St. Louis woman shoots husband dead for giving her warm beer

SuzannePjamSuzannePjam Posts: 411
edited December 2006 in A Moving Train
Thank God we have so many guns in this country! That 70 year old motherfuc*er tried to get away with serving his wife warm beer! :eek:


And you can keep your stale pretzels, too!
St. Louis woman shoots husband dead for giving her warm beer, cops say
Updated: 11:15 p.m. CT Dec 5, 2006
ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer, police said.
The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.
The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.
The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.
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  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    dont judge too quickly...have you ever had a warm stag beer? ;)
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  • DPrival78DPrival78 Posts: 2,263
    chopitdown wrote:
    dont judge too quickly...have you ever had a warm stag beer? ;)

    really.. people can't go around giving their spouses warm beer.

    guns don't kill people, people who get served warm cans of beer kill people.
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  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    Thank God we have so many guns in this country! That 70 year old motherfuc*er tried to get away with serving his wife warm beer! :eek:


    And you can keep your stale pretzels, too!
    St. Louis woman shoots husband dead for giving her warm beer, cops say
    Updated: 11:15 p.m. CT Dec 5, 2006
    ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer, police said.
    The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.
    The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.
    The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.

    Lol yes its the guns fault. Not the fact that the woman is obviously a fucking lunatic.

    Good troll job though
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    miller8966 wrote:
    Lol yes its the guns fault. Not the fact that the woman is obviously a fucking lunatic.

    Good troll job though

    if she didnt have a gun then all she would have done was slap him about the face with her colostomy bag.... ergo the gun played a huge part


    what the fuck is a 70 year old woman doing with a gun anyway.... is she going to form part of a militia???? ohhh scary!!! couldnt she just talk the enemy to death about the weather and how America was better when blacks sat on the other seats of the bus :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    if she didnt have a gun then all she would have done was slap him about the face with her colostomy bag.... ergo the gun played a huge part


    what the fuck is a 70 year old woman doing with a gun anyway.... is she going to form part of a militia???? ohhh scary!!! couldnt she just talk the enemy to death about the weather and how America was better when blacks sat on the other seats of the bus :)

    She couldnt have hit him over the head with a rock or stabbed him with a knife?

    Guns are a beautiful thing. Its just sad when their used by stupid people.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    miller8966 wrote:
    She couldnt have hit him over the head with a rock or stabbed him with a knife?

    Guns are a beautiful thing. Its just sad when their used by stupid people.

    stupid people also type "their" instead of "they're" :)

    yet again you never answered the question... why the fuck does a 70 year old women have a gun... she's not going to form part of a militia so she shouldnt need it. isnt that the rules... you only have guns to fight against a renegade government dont you? what can she do? therefore she shouldnt have the fucking gun in the first place!!!


    why would she have a rock in her kitchen :confused: and sure she could have used a knife... chances are he would have had a chance to knock her to the ground whilst suffering minor cuts to his bald patch... he could have maybe had a chance, whereas 5 shots to the chest means he's pretty much fucked...

    only spotty pussies with bumfluff moustaches feel the need for a gun.... makes them feel like real 'men' then... :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222

    what the fuck is a 70 year old woman doing with a gun anyway.... is she going to form part of a militia???? ohhh scary!!! couldnt she just talk the enemy to death about the weather and how America was better when blacks sat on the other seats of the bus :)

    The article didn't say where in St louis she lived, but I guarantee you there are parts in that city where I'd def have a gun for protection (and not from warm beer).
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chopitdown wrote:
    The article didn't say where in St louis she lived, but I guarantee you there are parts in that city where I'd def have a gun for protection (and not from warm beer).


    but the right to bear arms isnt for protection... it's to form a militia if the need arises.

    where she lives doesnt come into it... she is never going to be part of a militia


    people are bastardising and changing the Amendment to suit their need (protection), yet wont accept change to the Amendment (better gun laws)... :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    but the right to bear arms isnt for protection... it's to form a militia if the need arises.

    where she lives doesnt come into it... she is never going to be part of a militia


    people are bastardising and changing the Amendment to suit their need (protection), yet wont accept change to the Amendment (better gun laws)... :confused:

    How do you know if its to form a militia? And not just for peoples protection?

    What im confused with is how you blame guns for every death and not people. Hell i own a gun and all ive ever killed is deer.

    And we dont want to be like Scotland..If you love Scotland and its laws so much than stay there. Stop trying to tell us who should have guns and who shouldnt.
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  • DPrival78DPrival78 Posts: 2,263

    yet again you never answered the question... why the fuck does a 70 year old women have a gun... she's not going to form part of a militia so she shouldnt need it. isnt that the rules... you only have guns to fight against a renegade government dont you? what can she do?

    you never know.. once the revolution begins, we're gonna need all the help we can get.

    it's good to see granny can still handle a piece effectively.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    miller8966 wrote:
    How do you know if its to form a militia? And not just for peoples protection?

    What im confused with is how you blame guns for every death and not people. Hell i own a gun and all ive ever killed is deer.

    And we dont want to be like Scotland..If you love Scotland and its laws so much than stay there. Stop trying to tell us who should have guns and who shouldnt.


    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."

    isnt that the 2nd amendment?

    i blame both the person and the gun for deaths

    using the royal 'we' are you now :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Never trust anyone who drinks warm beer! :cool:
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    but the right to bear arms isnt for protection... it's to form a militia if the need arises.

    where she lives doesnt come into it... she is never going to be part of a militia


    people are bastardising and changing the Amendment to suit their need (protection), yet wont accept change to the Amendment (better gun laws)... :confused:

    debatable, both sides have good arguements. I disagree with your premise, i feel the 2nd amendment allows US citizens the opportunity to own guns.

    She may be a part of a neighborhood watch program and if they are armed could they be a militia??

    we do need better gun laws, but we really need to address the reasons people are doing this. I don't think guns are the impetus for the murders, there is something wrong with the PEOPLE who use them in this manner (except this case...really, a WARM STAG beer? come now.) And you can't legislate sanity or good decisions, you can only punish insanity and bad decisions. So we're back where we started. Guns aren't going anywhere, there's too many of them. If honest people turn in all guns, the only people who have them are criminals. Prohibition doesn't work. We need to figure out why our society is so damn intent on using guns in this manner.
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  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    Thank God we have so many guns in this country! That 70 year old motherfuc*er tried to get away with serving his wife warm beer! :eek:


    And you can keep your stale pretzels, too!
    St. Louis woman shoots husband dead for giving her warm beer, cops say
    Updated: 11:15 p.m. CT Dec 5, 2006
    ST. LOUIS - A St. Louis woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer, police said.
    The shooting happened Sunday. Names have not been released. The woman was taken into custody.
    The wife allegedly admitted shooting her husband, who was about 70 years old, in the kitchen of their home. The man was shot four or five times in the chest after giving his wife a can of warm Stag beer.
    The house was among thousands in the St. Louis area that lost power after a winter storm hit the region Thursday.

    I don't like guns at all and personally believe that the civilian population really doesn't need them, but that just my opinion. Getting back to the topic the gun was not responsible for the man's death it was his crazy ass wife. Even if she didn't have a gun she would have attacked him with another weapon, a kitchen knife or a bat. Are we to ban kitchen knives and bats because they could be used to kill someone?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mammasan wrote:
    Are we to ban kitchen knives and bats because they could be used to kill someone?


    stupid and oft-used argument.

    kitchen knives are designed and predominantly used to cut up carrots IN THE KITCHEN

    you can't kill someone with a bat... it'll take years for it to suck all the blood out of a person... unless its Dracula

    guns are designed to kill... thats it...

    stupid stupid argument
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    stupid and oft-used argument.

    kitchen knives are designed and predominantly used to cut up carrots IN THE KITCHEN

    you can't kill someone with a bat... it'll take years for it to suck all the blood out of a person... unless its Dracula

    guns are designed to kill... thats it...

    stupid stupid argument

    Actually you are wrong, prior to the discovery of gun powder knives, spears, swords where manufactered for the purposes of killing. The gun is just better at it. All the gun restrictions in the world would not have saved this man froman obviously mentally unstable woman.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mammasan wrote:
    Actually you are wrong, prior to the discovery of gun powder knives, spears, swords where manufactered for the purposes of killing. The gun is just better at it. All the gun restrictions in the world would not have saved this man froman obviously mentally unstable woman.

    actually you said kitchen knife... if we are talking 12foot fucking lances and chariots with huge swords welded to the wheels then maybe you have a point.

    But i think you'll find that the majority of giant Samurai swords and Claymores have already been banned for safety reasons.

    And you are wrong anyway.. a knife was invented to prepare the killed animal.. cut the flesh and clean the hide. Flint blades being the most obvious ancestor of a knife was designed for this very reason!

    nobody hunts animals or fish with knives...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • The right to bear arms is only slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears.
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  • tooferztooferz Posts: 135
    she shoulda just brained him with the warm beer can/bottle. or as a sane person would do if they had no electricity because of a snow storm....store the beer outside so it would get cold.
  • miller8966miller8966 Posts: 1,450
    Gotta love Dunkmans arguments..lol.
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  • I like guns. Especially the shiny ones.
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  • Sonja_SSonja_S Posts: 444
    Do we know how old she is? The article only states the age of the husband. Can you still inherit your husband's assets if you plead temporarily insane in the US? Maybe she wanted to get rid of him creatively so she could still get his money. Or maybe I should just lay off the painkillers before I get any weirder :D
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  • you can't kill someone with a bat... it'll take years for it to suck all the blood out of a person... unless its Dracula

    haha

    wow
  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    You could probably stab someone in the throat with a sharp pencil and kill them. Therefore you should be able to have an uzi.
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    You could probably stab someone in the throat with a sharp pencil and kill them. Therefore you should be able to have an uzi.


    i absolutely agree... and later on i'm going out to settle a grudge with a protractor
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • chopitdownchopitdown Posts: 2,222
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    You could probably stab someone in the throat with a sharp pencil and kill them. Therefore you should be able to have an uzi.

    no, we should ban pencils
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  • Uncle LeoUncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    i absolutely agree... and later on i'm going out to settle a grudge with a protractor

    You COULD do that. But since you could kill someone with a protractor, may as well get a gun. Apparently your victim would have the same chance against either.
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • tooferztooferz Posts: 135
    guns are just so unoriginal. don't you get extra points if you kill with style?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Uncle Leo wrote:
    Apparently your victim would have the same chance against either.


    I seriously fucking doubt that... ever tried eating a protractor? dead in 37 seconds.

    also protractors are easier to get on the black market... guns dont exist in Scotland it would seem, but protractors have created a schoolboy black market... 14 year old geometry whizzes going past me on gold bikes... with big fucking swords welded to the wheels!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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