Daily Show love thread
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this show is so f*cking hilarious, and so often more TRUTHFUL than the "real" news, i think i need to start a thread just for the daily quotes that crack me up. here's a good one... feel free to add your own!
Jon on Dick Cheney's "tour rider":
"Here's the detail I found most interesting: 'All Televisions must be turned to FOX News.' Wow! Because God forbid he walks into a hotel room and the TV's on another channel and he finds out what a s**tty job he's been doing..."
"i suppose it's like a rider for rock stars, though i assume with less condoms and more.... defibrulators."
Jon on Dick Cheney's "tour rider":
"Here's the detail I found most interesting: 'All Televisions must be turned to FOX News.' Wow! Because God forbid he walks into a hotel room and the TV's on another channel and he finds out what a s**tty job he's been doing..."
"i suppose it's like a rider for rock stars, though i assume with less condoms and more.... defibrulators."
Life is the riddle
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
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"Bush signed a landmark nuclear cooperation agreement with Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. The deal: our scientists will help India build nuclear reactors if they get their children to stop crushing us in spelling bees."
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
“Good news today out of Washington -- they haven’t paid down the debt or come up with any program to do so. What they did is raise the limit of debt we can go to, to $9 trillion. It sends a great message to the kids: ‘Hey, are you getting an F? Don’t study harder. Just make the grading curve go out to K! Then your F looks like a C!’”
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
"Recently, the highest court in South Africa handed down a decision ordering the country’s parliament to extend marriage rights to all gay couples. So just to reiterate, American is now less progressive than South Africa."
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
houston, we are rwdy for lift off
great thread for a great show!
ah! you caught that before i could edit that.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
yeah, he's insane. i'd love to see him live. he kills me. did you ever hear his rant about bottled water?? i was in tears.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
first i would like to say that they better do soemthing about all these newbies coming on this site and slowing this shot down to a crawl! JHC!
anyway, enough from me...
I would love to see him live as well *cough* hint *cough*
i saw lewis black twice when he toured w/ dave atell, mitch hedberg and mike birbeglia.
lewis was freakin awesome! i saw them 2 nights in a row and lewis and mithc's sets were pretty much completely different both nights, the other 2 told literally all the same jokes, except dave atell told 1 he didn't the night before, but other than that those 2 were the exact same.
the daily show does rock, tho!
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
LOL!
That's great. The Daily Show is def. one of the best shows on TV. It has been said that a lot of people get their news from his show. At first that seems a bit scary, but considering how horrible other new sources are anymore, it may be better than nothing.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/index.jhtml
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
i am still pissed about chappelle :(
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
they used to promote a new season coming up...but then it dropped and i haven't heard anything for a while now :(
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
His rant about there being a Starbucks on every corner, and how that's great for people with Alzheimer's was hilarious
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
shows clip of bush at a national park, with just-appointed gail norton, giving a stumblin'-stutterin' (speech), and bush says, "...the cold war is over..."
Back to jon, and he goes, "And then the president jumped in his time machine and went back to no f* kin shit day and suprised everybody."
I laughed so hard.
"As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska....." - Gov Sarah Palin
i irritate all of my coworkers with my dialy dose of daily show videos! nothing alleviates tension at work like jon stewart causing me to laugh so hard i shoot beverages out of my nose.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Have questions? You should.
funny you should say that, i've volunteered my womb as well. no bites yet, tho... so to speak.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
Oh, thats last night for us old guys that go to bed early.. the night before for you night owls...
And whoever that was offering to have Jon's babies better get in line!!!!!
I dont Jon but i know that Colbert is giving his away.
From the ColbertNation.com
On sales of his sperm: "The demand for Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 has been overwhelming, and I have to admit I am pooped. I had to make an unscheduled trip to Chinatown, and considering the amount of money I spent on rhino horn and tiger bone, I'm just about breaking even here. So? sorry, ladies, but I'm cutting you off. I've decided to make Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 a seasonal product. Like Mallomars." See you next midwinter, ladies!
omg, that's funny. he's a goofball, but i like him, too. just not as much as jon.
Of which we're caught in the middle.
A couple of lucky ones
Tangled up in too much love
~cowboy junkies
http://www.wishlistfoundation.org
Oh my, they dropped the leash.
Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!
"Make our day"