Say there's a brawl with all the superheroes. Who wins? ....

Charlie
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Dear Charlie:
We probably don't say this enough, but...really good question. But difficult. Because not only do you have all the DC and Marvel heroes, you've got crime-fighting, pajama-clad men and women cavorting internationally as well. Not to mention your independents, some of whom just can't play with the big boys.
So, after focusing on the major players (Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, X-Men, etc.) and not even taking into account Superman's popularity and previous dominance in inter-hero dustups, we have to go with the Man of Steel. Of all the A-list heroes, only Superman possesses so many abilities that he actually seems like multiple superheroes in one.
To wit: super strength, X-ray vision, Flash-like speed, real smart, knows how to relax, and, as if that weren't enough, can fly. Not to mention pecs and abs that make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Olive Oyl. So, what is, say, Wonder Woman gonna do? Incapacitate him with her lie-detecting lasso and make him admit he doesn't know Lois Lane's middle name? Sure, Hulk might be stronger, but we imagine he's easily outwitted. And Batman? Splatman, pronto.
And all down the line. But what's this the BBC's reporting? "Weight for weight (spider silk) is actually stronger than steel." Whaaat? So if the Man of Steel were caught in one of Spider-Man's web-slinging traps... Hmm, food for thought.
Oh, and Charlie, one disclaimer: Superheroes aren't real.
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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Dear Charlie:
We probably don't say this enough, but...really good question. But difficult. Because not only do you have all the DC and Marvel heroes, you've got crime-fighting, pajama-clad men and women cavorting internationally as well. Not to mention your independents, some of whom just can't play with the big boys.
So, after focusing on the major players (Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, X-Men, etc.) and not even taking into account Superman's popularity and previous dominance in inter-hero dustups, we have to go with the Man of Steel. Of all the A-list heroes, only Superman possesses so many abilities that he actually seems like multiple superheroes in one.
To wit: super strength, X-ray vision, Flash-like speed, real smart, knows how to relax, and, as if that weren't enough, can fly. Not to mention pecs and abs that make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Olive Oyl. So, what is, say, Wonder Woman gonna do? Incapacitate him with her lie-detecting lasso and make him admit he doesn't know Lois Lane's middle name? Sure, Hulk might be stronger, but we imagine he's easily outwitted. And Batman? Splatman, pronto.
And all down the line. But what's this the BBC's reporting? "Weight for weight (spider silk) is actually stronger than steel." Whaaat? So if the Man of Steel were caught in one of Spider-Man's web-slinging traps... Hmm, food for thought.
Oh, and Charlie, one disclaimer: Superheroes aren't real.
http://ask.yahoo.com/20050128.html

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I'd say Batman would win because he's always coming up with the cool new gagdets, he's got tons of cash to burn and his own personal underground R&D lab.
In a 1 on 1 cagematch UFC style, my vote would be the Thing hands down.
lol...
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Or what's her name, played by the hot woman in the movies... Famke Janssen?
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He could probably use that mind shit on Superman and everyone else.
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Phoenix (the female character from the X-men) might also be a good match Supes.
Yeah that's the one I was talking about.
from wikipedia:
Professor Xavier can erase, create, and manipulate thoughts and memories, control the actions of others, mentally induce pain, paralysis, unconsciousness, and even death in other people. He can completely shut down the mind and body of others...
...There is also evidence he hasn't truly shown his true powers sometimes sending messages that it is because he is a good man that he doesn't do a certain feat, but that he is capable of if he wishes
Damn!
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He'd accuse Superman of possessing weapons of mass destruction and of being a terrorist, and would lie to all the other superheroes in order to get them to support his devious war against Supernman. If all else failed he'd coerce the U.N into imposing sanctions against him.
Hey! This is the M.T afterall!
but he died in the movie
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
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~Ron Burgundy
I can't even google that
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
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Sylar.
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yeah, well that is b/c i mispelled it probably,... google Heroes and NBC
he can take other people's powers,...
~Ron Burgundy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylar
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
(\__/)
( o.O)
(")_(")
Did everyone know that "superhero" is a trademark jointly held by Marvel Comics and DC Comics?
yeah, but he is on tv right now,...
i did not know that
~Ron Burgundy
And GW. Just to get the facts straight.
Anyway. Mr. Mixpixalix (spelling may be off a little
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Wow...there's some insight to be gained here about our dear angelica. Comiccon recently?
Well he should be lucky he wasn't born in the Czech Republic
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW0lj5CfuQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVHQd4QHsts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comic_book_superpowers#Invulnerability
"I would give the greatest sunset in the world for one sight of New York's skyline. Particularly when one can't see the details. Just the shapes. The shapes and the thought that made them. The sky over New York and the will of man made visible. What other religion do we need? And then people tell me about pilgrimages to some dank pesthole in a jungle where they go to do homage to a crumbling temple, to a leering stone monster with a pot belly, created by some leprous savage. Is it beauty and genius they want to see? Do they seek a sense of the sublime? Let them come to New York, stand on the shore of the Hudson, look and kneel. When I see the city from my window - no, I don't feel how small I am - but I feel that if a war came to threaten this, I would throw myself into space, over the city, and protect these buildings with my body."