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  • Scratchin a LetterScratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    A boat with hole in it
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I'd send him every body of every American soldier and Iraqi killed in Iraq until the stink becomes so overpowering that he chokes to death on his own vomit.

    :D
  • Scratchin a LetterScratchin a Letter Posts: 2,303
    *waiting for Dino to write something.....*
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Scratchin a Letter wrote:
    *waiting for Dino to write something.....*

    He can write? I thought he got a trained monkey to do it for him? :confused:
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Byrnzie wrote:
    A bomb

    Oh shit you got there before me!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • enharmonicenharmonic Posts: 1,917
    1 boiled potato and a jar of Vaseline.
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    a clue.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    President Bush for your birthday I give you John Howard bent over with his pants around his ankles for easy access just the way you like him! He is more than happy to oblige! With the kinda lovin' you've come to expect from the PM why the hell would you go sloppy seconds on Monica? :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,324
    hippiemom wrote:
    I'd thoroughly enjoy having that opportunity, but in all fairness, we really should let the Iraqi people go first.

    The back of the head might be a bit gooey after their finished with it. You guys have might have to settle for forehead slaps and titty twisters.
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    a new care bears pyjama set

    oh.... and a new sleeping teddy as "puppy-goo-goo" is getting a bit tatty!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • BlancheBlanche Posts: 247
    Training wheels.
  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 15,946
    So much hate in you all. You don't see it though.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    bootlegger10 wrote:
    So much hate in you all. You don't see it though.

    I am fully aware of, and comfortable with, my hatred towards Bush & co.
  • Hope&AngerHope&Anger Posts: 260
    Byrnzie wrote:
    I am fully aware of, and comfortable with, my hatred towards Bush & co.
    Ditto -- Worst. President. Ever.

    I'd get him a bottle of bourbon.
    "Things will just get better and better even though it
    doesn't feel that way right now. That's the hopeful
    idea . . . Hope didn't get much applause . . .
    Hope! Hope is the underdog!"

    -- EV, Live at the Showbox
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