well, it's official...

El_Kabong
El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
edited July 2006 in A Moving Train
god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.
standin above the crowd
he had a voice that was strong and loud and
i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
eager to identify with
someone above the crowd
someone who seemed to feel the same
someone prepared to lead the way
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  • DeLukin
    DeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Moses? Is that YOU???
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    our saviour!
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • Eliot Rosewater
    Eliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    I, for one, will fight to the death for you. Who's death? Anyone that disagrees with me.
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    don't gimme no wrote:
    I, for one, will fight to the death for you. Who's death? Anyone that disagrees with me.
    those conservative christian evangelicals are threatening us..

    or is it the liberal heathens...?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • farfromglorified
    farfromglorified Posts: 5,700
    El_Kabong wrote:
    god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

    plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.

    You're welcome to share it.
  • jsand
    jsand Posts: 646
    El_Kabong wrote:
    god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

    plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.

    Sounds great. I'm going to strap a bomb to myself and maybe my children, too, and we'll blow ourselves up and kill a bunch of people.
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    El_Kabong wrote:
    god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

    plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.
    I just talked to god and he changed his mind. He rewrote his story and now the land belongs to me and everyone who reads his revised version. If you don't like the revised version or don't believe me, then under his orders I am forced to kill you. Tuff luck chuck!
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    If I build an altar to you and slaughter a couple of goats, can I stay?
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • rightondude
    rightondude Posts: 745
    There are some valid points made in this.


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  • ForBetterOrForWorse
    ForBetterOrForWorse Posts: 52
    El_Kabong wrote:
    god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

    plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.

    just what I wanted more people making fun of God....
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    ForBetterOrForWorse wrote:
    just what I wanted more people making fun of God....
    el kabong is god. (sorry likeanocean, i'm on old testiment kind of guy)

    he's mandated by god, so therefore, he himself is a god on earth.

    what don't you get about this?
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

    http://www.wishlistfoundation.org

    Oh my, they dropped the leash.



    Morgan Freeman/Clint Eastwood 08' for President!

    "Make our day"
  • rebornFixer
    rebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    ForBetterOrForWorse wrote:
    just what I wanted more people making fun of God....

    Yeah, I don't get it lately. I really don't.
  • farfromglorified
    farfromglorified Posts: 5,700
    Pearl Jam and toast wrote:
    el kabong is god.

    If that were true, the grass certainly would not be green. And we'd all be building pyramids.
  • thankyougrandma
    thankyougrandma Posts: 1,182
    Can we go back to the romans style of cult? I mean orgy, food, all that stuff, i'll be a follower. What is the fashion we need to respect? Any kind of white robe?

    thank you jesus...
    "L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers"
    -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    don't gimme no wrote:
    I, for one, will fight to the death for you. Who's death? Anyone that disagrees with me.


    interesting.


    I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
    ~ Voltaire

    If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.
    ~ Noam Chomsky

    It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
    ~ Henryy David Thoreau


    :)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    farfromglorified wrote:
    You're welcome to share it.


    That sounds like a glorious plan. But what if he takes it and refuses to share?
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • rightondude
    rightondude Posts: 745
    El_Kabong wrote:
    god just confirmed it...i'm supposed to have the land you live on. i swear, man! i was out burning a bush and it was told to me by god herself that she created that piece of land you currently live on all for me...and now it's time fo rme to have it...i even wrote it in a book, so you know it's true!

    plz have all your things out by the middle of next month, unless they're nice things, then you can leave them...regardless, be out by the 15th or i will have to force you to leave in self-defense.

    Ok ok...but will you get mad, if I get mad about you making me mad?
  • farfromglorified
    farfromglorified Posts: 5,700
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    That sounds like a glorious plan. But what if he takes it and refuses to share?

    How is he going to "take" land?
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    reborncareerist wrote:
    Yeah, I don't get it lately. I really don't.

    I don't see it as making fun of god, at all. I see it as pointing out that not all of us are going to want to go along with your religious beliefs. Imagine if I really came to your house and wanted you to get out because my bible says your land is actually mine. I don't think you would be too happy. And then imagine if you were forced out and your home bulldozed so I could build mine. Imagine if some your family was killed during this craziness. I think you would be blinded by anger, as would I. Just a different perspective is all. :)
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    farfromglorified wrote:
    How is he going to "take" land?

    by force, of course.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde

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