The RETURN of JESUS

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  • Hopefully he'll get here before bush's private holy war and rapture takes place.

    Interesting that you should say that.

    Bush's private Holy War.

    I heard him state in the news once -- "America is a Christian Nation."

    Does seem -- if you look at the events in a certian way -- it is sort of Christian Crusade against the Muslims.

    The Crusades were a series of military campaigns waged in the name of Christendom and usually sanctioned by the Pope[1] They were of a religious character, combining pilgrimage with military warfare. When originally conceptualized, the aim was to recapture Jerusalem and the Holy Land from the Muslims while supporting the Byzantine Empire against the Muslim Seljuq expansion into Anatolia. The fourth crusade however was diverted and resulted in the conquest of Constantinople. Later crusades were launched against various targets for a mixture of religious, economic, and political reasons, such as the Albigensian Crusade, the Aragonese Crusade, and the Northern Crusades.

    Beyond the medieval military events, the word "crusade" has evolved to have multiple meanings and connotations.

    Since the 17th century, the term "crusade" has carried a connotation in the West of being a righteous campaign, usually to "root out evil", or to fight for a just cause. In a non-historical common or theological use, "crusade" has come to have a much broader emphatic or religious meaning —substantially removed from 'armed struggle.'

    In a broader sense, "crusade" can be used, always in a rhetorical and metaphorical sense, to identify as righteous any war that is given a religious justification.

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    Root out Evil --- where ever it exists in the world.

    Maybe George is the return of Yeshua ---- and he is keeping it a secret so the AntiChrist -- don't know.

    Hahahahaha
    Sincerely,
    DKing
  • 69charger69charger Posts: 1,045
    The RETURN of JESUS

    By far my favorite Star Wars movie!

    Greatest thing about it...

    No fucking Jar-Jar Binks!

    ;)
  • ilanailana Posts: 78
    there will not be a return of the messia, becouse he has not yet come, contrary to popular belief there is no prophercy in the bible about a second comming, there is prophercys of the messianic age, in the bible non at all mentioning jesus(the guy cursed a tree and was rude to his mum, hardlly messia material) we are on for year 5766 on the jewish callender, the messia is believed to be comming (from a jewish perspective).larany time between now and year 7000, earlier if we merit it later if we dont.
  • Jesus will come at the hour that the earth least expects it, like a thief in the night. These are a couple of descriptions of Christ's return recorded in the bible. The main theme of His return is that it is a true event that will rock this plant off of it's axis. It is hard for us(adult humans) to understand that this spiritual world exists and that it is going to collide with the matter that is this world. When we lose our innocence as children we also lose our immagination and the thinking that anything is possible, and the ability to believe in what can not be seen. We have a hard time with this thing called faith, something we are born with but lose along the way when this cruel world strips us of what is pure. My simple challenge is to just once believe in what seems impossible. Yes it seems impossible that there is a God sometimes, and yes it seems impossible that God stepped down from heaven and became human so He could relate and see why we are the way we are. And it seems impossible that this one man Jesus the son of God could die and his death could take the place of the billions of people who have ever walked this earth....but it is the truth and the only truth that really matters.So I say to you brothers and sisters, step outside the norm, and believe that there is something more than everyday life, that God has a plan for your life. Just talk to Him, He is knocking on the door to your heart, let Him in and see what he has to say..He is a great listener as well He wants to take your baggage from you, He has already died for that baggage now let Him bury it for you and you can start a new life with Him. Amen
    Arms wide open with the sea as his floor.....
    Believe in things again like when you were a child.
  • I think all of us have this right

    1) We have no idea what will happen
    2) We certainly do not have it right
    3) Fox news will be the first to let us know!
    "F**K you, I have laundry to do" -ed
  • Jesus will come at the hour that the earth least expects it, like a thief in the night. These are a couple of descriptions of Christ's return recorded in the bible. The main theme of His return is that it is a true event that will rock this plant off of it's axis. It is hard for us(adult humans) to understand that this spiritual world exists and that it is going to collide with the matter that is this world. When we lose our innocence as children we also lose our immagination and the thinking that anything is possible, and the ability to believe in what can not be seen. We have a hard time with this thing called faith, something we are born with but lose along the way when this cruel world strips us of what is pure. My simple challenge is to just once believe in what seems impossible. Yes it seems impossible that there is a God sometimes, and yes it seems impossible that God stepped down from heaven and became human so He could relate and see why we are the way we are. And it seems impossible that this one man Jesus the son of God could die and his death could take the place of the billions of people who have ever walked this earth....but it is the truth and the only truth that really matters.So I say to you brothers and sisters, step outside the norm, and believe that there is something more than everyday life, that God has a plan for your life. Just talk to Him, He is knocking on the door to your heart, let Him in and see what he has to say..He is a great listener as well He wants to take your baggage from you, He has already died for that baggage now let Him bury it for you and you can start a new life with Him. Amen

    ummmm....thanks?
  • What if Jesus was about to be reborn, but his mother had an abortion?

    Thank about THAT, pro-choicers!
    *Does not include encore of Garden and Leash.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I_Got_Shit wrote:
    What if Jesus was about to be reborn, but his mother had an abortion?

    Thank about THAT, pro-choicers!
    ...
    My guess... Jesus will not be an American. It'd be like His first time around... He wasn't born as a Roman, was He?
    If anything, He will get swept up by Homeland Security trying to enter America without official documents.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    I_Got_Shit wrote:
    What if Jesus was about to be reborn, but his mother had an abortion?

    Thank about THAT, pro-choicers!
    It seems to me that an omnipotent god could easily prevent that from happening :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • hippiemom wrote:
    It seems to me that an omnipotent god could easily prevent that from happening :D

    What? If god was omnipotent, he wouldn't be able to father a child in the first place. Unless they have viagra in heaven!
    *Does not include encore of Garden and Leash.
  • I_Got_Shit wrote:
    What? If god was omnipotent, he wouldn't be able to father a child in the first place. Unless they have viagra in heaven!


    that's quite a post
  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    My prediction is -- (based on silent visions and secret prophecies,) .........
    (wink, wink,) ;)
    he is going to wanna sing with Pearl Jam,
    and dance with the Stones.

    I predict a Rock and Roll Prophet,
    a rebel with a cause -- and still very much anti-goverment, and anti-religion.

    Just a thought.
    Sincerely,
    DKing

    i find this post EXTREMELY interesting....

    maybe its not Jesus per say who's gonna do this....but one of his boys?....
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I_Got_Shit wrote:
    What if Jesus was about to be reborn, but his mother had an abortion?

    Thank about THAT, pro-choicers!


    This thread is making me giggle as I read it.

    So if he gets x'd with an abortion, I guess mankind gets to live for a little while longer. No harm in that! Then god will have to find another virgin and the whole debate will rage on. But I am under the assumption that Jesus himself will come back to Earth and not need to be reborn. Holes in hands and feet, the man will come down and tell us all how bad we are and then kill us all. Very nice of him from a peaceful perspective. Not that I would want to knock god or anything but you think that a perfect person, throwing together the perfect world and watching the first two morons on it fuck his plan up big time that it may have gotten a clue as to what was to come. God should have scratched Earth from it's plan right then and there and started on another planet. Sees and knows all my ass!
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • brainofPJbrainofPJ Posts: 2,361
    Or they simply follow the herd.

    Not long ago - I sat with some Jehovah's. Nothing against them as people, just they sort of "scared" me a little.

    At the time - I was into researching scripture for my writing projects concerning my mulitiple "near-death experience's." I told them I had over 25 different versions of various bibles dating back 2000 years. I told them I didn't care for the English versions as much as I did the Latin and the Aramaic languages.

    (Did you know that in Aramaic [the language of Yeshua] the parables written about and spoken of Yeshua rhymed? Sort of a Bob Dylan of his time. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.)

    I am a very spiritual person when it comes to spiritual causes and effects. I was not used to discussing my spiritual beliefs with others verbally. They politely stated their "teachings" -- and then told me how wrong I was to believe I had "died" and then came back to life. They said it went against their teachings of the bible --- and therefore -- it was evil.

    What happened after they left was evil. They attacked me spiritually. They sent "dark messengers" into my spiritual dreams to convert me to their beliefs. I called on the "spiritual" messengers of my knowing and I was informed the Jehovah's had applied a "spiritiual" prayer directed and aimed at me. It fell short (missed the mark) of the True Creators -- but was picked up by spiritual adversaries with "dark" intentions.

    False Christians come in all denominations.



    Or - they put their trust in a "false god" who works to blind us from the truth. Sort of keeps the herd mentallity heading in the opposite direction of truth.

    2 Corinthians 4:4

    Sincerely,
    DKing


    wow. i wasn't even there and i know this not to be the case.

    it's been fun. but i see this as wasting my time with you.


    Esther's here and she's sick?

    hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
  • Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    My guess... Jesus will not be an American. It'd be like His first time around... He wasn't born as a Roman, was He?
    If anything, He will get swept up by Homeland Security trying to enter America without official documents.

    Jesus will not be born again.He was born a Jew, and He will come back as He left. So no chance of an abortion or morning after pill.

    "Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

    Matthew 24:30
    Arms wide open with the sea as his floor.....
    Believe in things again like when you were a child.
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    two thousand years and he ain't shown yet

    we've kept his seat warm and the table set

    the second sitting of the last

    supper
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    Jesus will not be born again.He was born a Jew, and He will come back as He left. So no chance of an abortion or morning after pill.

    "Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

    Matthew 24:30
    ...
    And I think there are going to be a lot of shocked people, here in America, when He looks less like the golden haired, blue eyed guy we see painted inside our churches... and more like Frank Zappa.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • I_Got_Shit wrote:
    What? If god was omnipotent, he wouldn't be able to father a child in the first place. Unless they have viagra in heaven!

    I just wanted to quote this one more time. I am laughing so hard right now, it has taken me five minutes to type this.

    Keep 'em coming (like Jesus)
    "Should I tell you my room is walled up? In what way might I leave it? Here is how; Goodwill knows no obstacle. Nothing can stand before a deep desire. All I have to do is imagine a door." -Schultz

    Trading stories with the leaves instead
  • Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    And I think there are going to be a lot of shocked people, here in America, when He looks less like the golden haired, blue eyed guy we see painted inside our churches... and more like Frank Zappa.

    Not so much like Frank -- but close.

    I think he is going to despise the name "Jesus." It wasn't even the Aramaic name he walked around with. The world done went and changed his name also. Makes you wonder -- how much of the truth of his life was changed in the process.

    Think the story goes -- he is coming back with a new name.
    Revelation 2:17
    Revelation 3:12

    Sincerely,
    DKing
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