actually, my fave right wing parody song of all time...glenn beck's take on lennon's this is xmas:
So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die
War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young
Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee
Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s
An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit
Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer
There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say
A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay
A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer
We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh
And you ask me what I want this year
And I try to make this kind and clear
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
And desire and love and empty things
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
i'll hug ya if you can at least admit this is funny...from my point of view
Imagine there's no liberals
It's easy if you try
No Feminazi's
None of Billy's lies
No environmental wackos
Lying to our kids
You, you may not like Bill Clinton
Well, you're not the only one
Imagine the truth about the 80's
Even if you can
High schools without condoms
And no brand new health plan
Imagine all the people
Paying their own way
You, you may say I'm a dreamer
But, I'm not the only one
We should have listened to Rush Limbaugh
Then maybe George Bush might have won Bush I I think
Imagine Hillary baking cookies
I know it's very hard
No lesbians playing soldier
Or dragging tracks in the yard
What if Ronald Reagan
Could have had four terms
You, you may say I'm a dreamer
I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll read "See I Told You So"
Then the world will live as one
well i don't go for 'conditional hugs'...they need to be given, freely/reciprocally......;) however, of course i can admit that is humorous....b/c it is. over the top usually is.
*edit - HA! fuck! that second one is priceless...over the top...to the hilt! hahahahahaha.
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So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die
War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young
Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee
Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s
An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit
Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer
There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say
A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay
A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer
We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh
And I try to make this kind and clear
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
And desire and love and empty things
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
well i don't go for 'conditional hugs'...they need to be given, freely/reciprocally......;) however, of course i can admit that is humorous....b/c it is. over the top usually is.
*edit - HA! fuck! that second one is priceless...over the top...to the hilt! hahahahahaha.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow