Let's Post Some Quotes

mikalina

g under p wrote:

If man makes it, don't eat it.

You've got to satisfy you. If you can't satisfy you, you're a failure.


The only way you can hurt your body is if you don't use it.

Look, are you a suckling calf? Name one creature on earth that uses milk after it's weaned. Man's the only one. And man's the only one who lives out only half his life span. A cow has four stomachs. You don't. You can't handle whole milk.

If you want to change somebody, don't preach to him. Set an example
and shut up.

Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right? Take that tape measure out. That won't lie. Your waistline is your lifeline. It should be the same as it was when you were a young person.

If you lose a couple of inches off your stomach, your business down there will look an inch longer.

Sex is giving, giving, giving. The more energy you have, the more you're going to please.



Show me the guy who doesn't get nervous in front of a crowd and I'll show you a lousy speaker.

Would you get your dog up every day, give him a cup of coffee, a doughnut, and a cigarette? Hell, no. You'd kill the damn dog.

Go on, have a glass of wine with dinner. What is wine, anyway? Pure grapes. A glass of wine is much better for you than a Coke.

Any stupid person can die. Dying's easy. Living's a pain in the butt.

....Jack LaLanne

Peace

Good quotes by Jack LaLanne

mikalina

I"ve go more quotes from Mae West - she must of been a riot at during her time....


A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

A man's kiss is his signature.

mikalina

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.... that quote is too funny.

Mae West

Godfather.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield


good morning-

Godfather.

hedonist

Love those first two, GF!

Groucho was the man, for sure. I became a fan of the brothers when I was around nine and sent them a letter of appreciation. Mr. Marx was kind enough to reply with a personal, handwritten message. I treasure it.

Godfather.

hedonist wrote:

Love those first two, GF!

Groucho was the man, for sure. I became a fan of the brothers when I was around nine and sent them a letter of appreciation. Mr. Marx was kind enough to reply with a personal, handwritten message. I treasure it.

that is so cool, a hand written letter from Groucho Marx ! a great piece of history there my friend.

Godfather.

mikalina

Fear less, hope more;
Eat less, chew more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Love more, and all good things will be yours....


Swedish Proverb

peacefrompaul

"When we walk out in the sunlight we tell every we know it hurts our eyes
When the real reason we don't like it is that it makes us wonder if we're dying"-John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats

mydogmookieblaylock

"if I live the life I'm given, I won't be scared to die"
- Avett Brothers

justam

John Lydgate

“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.

peacefrompaul

"Yeah, I was a brother on the streets of Compton doing a lot of things most people look down on but it did pay off. Then we started rapping about real stuff that shook up the LAPD and the FBI. But we got our message across big time, and everyone in America started paying attention to the boys in the hood."-Eazy-E

mikalina

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.


Mother Teresa

comebackgirl

"The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them." - Maya Angelou

peacefrompaul

"The doctor told me to"-peacefrompaul

comebackgirl

"The doctor told you to get your ass to Montana" - CBG

peacefrompaul

comebackgirl wrote:

"The doctor told you to get your ass to Montana" - CBG

misquote

comebackgirl

peacefrompaul wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

"The doctor told you to get your ass to Montana" - CBG

misquote

:twisted:

on second thought...you better not go to MT....I might beat you

peacefrompaul

comebackgirl wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

"The doctor told you to get your ass to Montana" - CBG

misquote

:twisted:

on second thought...you better not go to MT....I might beat you

You couldn't catch me.

comebackgirl

peacefrompaul wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

misquote

:twisted:

on second thought...you better not go to MT....I might beat you

You couldn't catch me.

You know I could catch you...which is why you're too scared to go to MT :nono:

peacefrompaul

"This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion."