits through

    Good comeback. Next time I'm in butt-fuck USA, I'll bring you an atlas so you can slap a learn-on.
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Songburst wrote:
    Good comeback. Next time I'm in butt-fuck USA, I'll bring you an atlas so you can slap a learn-on.

    keep your frozen stupid ass up there
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    they are are about like you guys...blood sucking ticks
    ...
    Wait... if Canada is America's ass... and Canada is across the Northern border... then, since we are across Mexico's Northern border... you are saying that America is Mexico's ass.
    That doesn't sound very patriotic to me... "U.S.A. is Mexico's Ass". That would not be a very good bumper sticker to place on your Gremlin.
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  • Songburst wrote:
    Ya. I always feel inferior when I visit the states. I hate not having to lock my doors or sleep with guns. I also hate breathing clean air and drinking clean water. USA! USA!
    I love how in Canada, 1/2 the time I can just pop into a friends house, its just chill like that.

    Coming from a dual citizen, 810, man people like you are the reason I get a lot of shit for my U.S citizenship.
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    810wmb wrote:
    keep your frozen stupid ass up there

    I would, but I can't. Americans are too stupid to do what I do, so they pay me too much money to come and do it for them.
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  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    I love how in Canada, 1/2 the time I can just pop into a friends house, its just chill like that.

    Coming from a dual citizen, 810, man people like you are the reason I get a lot of shit for my U.S citizenship.

    Haha. I'm usually not this much of a prick to Americans (about 35% of them are great people) but this 810 kid needs a little lesson in humility. I know that he's probably 14, but I've got nothing better to do in my hotel room tonight.
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  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Songburst wrote:
    I would, but I can't. Americans are too stupid to do what I do, so they pay me too much money to come and do it for them.

    slave to the US dollar, eh?

    can you spell teatherball?
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • 810wmb810wmb Posts: 849
    Songburst wrote:
    Haha. I'm usually not this much of a prick to Americans (about 35% of them are great people) but this 810 kid needs a little lesson in humility. I know that he's probably 14, but I've got nothing better to do in my hotel room tonight.

    well, guess what dudley dooright - you ain't gonna be the one giving it to me
    i'm the meat, yer not...signed Capt Asshat
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    810wmb wrote:
    well, guess what dudley dooright - you ain't gonna be the one giving it to me
    ...
    That would be President Bush's dick... right?
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