This Elephant was an asshole!

rightondude

me thinks Kenny is Konfused

Skitch Patterson

http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/wildlife_news/detroit_zoo_sends_its_elephants_packing_should_others_follow_suit.html


Originally the AZA tried to Force Detroit to send them to the Columbus Ohio Zoo- which really was not much better than the Detroit Zoo... and then the AZA caved using the excuse they were "not suitable for breeding" and allowed them to go to the elephant sanctuary.

The detroit zoo is the first zoo to voluntarily give up its elephants for purely ethical reasons.

decides2dream

Skitch Patterson wrote:

For a much happier Elephant Story, do a search for Wanda and Winky...


the jist of it is, the CEO of the Detroit Zoo thought the enclosure was too small, so at great expense (and at the risk of losing their zoological socity accreditadation) they found an elephant sanctuary and had it transported across the country.

here's a brief story about it...

http://detroit.about.com/b/a/130385.htm

beautiful!
*wipes tear*
what is best for the animal...just as it should be.

rightondude

Skitch Patterson wrote:

For a much happier Elephant Story, do a search for Wanda and Winky...


the jist of it is, the CEO of the Detroit Zoo thought the enclosure was too small, so at great expense (and at the risk of losing their zoological socity accreditadation) they found an elephant sanctuary and had it transported across the country.

here's a brief story about it...

http://detroit.about.com/b/a/130385.htm

Interesting. In my opinion one elephant is worth at least 1000 people. I value animals over most humans.

Most of the human race is just pathetic...

Skitch Patterson

decides2dream wrote:

beautiful!
*wipes tear*
what is best for the animal...just as it should be.

Thats why my wife an I are members at the Detroit Zoo.

Its a great zoo.. and you cant come anywhere near most of the animals. No elaborate "as we walk through the plains" style tours. No glass to tap on next to the head of a tiger.. .mostly just an enclosure with trees, tunnels and a pond, and a giant moat so they cant escape.

decides2dream

rightondude wrote:

Interesting. In my opinion one elephant is worth at least 1000 people. I value animals over most humans.

Most of the human race is just pathetic...

you sound like my husband.

Skithc Patterson wrote:

Thats why my wife an I are members at the Detroit Zoo.

Its a great zoo.. and you cant come anywhere near most of the animals. No elaborate "as we walk through the plains" style tours. No glass to tap on next to the head of a tiger.. .mostly just an enclosure with trees, tunnels and a pond, and a giant moat so they cant escape.

sounds like a great zoo!

rightondude

69charger wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060722/ap_on_re_us/elephant_attack

I knew this Elephant when it was at the Vilas Zoo in Madison. It would go nuts if you clapped your hands. I remember a drunk guy kept clapping his hands and moving to various parts of the enclosure and the Elephant was charging the moat and throwing dirt at everyone. It tried throwing a tire across but it was too big. The other Elephants were cool, this one was a prick.

If I was there and saw that drunk clapping dude, I'd walk over and punch that fucker square in the head.

PaperPlates

rightondude wrote:

If I was there and saw that drunk clapping dude, I'd walk over and punch that fucker square in the head.

I thought you were against violence to solve a problem.

69charger

rightondude wrote:

If I was there and saw that drunk clapping dude, I'd walk over and punch that fucker square in the head.

It was funny at first. But then it got to the point where the Elephant was clearly not having fun anymore.

Somehow I doubt you would have walked up to that particular drunk dude. He looked like he could have probably taken Winky in a fight.

hippiemom

Skitch Patterson wrote:

Thats why my wife an I are members at the Detroit Zoo.

Its a great zoo.. and you cant come anywhere near most of the animals. No elaborate "as we walk through the plains" style tours. No glass to tap on next to the head of a tiger.. .mostly just an enclosure with trees, tunnels and a pond, and a giant moat so they cant escape.

Detroit does have a beautiful zoo. We drove up to Royal Oak last summer to see Ben Harper, and the next day on the way home we stopped at the zoo. I'm not a big fan of zoos, but I was impressed, it's the nicest one I've seen.

kidapollo

They should let that Dog Whiperer fella have a shot at turning that asshole elephant around. I watched him mindfuck a savage pitbull into domesticity today. He'll have that shitty elephant riding a little bike again in no time.

rightondude

PaperPlates wrote:

I thought you were against violence to solve a problem.

I am. Perfect I am not

rightondude

kidapollo wrote:

They should let that Dog Whiperer fella have a shot at turning that asshole elephant around. I watched him mindfuck a savage pitbull into domesticity today. He'll have that shitty elephant riding a little bike again in no time.

Yeah chuck that drunk "elephant whisperer" dude in the pen...lol...let him have a good rip at it.

Now that would be worth the price of admission. hehe.

Rushlimbo

69charger wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060722/ap_on_re_us/elephant_attack

I knew this Elephant when it was at the Vilas Zoo in Madison. It would go nuts if you clapped your hands. I remember a drunk guy kept clapping his hands and moving to various parts of the enclosure and the Elephant was charging the moat and throwing dirt at everyone. It tried throwing a tire across but it was too big. The other Elephants were cool, this one was a prick.

I think you need to point a finger at yourself and rename this thread. Your blindness makes me laugh.

rightondude

Rushlimbo wrote:

I think you need to point a finger at yourself and rename this thread. Your blindness makes me laugh.

naw, he aint that bad... It's a contribution, and a worthwhile discussion.

Rushlimbo

rightondude wrote:

naw, he aint that bad... It's a contribution, and a worthwhile discussion.

I agree it is a worthwhile discussion. Calling a caged wild animal an asshole for not liking the situation is beyond me. Pretty typical for him actually.

rightondude

Rushlimbo wrote:

I agree it is a worthwhile discussion. Calling a caged wild animal an asshole for not liking the situation is beyond me. Pretty typical for him actually.

hehe... yeah I hear ya. It's just Charger's style. I don't think he's a bad guy though. Think of it like a mini middle east

sourdough

For those still in favour of relocating, we still haven't decided on who is willing to foot the bill and how much budget should be spent on relocating a single animal, when the money could be much more efficiently spent on other measures like wildlife conservation or wilderness protection that could be result in the benefit of many elephants and other animals. Secondly, no one has addressed the inevitable problems of introducing an animal that is aggressive towards humans and does not fear them. It will most certainly cross paths with human settlements. Thirdly, relocating an elephant from Burma to Africa is a bad idea because Burma=Jungle, Africa=Savannah. Different diets, different terrain, different vegetation. It may not be able so adequately have its dietary requirements met with a wrong diet and may not be able to efficiently extract enough nutrients. Can anyone point to a single case study where a foreign species has been successfully integrated into a different ecosystem? People claim it has been done, but can anyone be specific? For the record there is already an elephant cull in certain places in africa due to an overabundance of elephants as it is so maybe convincing a country to take one back may not go over well.

69charger

Rushlimbo wrote:

I agree it is a worthwhile discussion. Calling a caged wild animal an asshole for not liking the situation is beyond me. Pretty typical for him actually.

This animal threw dirt at me and I did nothing to it to deserve it's wrath. It went on to kill a person trying to help it in an extremely humane sanctuary.

I repeat: THIS ELEPHANT IS AN ASSHOLE!



Winky better hope we never cross paths again! That bitch is getting a fist full of dirt thrown at her!

rightondude

Being the second longest living mammal after humans, I wonder if female elephants PMS as well?

They might want to post a visitation schedule by the exhibit!

boxwine_in_hell

baraka wrote:

Yeah, no doubt! A lot of these poor elephants have been abused in the past, it's no suprise that it's aggressive. This is not a new thing with elephants. Eventually a lot of them 'snap' and turn violent, even against those trying to help and take care of it. Wild animals are just that, wild. I guess when someone's pet tiger freaks out and mauls him, it is an asshole too. I remember reading about some guy's 'pet' python wraping around his neck and choking him to death in front of on-lookers. Asshole snake.

Just like Sigfreid and Roy's tiger. He was a real asshole....lol.

Roy, the other white meat.

rightondude

boxwine_in_hell wrote:

Roy, the other white meat.

bwaaaa! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

baraka

69charger wrote:

This animal threw dirt at me and I did nothing to it to deserve it's wrath.

Ha ha. Are you sure you never did anything to this elephant? You know, an elephant never forgets................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iZHndIfI94&search=%20elephants%20never%20forget

69charger

baraka wrote:

You know, an elephant never forgets................

Neither do I!

That dirty whore Winky's getting a face full of dirt