Daily Show love thread

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  • VictoryGin
    VictoryGin Posts: 1,207
    Milhouse VanHouten wrote:
    You lucky duck.

    The story on the Congressional staffer softball league was hilarious and sad.

    Oh that was a good one too. I heart the Daily Show.

    Samantha Bee's segment was also hilarious last night.
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  • Milhouse VanHouten
    Milhouse VanHouten Posts: 755
    VictoryGin wrote:
    Oh that was a good one too. I heart the Daily Show.

    Samantha Bee's segment was also hilarious last night.

    "There is no 'I' in 'team', but there are two 'I's in 'dickish'."
    "Of course it hurts. You're getting fucked by an elephant."
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    eddie's grrl wrote:
    to make them seem innocuous...

    Rob Cordry, reporting from North Korea: Did you know that Kim's working on a neutron explosive that burns you from the inside out, leaving you a charred husk of flesh?

    Jon: That's horrible.

    Rob: It's called Long Phat Dik. Worst of all, Jon, when it blows up, it spreads a deadly chemical, Cream of Sum Yung Boy-

    Jon: I'm sorry, Rob, but that's clearly not a real weapon-

    Rob: I'm sorry, Jon, but are you here? Have you seen the factories where they erect the Long Phat Dik? NO, you haven't.


    now this is funny stuff right here...by the way, how the hell do you remeber all of that?
  • Boom The Cat
    Boom The Cat Posts: 482
    I like stuff that boils real complicated stuff into simple stuff all us simple folk can understand.
    no matter where you go,
    there you are.

    - brain of c
  • eddies grrl
    eddies grrl Posts: 509
    my2hands wrote:
    now this is funny stuff right here...by the way, how the hell do you remeber all of that?


    i cheat! :D

    i replay the video on comedycentral.com and take notes. :p
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
  • eddies grrl
    eddies grrl Posts: 509
    if you missed lance armstrong last night, catch the repeat tonight! good interview.

    tonight's (tuesday's) guest: helen thomas :cool:

    tomorrow (wednesday) night: al gore
    Life is the riddle
    Of which we're caught in the middle.
    A couple of lucky ones
    Tangled up in too much love
    ~cowboy junkies
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    eddie's grrl wrote:
    if you missed lance armstrong last night, catch the repeat tonight! good interview.

    tonight's (tuesday's) guest: helen thomas :cool:

    tomorrow (wednesday) night: al gore


    i didnt know your boy was on last night... i know you watched that one closely :p

    i love helen thomas by the way... i wish i could adopt her as my third grandmother :)
  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    the 'he aint heavy, he's big brother' segment by samantha bee is hillarious
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way
  • improvgirl312
    improvgirl312 Posts: 40
    I think the band's due for an appearance on The Daily Show. An interview followed by a performance would be great. I know they don't usually have musical guests on the Daily Show, but the White Stripes did it, so why not Pearl Jam?

    The best Daily Show segement ever was the alcohol abuse edition of Even Stevphens, where Stephen Colbert got Steve Carell drunk.

    Classic.
    Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick, and it lived happily ever after. The End.

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