Rove hates to be touched

darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
edited April 2007 in A Moving Train
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/laurie-david-and-sheryl-crow/karl-rove-gets-thrown-und_b_46501.html

Last night Thelma and Louise drove the bus off the cliff or at least into the White House Correspondents Dinner. The "highlight" of the evening had to be when we were introduced to Karl Rove. How excited were we to have our first opportunity ever to talk directly to the Bush Administration about global warming.

We asked Mr. Rove if he would consider taking a fresh look at the science of global warming. Much to our dismay, he immediately got combative. And it went downhill from there.

We reminded the senior White House advisor that the US leads the world in global warming pollution and we are doing the least about it. Anger flaring, Mr. Rove immediately regurgitated the official Administration position on global warming which is that the US spends more on researching the causes than any other country.

We felt compelled to remind him that the research is done and the results are in (http://www.IPCC.ch). Mr. Rove exploded with even more venom. Like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum, Mr. Rove launched into a series of illogical arguments regarding China not doing enough thus neither should we. (Since when do we follow China's lead?)

At some point during his ramblings, we became heartbroken to think that the President of the United States and his top advisers have partially built a career on global warming not being real. We have been telling college students across the country for the past two weeks that government does not change until people demand it... well, listen up folks, everyone had better get a lot louder because the message clearly is not getting through.

In his attempt to dismiss us, Mr. Rove turned to head toward his table, but as soon as he did so, Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, "Don't touch me." How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow? Unphased, Sheryl abruptly responded, "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us." Karl then quipped, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people." To which Sheryl promptly reminded him, "We are the American people."

At that point Mr. Rove apparently decided he had had enough. Like a groundhog fearful of his own shadow, he scurried to his table in an attempt to hibernate for another year from his responsibility to address global warming. Drama aside, you would expect as an American citizen to be able to engage in a civil discussion with a public official. Instead, Mr. Rove was dismissive, condescending, and quite frankly a bully.

Ultimately, we were left wondering what on Earth Mr. Rove was talking about when he said "the American people." If more than 60% of American voters, the Supreme Court, over 400 cities, the US National Academy of Sciences, numerous major US corporations, and others don't constitute the American people, then what does? The truth is, if this administration cared one iota about the American people, they would have addressed this problem long ago, and the sad reality is that this problem has been left to us, all of us, since the current administration has abandoned this issue entirely. In the absence of true leadership, we must guide ourselves. We can solve this, but we had better act fast.
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  • Purple HawkPurple Hawk Posts: 1,300
    crow is advocating that people use 1 square of toilet paper after uhh...defecating....would you want her to touch you?
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  • I think Karl Rove is swine - but come on - this type of stuff is BS.
    I give him a pass for once.
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    who is the 'we' in this article?
  • darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
    who is the 'we' in this article?

    the other person is Laurie David..Larry David's wife
  • Karl Rove is a fuckhead.....big newsflash there. This just in, water is wet.
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    I think Karl Rove is swine - but come on - this type of stuff is BS.
    I give him a pass for once.

    why is it BS?
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    polaris wrote:
    why is it BS?

    ed doesn't like being hounded by fans everywhere he walks. it's why pearl jam stopped making videos. karl rove knows many people are displeased with his green policies (or lack thereof) and he knows why. does anyone think larry fucking david giving him shit at a public event is going to change his mind? talk about fucking ego. let the man enjoy the dinner. he's spoken to far more intelligent and meaningful people than larry goddamn david and sheryl fucking crow and they didn't convince him. so don't pout like a child when he's annoyed that you're being a fucking dick to him at what is supposed to be a more relaxed public dinner. what was he supposed to do? "oh you're right sheryl! i had NO idea i was off on this! i mean, al gore and a hundred scientists told me but they didn't seem too credible. thank GOD you were here with your cowboy boots and shitty acoustic music to change my mind!"
  • darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
    ed doesn't like being hounded by fans everywhere he walks. it's why pearl jam stopped making videos. karl rove knows many people are displeased with his green policies (or lack thereof) and he knows why. does anyone think larry fucking david giving him shit at a public event is going to change his mind? talk about fucking ego. let the man enjoy the dinner. he's spoken to far more intelligent and meaningful people than larry goddamn david and sheryl fucking crow and they didn't convince him. so don't pout like a child when he's annoyed that you're being a fucking dick to him at what is supposed to be a more relaxed public dinner. what was he supposed to do? "oh you're right sheryl! i had NO idea i was off on this! i mean, al gore and a hundred scientists told me but they didn't seem too credible. thank GOD you were here with your cowboy boots and shitty acoustic music to change my mind!"


    it wasnt "larry fucking david" but his wife "laurie fucking david" that was at the dinner... and surley you have the right to confront people that are working for you in any capacity... especially those in politics that have great powers over your life. CURB RULES!!!
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    darkcrow wrote:
    it wasnt "larry fucking david" but his wife "laurie fucking david" that was at the dinner... and surley you have the right to confront people that are working for you in any capacity... especially those in politics that have great powers over your life. CURB RULES!!!

    sure you do. but there is a time and a place. you don't go to your boss or your employee on their night off and hassle them about their work stuff. you talk to them on the job. if you do, don't be shocked if he's not happy about it.
  • darkcrowdarkcrow Posts: 1,102
    sure you do. but there is a time and a place. you don't go to your boss or your employee on their night off and hassle them about their work stuff. you talk to them on the job. if you do, don't be shocked if he's not happy about it.
    yes but how often do you get to run into someone like rove? if i happen to bump into a politician and got into a conversation i would politely ask them about certain thigns that i may not agree with. if they dont want to talk about it they could be polite and say "sorry but i really cannot talk about this now, feel free to email/call/write to my office"... rather than barking at someone.

    from the article above it seems the two were more than polite...
  • Fuck Karl Rove. He is a sub human, shit stain and doesn't deserve respect from anyone including Sheryl Crow or Larry David's ball and chain.
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    the other foot in the gutter
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    I think I'd rather smother
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  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    If Rove got fiesty with me like that, I would have punched him.

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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    darkcrow wrote:
    yes but how often do you get to run into someone like rove? if i happen to bump into a politician and got into a conversation i would politely ask them about certain thigns that i may not agree with. if they dont want to talk about it they could be polite and say "sorry but i really cannot talk about this now, feel free to email/call/write to my office"... rather than barking at someone.

    from the article above it seems the two were more than polite...

    it didn't seem that way at all to me. it seemed like they come onto him like pretentious hollywood twats to lecture him about what he's doing wrong. say what you will about rove (i personally think he is evil incarnate), he's a damned intelligent man and he knows all the shit they were preaching to him about. it sounds like they put him on the spot during a casual dinner and started grilling him about doing things their way. if you bumped into ed at a bar would you start asking him about the number of times he fucks up words and why he doesn't get a teleprompter? i loathe karl rove and his policies, but i don't blame him one bit for being annoyed. yeah, he maybe over-reacted, but they were fucking rude and i don't feel sorry for them.
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    it didn't seem that way at all to me. it seemed like they come onto him like pretentious hollywood twats to lecture him about what he's doing wrong. say what you will about rove (i personally think he is evil incarnate), he's a damned intelligent man and he knows all the shit they were preaching to him about. it sounds like they put him on the spot during a casual dinner and started grilling him about doing things their way. if you bumped into ed at a bar would you start asking him about the number of times he fucks up words and why he doesn't get a teleprompter? i loathe karl rove and his policies, but i don't blame him one bit for being annoyed. yeah, he maybe over-reacted, but they were fucking rude and i don't feel sorry for them.
    Quit being such a lawyer. The press doesn't do enough to call these assholes out as it is, so they should be called out every time the opportunity arises.

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  • How exactly can someone be in politics and have an EQ (emotional quotient) of essentially zero?

    I think that's a huge problem right there. It's a job "for the people"

    fire this boob...he fails miserably...
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    ed doesn't like being hounded by fans everywhere he walks. it's why pearl jam stopped making videos. karl rove knows many people are displeased with his green policies (or lack thereof) and he knows why. does anyone think larry fucking david giving him shit at a public event is going to change his mind? talk about fucking ego. let the man enjoy the dinner. he's spoken to far more intelligent and meaningful people than larry goddamn david and sheryl fucking crow and they didn't convince him. so don't pout like a child when he's annoyed that you're being a fucking dick to him at what is supposed to be a more relaxed public dinner. what was he supposed to do? "oh you're right sheryl! i had NO idea i was off on this! i mean, al gore and a hundred scientists told me but they didn't seem too credible. thank GOD you were here with your cowboy boots and shitty acoustic music to change my mind!"

    are you serious?

    it's the annual press corps white house dinner ... he's not sitting at a restaurant with his kids getting accosted ...

    i'm sure his secretary will make himself available to stopglobalwarming.org real soon ...
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    gue_barium wrote:
    Quit being such a lawyer. The press doesn't do enough to call these assholes out as it is, so they should be called out every time the opportunity arises.

    since when is sheryl crow the press?
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    since when is sheryl crow the press?

    Where do I say that? Since the press doesn't call these people out, somebody/anybody should.

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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    polaris wrote:
    are you serious?

    it's the annual press corps white house dinner ... he's not sitting at a restaurant with his kids getting accosted ...

    i'm sure his secretary will make himself available to stopglobalwarming.org real soon ...

    im sure he won't. this was a photo op thing, not a policy discussion. he probly was hoping to get loaded and pretend people actually liked him for a few hours and was annoyed to be reminded of the fact that he's a douchebag. in any case, does anyone really think sheryl crow and laurie david were going to change his mind with their little speech?
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    gue_barium wrote:
    Where do I say that? Since the press doesn't call these people out, somebody/anybody should.

    and it worked out oh so well here didnt it? it's on larry david's blog... yahoo. now the world can know the truth about the admin not caring about the environment. thank god we have sheryl crow to bring such hidden news to our attention!
  • gue_bariumgue_barium Posts: 5,515
    and it worked out oh so well here didnt it? it's on larry david's blog... yahoo. now the world can know the truth about the admin not caring about the environment. thank god we have sheryl crow to bring such hidden news to our attention!

    It's a war, baby, and our troops have got to be relentless. Come back to the war!

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  • RushlimboRushlimbo Posts: 832
    and it worked out oh so well here didnt it? it's on larry david's blog... yahoo. now the world can know the truth about the admin not caring about the environment. thank god we have sheryl crow to bring such hidden news to our attention!


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  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    I think Karl Rove is swine - but come on - this type of stuff is BS.
    I give him a pass for once.
    once a fool always......nevermind
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    what is supposed to be a more relaxed public dinner. what was he supposed to do? "oh you're right sheryl! i had NO idea i was off on this! i mean, al gore and a hundred scientists told me but they didn't seem too credible. thank GOD you were here with your cowboy boots and shitty acoustic music to change my mind!"

    you have to make the most of your opportunities, mr rove rarely hears from the people.
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    im sure he won't. this was a photo op thing, not a policy discussion. he probly was hoping to get loaded and pretend people actually liked him for a few hours and was annoyed to be reminded of the fact that he's a douchebag. in any case, does anyone really think sheryl crow and laurie david were going to change his mind with their little speech?

    well ... that's a reflection of him not them ...

    this article is one-sided obviously but i'm not about to feel bad for a politician who can't tolerate being approached especially at a function like that ...
  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    it sounds like they put him on the spot during a casual dinner .
    sure it does :rolleyes:



    that internship at fox news is waiting for you
    Let's not be negative now. Thumper has spoken
  • gue_barium wrote:
    It's a war, baby, and our troops have got to be relentless. Come back to the war!


    Straight up bro...a war for the world not against it.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Obviously Rove twitchy for a reason...got anything to hide there, Karl?
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    NOCODE#1 wrote:
    sure it does :rolleyes:



    that internship at fox news is waiting for you

    fox is too partisan for me. i dont play your cheerleading games. i call jackasses as i see them. and this was a jackass move, so im hardly going to feel sympathy for sheryl crow becos karl rove treated her like the bitch she was acting.
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