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What present would you get Bush?

Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
edited December 2006 in A Moving Train
I'd get him a big ol' bag of pretzels.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    A brain

    A heart
  • robbierobbie Posts: 883
    25 years in GITMO
  • Sonja_SSonja_S Posts: 444
    Another bag of pretzels, in case the first one fails ;)
    You can tell a man from what he has to say - Neil & Tim Finn
    They love you so badly for sharing their sorrow, so pick up that guitar and go break a heart - Kris Kristofferson
  • The IllinoisemakersThe Illinoisemakers Posts: 461
    A better strategy in Iraq.
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Monica....
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • puremagicpuremagic Posts: 1,907
    A good night's sleep.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • thankyougrandmathankyougrandma Posts: 1,182
    Iran
    "L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers"
    -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    A small pine tree.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    i'd buy him one of those "bushisms" calanders i see everywhere.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Restless SoulRestless Soul Posts: 805
    a war tribunal
    "We have to change the concept of patriotism to one of “matriotism” — love of humanity that transcends war. A matriarch would never send her own children off to wars that kill other people’s children." Cindy Sheehan
    ---
    London, Brixton, 14 July 1993
    London, Wembley, 1996
    London, Wembley, 18 June 2007
    London, O2, 18 August 2009
    London, Hammersmith Apollo (Ed solo), 31 July 2012
    Milton Keynes Bowl, 11 July 2014
    London, Hammersmith Apollo (Ed solo), 06 June 2017
    London, O2, 18 June 2018
    London, O2, 17 July 2018
    Amsterdam, Afas Live (Ed solo), 09 June 2019
    Amsterdam, Afas Live (Ed solo), 10 June 2019



  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    A scorpion (It's a delicacy in some asian countries.)

    A vile of oxytocin (To help with his ability to trust people.)

    An encyclopedia (To educate him.)

    A labotomy (To remove the bad parts, particularily the prefrontal cortex.)
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    A bomb
  • logoffandgetalifelogoffandgetalife Posts: 30
    All of the above....

    ......and a prison cell containing nothing but a cigar cutter in the hope the bastard goes stir crazy and turns it on those annoying fucking politician thumbs.
    Phoney Beatle mania has bitten the dust...
  • flywallyflyflywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    Many items off the New Jersey Taco Bell menu.
  • bryanfurybryanfury Posts: 460
    i big steel dildo to shove up his ass. maybe a double rider to share with Cheney.
    those undecided, needn't have faith to be free
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    bryanfury wrote:
    i big steel dildo to shove up his ass. maybe a double rider to share with Cheney.

    lol
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,324
    A cup of tea and a lie down........... poor guy especially after the steel dildo.

    The American people should be allowed to file through the Oval Office one at a time and rabbit punch him in the back of the head as he sits at his desk.

    Your allowed to make a one line comment as you do it:
    WHACK! "that's for the war"
    WHACK! " that's for making us look bad"
    WHAACK!!" thats from Ed"
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • bryanfurybryanfury Posts: 460
    Austicman wrote:
    A cup of tea and a lie down........... poor guy especially after the steel dildo.

    The American people should be allowed to file through the Oval Office one at a time and rabbit punch him in the back of the head as he sits at his desk.

    why stop with the American people?
    those undecided, needn't have faith to be free
  • down_skidown_ski Posts: 328
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Monica....
    Man, i think Laura is pretty hot for an older woman :-P
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    logoff&getalife wrote:
    All of the above....

    ......and a prison cell containing nothing but a cigar cutter in the hope the bastard goes stir crazy and turns it on those annoying fucking politician thumbs.

    How about a shared prison cell.... with Charlie Manson?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • GalianaGaliana Posts: 554
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    i'd buy him one of those "bushisms" calanders i see everywhere.

    I saw a "Bush Countdown" calendar on sale at the mall today. It counts down the days until he leaves office. :)
    Don't threaten me with a good time.
  • prytocorduroyprytocorduroy Posts: 4,355
    A laugh track so people will actually laugh at his jokes.
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    A banana from Panama.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    Austicman wrote:
    A cup of tea and a lie down........... poor guy especially after the steel dildo.

    The American people should be allowed to file through the Oval Office one at a time and rabbit punch him in the back of the head as he sits at his desk.

    Your allowed to make a one line comment as you do it:
    WHACK! "that's for the war"
    WHACK! " that's for making us look bad"
    WHAACK!!" thats from Ed"
    I'd thoroughly enjoy having that opportunity, but in all fairness, we really should let the Iraqi people go first.
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    A brain

    A heart

    You forgot courage! ;)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    A clue.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Jeanie wrote:
    You forgot courage! ;)
    and to tell the troops

    "There's no place like home."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Austicman wrote:
    WHAACK!!" thats from Ed"
    That hysterical. Although, I would think Ed would head the organizing committee on this one.;)
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    and to tell the troops

    "There's no place like home."

    Perhaps some ruby slippers then? ;)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Mookie1976Mookie1976 Posts: 51
    Black hair, dark skin, a palistinian ID card and a 1-way ticket to Gaza.
    Zürich 2000
    Bern 2006
    Southside Festival 2007
    Berlin 2010
    Berlin 1&2 2012
    Milano 2014
    EV-Solo Amsterdam 2017
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