Eddie's greatest quote.....

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  • BinGnarlyBinGnarly Posts: 508
    "If I stutter or stammer just know I'm not trying to be presidential..."

    I think its from the REM Rock and Roll Hall of Fame introduction?
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Three cheers for the quarter rant ....

    "Hey, listen asshole, one more fucker throws a fucking quarter out here and we're outta here, I'm tellin' ya, FUCKER! What the fuck? You're blowin' it for fucking everybody! Hit me with a fucking quarter again, and fuck it, I'm outta here! We're all outta here! Fuck you! And if anyone sees someone throw fucking change right next to 'em, you have my permission to personally beat the fucking holy shit out of 'em! Thank you very much! Fucking idiot! Ahhhhhh... That felt good!"

    Find the boot ... Ed's use of "fucker" is legendary ....


    and let's not forget this gem from Indio, CA ....

    "Mmmmm your dirt is my fuckin' food. Don't you understand that by now?"

    Halfway down on this page is the video ... http://jeddeth.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_archive.html
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  • Evo2010Evo2010 Posts: 90
    "Heres three songs in a row for ya. Kinda like teeth in Georgians mouth"

    Dont shoot the messenger but that was pretty fuckin funny
  • I_Got_ShitI_Got_Shit Posts: 325
    You fuckin' cocksuckers... You fuckin' bitch... You fuckin'... You know we come up here as a collective band and we give and we give and you just fuckin' want more... And you know what - you deserve it. This is some kind of organized religion here... You see what's happening... You see... Be the third night in a row right?... Third night in a row this same thing's gone on... WELL FUCK YOU WE'RE GONNA PLAY IT!

    Oh tonight began with anything...
    *Does not include encore of Garden and Leash.
  • "I am a doughnut" berlin 96
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  • newfiegirlnewfiegirl Posts: 40
    "I am NOT your Fucking Messiah!!"

    From that crazy interview he did three or four days after Cobain's death, right?
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  • jeremyjeremy Posts: 409
    newfiegirl wrote:
    From that crazy interview he did three or four days after Cobain's death, right?
    i think that's right..
    ''walk the bridges before you burn them down...''
    and always remember ''it's no crime to escape!!!"
  • obiwon76obiwon76 Posts: 568
    Not exactly a quote, but before the San Diego show in 03? He told the story about his former teacher Clayton who had passed away while they were recording "Mirrorball". Ed talked about how that inspired him to write the music to "Long Road" and it was very touching.
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  • the one in my thingy
  • PJBuckeyePJBuckeye Posts: 1,102
    SOLAT319 wrote:
    Wasn't it Nashville 2000 where he said "it's hotter than Devil's asshole!" that one was funny! And it certainly was!!

    And uhm...Look at my sig for a kick ass quote :-)


    I think the Nashville quote was "If it was three degrees hotter, I think I was in hell." However, the "(Good Charlotte) tastes like a popsicle that has been stuck up somebody's ass" is my favorite.
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  • obiwon76obiwon76 Posts: 568
    Homdel 03. Apparently some teenage girl was flashing Ed throughout the show.

    "Little girl, I dont need to see your mosquito bites". In front of 20,000 people, ouch.
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  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    My all time favorite:

    Well yeah last night, you know sometimes you live for the moment, and the interesting thing about living for the moment is there's a moment right after it and a moment right after it and then you keep living for the moment, and before you know it the sun's come up and so when they say live for the moment... live for the moment and then go to sleep.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • finnanniefinnannie Posts: 1,186
    My all time favorite:

    Well yeah last night, you know sometimes you live for the moment, and the interesting thing about living for the moment is there's a moment right after it and a moment right after it and then you keep living for the moment, and before you know it the sun's come up and so when they say live for the moment... live for the moment and then go to sleep.

    thats a nice one :)

    i have one in my sig

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    V
    Won't let the light escape from me.
    Won't let the darkness swallow me.
  • mdg164mdg164 Posts: 206
    obiwon76 wrote:
    Homdel 03. Apparently some teenage girl was flashing Ed throughout the show.

    "Little girl, I dont need to see your mosquito bites". In front of 20,000 people, ouch.


    That was Hershey in 2003, not Holmdel. I was at both.
    09/02/00 09/05/00
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    09/28/04 09/29/04 10/01/04 10/02/04
    09/28/05 09/30/05 10/03/05
    5/24/06 5/25/06 5/27/06 5/28/06 5/30/06 6/01/06 6/03/06 6/23/06 6/24/06 7/22/06 7/23/06
    6/20/08 6/22/08 6/24/08 6/25/08
  • citizen_drewcitizen_drew Posts: 170
    It is so fucking beautiful here -San Diego 2000
    Either that, or one of the 'cocksucker' ones...
  • CobCob Posts: 858
    Um...Um..Um...Um...
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  • i think it was the '03 show, at Nissan...

    while watching himself on the jumbo-tron,....

    he said something to the affect of..... "Anything for comic relief.."

    if anyone was there, i cant remember exactly what was said, but that moment was classic.
    we don’t know just where our bones will rest,
    to dust i guess,
    forgotten and absorbed into the earth below,..
  • TheLuckyOnesTheLuckyOnes Posts: 472
    I loved Detroit 1, 2003. It had a few.

    "Let's see who's sponsoring the show tonite ........ Big Boy, is that the old restaurant, or a dildo?......Sheryl Crow, isn't her tour sponsored by Big Boy?.... Aw yeah Detroit, we're getting down now......." (Encore 1)

    (Encore 2, before Soon Forget) "I dont want to stereotype the people up on the hill in the back, but if you're a potsmoker and you don't have a ukelele, you're fucking up....... Cuz' you can just, ya know (rolls head, spaces out, strums uke...)........."


    cheers

    aaron
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    "You can't treat people like shit... and everyone I know that treats people like shit haven't come from places where they have been shit upon"

    I heard that on a boot in probably 1997, I still remember it, I love that line, so true!
  • drew0drew0 Posts: 943
    "ok, dont get mad at us, but Pittsburgh is not our favorite place in the world...."

    "It's like...3rd"

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  • PrlJmr10PrlJmr10 Posts: 130
    "You can"t remodel the basement if the house is on fire"

    Love that :)
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  • manapa99manapa99 Posts: 4
    the end of leach in cincy 06

    fox news fuck you! ann coulter fuck you! fuck you!

    then his long talk about the rolling stone article

    also right after that a guy in front holding up a sign asking them to play the kids are alright eddie says "i played it asshole at 7:30"
  • jeremyjeremy Posts: 409
    manapa99 wrote:
    the end of leach in cincy 06

    fox news fuck you! ann coulter fuck you! fuck you!

    then his long talk about the rolling stone article

    also right after that a guy in front holding up a sign asking them to play the kids are alright eddie says "i played it asshole at 7:30"

    great show..great speeches..
    ''walk the bridges before you burn them down...''
    and always remember ''it's no crime to escape!!!"
  • eboweddieeboweddie Posts: 1,015
    'fuck you. get your own god damm wine mister'
    jones beach 2000 i think!!

    i wish i wish i wish i wish, i guess it never stops
  • smile05smile05 Posts: 600
    lephty wrote:
    wasn't there a bootleg PJ album called "No Fucking Messiah" ? i am pretty sure its old school. probably taken from that quote~


    yes there was,it came in a round cd case,first time ever heard betterman on this.

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  • acutejamacutejam Posts: 1,433
    Eddie Vedder represents the soul I aspire to.
    - Sean Penn 4/8/08 Berkeley, CA

    There's a lot of love here tonight, and that's the way it should be.
    - Eddie Vedder 4/8/08 Berkeley, CA
    [sic] happens
  • jeremyjeremy Posts: 409
    “I don't know what this means. I don't think it means anything.”

    grammy's speech 96..great words..great man..
    ''walk the bridges before you burn them down...''
    and always remember ''it's no crime to escape!!!"
  • wehrmanwehrman Posts: 28
    Fuck man I stink... Can't you smell me??? I can smell you... oh, and I like it!!!

    I have no clue when or where it it's from...
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  • corduroidcorduroid Posts: 293
    "But I don't, I don't ... I don't think that's it, I don't think that's the reason Celine Dion never spits ...

    I think it's because she swallows." - 7.2.03 Mansfield


    :D
  • jolinejoline Posts: 27
    yep there sure is ... its a great one...




    and my favorite quote would have to be from Philly 05

    (right before going into "Given To Fly" )

    "Just know that, if you were waiting for us, we were waiting for you too.."


    just saw my 20th pj show, and that concert was my all-time favorite! that was a great quote, too. :)
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