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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Suave.27 wrote:
    When on tour, Stone Gossard leaves a trail of popcorn from his hotel to any place he may visit so he knows how to get back. This is foolproof because no man nor animal will mess with Stone Gossard and his endeavors.

    :lol:

    Stone Gossard taught that trick to Hansel & Gretel...but they didn't not follow his directions to the letter and...well, you know what happened.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard eats popsicles to warm himself up. 8-)
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard can turn the world on with a smile...
    He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile...
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard in his free time is a substitute middle school Home EC teacher.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Stone Gossard can milk anything with nipples
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    Stone Gossard has formally requested in his burial arrangements that "Thugz Mansion" by 2pac be played at his funeral. In his mind, the after life will be where he can drink liquor and no one bickers over trick shit.
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can get a full refund for anything he wants even without a receipt.
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    edited December 2011
    The only time that Stone Gossard has been star struck is when he met Bob Saget.
    Post edited by Stardog3.. on
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Suave.27 wrote:
    The only time that Stone Gossard has star struck is when he met Bob Saget.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    That would be an amazing clip for AFHV...but it was STONEwalled...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard's backstage routine before going on stage consists of arranging 500 Skittles into groups by color and watching re-runs of Full House.

    :lol: I have to say, I'm watching PJ20 right now and it just came across the part where Stone is taking a hit from the bowl outside the tour bus as I write this. :lol:
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Dogs rub Stone Gossard's belly
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Dogs rub Stone Gossard's belly



    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard waxes his Prius every morning with turtle wax.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard waxes his Prius every morning with turtle wax.

    That is incorrect. Turtles wax his Prius every morning with Human Wax.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • YLed2
    YLed2 Posts: 5,534
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.
    Bristow, VA - 5.13.10
    East Troy, WI - 9.3.11
    East Troy, WI - 9.4.11
    Atlanta, GA - 9.22.12
    Las Vegas, NV - 10.31.12 (EV)
    Las Vegas, NV - 11.1.12 (EV)
    Chicago, IL - 7.19.13
    Dallas, TX - 11.15.13
    Oklahoma City, OK - 11.16.13
    Seattle, WA - 12.6.13
    Lincoln, NE - 10.9.14
    Moline, IL - 10.17.14
    St. Paul, MN - 10.19.14
    Milwaukee, WI - 10.20.14
    New York, NY - 5.1.16
    New York, NY - 5.2.16
    Boston, MA - 8.5.16
    Boston, MA - 8.7.16
    Chicago, IL - 8.20.16

  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.
    :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.

    No, because I've already established that Stone is in the Where's Waldo series.
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard can be found in every "Where's Waldo?".

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    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Stardog3..
    Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Suave.27 wrote:
    YLed2 wrote:
    Stone Gossard owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Waldo?" series.


    Well according to SatansFuton, Waldo owns and has mastered the entire collection of the "Where's Stone Gossard?" series.

    No, because I've already established that Stone is in the Where's Waldo series.
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Stone Gossard can be found in every "Where's Waldo?".

    StoneWaldo.jpg
    StoneWaldo2.jpg

    That was my point...but it wasn't made well. :lol:


    Stone Gossard has never had potential because Stone Gossard has always been in peak performance.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Stone Gossard does not have to Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy in order to make his boogy jump up.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"

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