Barack Hussein Obama

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  • EnkiduEnkidu Posts: 2,996
    Ha, I also wondered why this thread got bumped up and had the exact same reaction.

    I miss Cosmo, too.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,593
    hedonist said:

    The fuck? Nine-year-old thread bumped for that?

    ...alrighty.

    As an aside, I miss Cosmo.

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    I wanna start a general rant thread.
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  • i miss cosmo too. and abook too.

    bumping a 9 year old thread is just dumb. might as well just start a new thread to bash obama. this one is old news.
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    People who had a problem with a coincidental middle name of Hussein voted for a Dick twice.

    GOP double standard overload!
  • People who had a problem with a coincidental middle name of Hussein voted for a Dick twice.

    GOP double standard overload!

    Everyone knows the GOP love their dick, they just don't like to admit to it.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Kind of difficult to say, but if I may....?

    You see, right now, I have Relationship Dick, but there is also Independent Dick. That's the dick you know, the dick you grew up with -- Movie Dick, Coffee Shop Dick, Liar Dick.

    Bawdy Dick!

    Dick's friend...*in a tender voice* I, I love that Dick.

    In summary, a dick divided against itself cannot stand.
  • brianluxbrianlux Posts: 42,038
    Speaking of Dicks, my favorite bumper sticker spotted in 1972:

    DON'T PULL OUT A DICK IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCREW
    VOTE FOR NIXON IN '72

    This thread getting bumped as it was is only good for a laugh, right? :weary:
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  • callencallen Posts: 6,388

    bama is a pacifist worm who is more concerned about non-issues such as global warming or the minimum wage than real issues like ISIS or illegal immigration

    Illegal imigrations been happening a loooooong time. Republicans and their campaign donors have been reeling benefits from this cheap labor. But NOW it's this big issue that's all Obama's fault. Silly humans.

    As to ISIS, you go fight them. You spend your money funding g this war. Then let me know how that turns out.
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    hedonist said:

    Kind of difficult to say, but if I may....?

    You see, right now, I have Relationship Dick, but there is also Independent Dick. That's the dick you know, the dick you grew up with -- Movie Dick, Coffee Shop Dick, Liar Dick.

    Bawdy Dick!

    Dick's friend...*in a tender voice* I, I love that Dick.

    In summary, a dick divided against itself cannot stand.

    Now, I'm being reminded of that classic scene and closing credits of Superbad. :rofl:

    Jonah Hill's right, though. Great tasting food is shaped like dicks.
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524

    hedonist said:

    Kind of difficult to say, but if I may....?

    You see, right now, I have Relationship Dick, but there is also Independent Dick. That's the dick you know, the dick you grew up with -- Movie Dick, Coffee Shop Dick, Liar Dick.

    Bawdy Dick!

    Dick's friend...*in a tender voice* I, I love that Dick.

    In summary, a dick divided against itself cannot stand.

    Now, I'm being reminded of that classic scene and closing credits of Superbad. :rofl:

    Jonah Hill's right, though. Great tasting food is shaped like dicks.
    I say this wiith an odd sense of pride (and still laughing) - courtesy of an awesome person, I received a bag of (gummybear) dicks just last night.
  • hedonist said:

    hedonist said:

    Kind of difficult to say, but if I may....?

    You see, right now, I have Relationship Dick, but there is also Independent Dick. That's the dick you know, the dick you grew up with -- Movie Dick, Coffee Shop Dick, Liar Dick.

    Bawdy Dick!

    Dick's friend...*in a tender voice* I, I love that Dick.

    In summary, a dick divided against itself cannot stand.

    Now, I'm being reminded of that classic scene and closing credits of Superbad. :rofl:

    Jonah Hill's right, though. Great tasting food is shaped like dicks.
    I say this wiith an odd sense of pride (and still laughing) - courtesy of an awesome person, I received a bag of (gummybear) dicks just last night.
    lol i am sending a bag of (gummy) dicks to the winner of our fantasy football league in a few weeks....that guy is a dick, so he deserves it....

    http://dicksbymail.com/
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
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  • rgambsrgambs Posts: 13,576

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    That's a real fucking laugh to see that posted here from a Trump supporter!
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  • ehbaconehbacon Posts: 1,971
    edited December 2015

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    Let's review the social problems of past presidents, shall we?

    Bush 1: Alcoholic (also just an asshole in general.)
    Clinton: Cheated + Cannabis
    Bush 2: Alcoholic + Cannabis + Cocaine
    Obama: Black + Cannabis + Has funny name

    If Obama was white and named George Bush, everything he has done in office outside of politics would have been completely acceptable to you.
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Posts: 7,623
    David's definition of dignity is a white republican doing things black democrats shouldn't do.

    Oh, and that hypocrisy of saying celebs shouldn't talk about politics unless they bash Obama especially when they're okay with someone who stars in stupid Adam Sandler conservative "humor" movies.

    Wait until David finds out Spade and Bill Maher are buddies. His head will explode like Scanners.
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