Hey... Arabs...

Cosmo

Hey, Arabs... Dudes...
Just a little advice here... you might want to knock that whole, "Death To ____ !!!" shit, down a notch or two. It kinda makes you look a little... er,... a LOT nutz. I know you know what I'm talking about... it was a fucking CARTOON, man. No need to burn shit down. And the Pope... most of us know he's full of shit and his 'followers' don't do what he says. No need to go all psycho and shit.
Personally... I think you all take your religion waaaay too damn seriously. Really. Try doing it on a part time basis like we do Christianity over here... we go to church for a couple of hours on Sunday... sing hymnns and do the whole "Jesus, save me, Jesus..." thing, then go off and do what we like doing best... making money. You should try it. You guys with your prayers every two hours every day for your whole life... ever think God just wants you to shut the fuck up for a while and enjoy this life He has given you? I mean, what do you say to God all those times? I know, we all love the compliments and 'Atta Boys' every onece in a while... but, 5 times a day... every day? Come on, you're ass kissing now.
Now, I know some of you are going to call for a 'Jihad' on my boney ass... whatever... you know where to reach me. I'm not too worried about because I've already made a few enemies... the Bush-lovers took their mouths off of the President's dick long enough to tell me I've been placed on the 'Axis Of Evil' list.
Anyway... here's a little suggestion... you guys invented Hashish, right?... I remember from my pot/stoner daze that Blonde Lebanese Hash was pretty damn good. You might want to break off a chunk of that shit and fire it up in your Hukkah pipe... put on some 'Pink Floyd' or 'Led Zeppelin' and just veg out for a bit. Lay in the sand... stare at the stars and talk about God and the Universe and wonder about stoned stoner shit... like are there more stars in the sky, than grains of sand on the Earth... or hairs on Ron Jeremy's body... whoa... where did that come from? Must have been a flashback. Anyway, you get the gist of what I'm saying, right? We're all basically the same... even the Jews. You might want to try building bridges, instead of blowing up busses. It'll make you seem a lot... less psycho. And I think God... er, Allah will still love you.
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peace...

lalalalaaaaaaaa

If you were really interested in building bridges, you wouldn't make a post telling people how crazy they are.

Cosmo

Saturnal wrote:

If you were really interested in building bridges, you wouldn't make a post telling people how crazy they are.

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They're crazy people. Telling a crazy person that they are crazy ain't no big deal because they're crazy.
I know they aren't going to build bridges with Israel... they apparently feel that blowing up busses is doing the trick.
And if you ask me... even if Israel packed up everything and moved to Florida... there would STILL be fighting in that part of the world.
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Remember... these are people who flipped out because of a cartoon in a newspaper in some little country in Europe. Flipped out and acted like fools... crazy blowing up shit fools.
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I think they need to smoke more pot and chill.

darkcrow

hey christians...stop telling everone jesus is the saviour...
hey jews.. .stop telling everyone you are entitled to palastine....
hey bhuddists... stop telling everyone to chill...


could people on this board stop generalising please. not all "arabs" are saying "death to..."

jlew24asu

darkcrow wrote:

hey bhuddists... stop telling everyone to chill...

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yea these crazy guys piss me off too

Cosmo

darkcrow wrote:

hey christians...stop telling everone jesus is the saviour...
hey jews.. .stop telling everyone you are entitled to palastine....
hey bhuddists... stop telling everyone to chill...


could people on this board stop generalising please. not all "arabs" are saying "death to..."

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Well, I was going to specify, "Hey... Persons of Arabic or Persian Desent Who Align Themselves With The Muslim Faith That Has A Tizzy Fit And Blows Up Shit Because Some Dutch Dude Draws A Cartoon They Don't Like or Blows Up Shit Because Of Something The Fucking Pope Babbles... You Need To Knock That, "Death To _____!!!" Thing Down A Notch Or Two..."
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but it wouldn't fit on the Subject Line.
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P.S. I don't think we've met, yet... I'm a sarcastic fuck, pleased to meet you... hope you guess my name.

catefrances

when you write stuff like this, it sounds patronising and condescending, no matter how much of a sarcastic fuck you are.
it's like when a person makes a racist comment and when they are called on it they say, 'i'm just kidding'.
i think maybe a bit more respect is required....by everyone.

rebornFixer

catefrances wrote:

when you write stuff like this, it sounds patronising and condescending, no matter how much of a sarcastic fuck you are.
it's like when a person makes a racist comment and when they are called on it they say, 'i'm just kidding'.
i think maybe a bit more respect is required....by everyone.

Well, you can paint me with the same brush you're painting Cosmo, because like it or not, I think he has a point. I respect anyone who doesn't call for my death, Arab, Asian, Martian, whomever. If someone does call for my death, on the other hand, they deserve the crazy fuck label.

Cosmo

reborncareerist wrote:

Well, you can paint me with the same brush you're painting Cosmo, because like it or not, I think he has a point. I respect anyone who doesn't call for my death, Arab, Asian, Martian, whomever. If someone does call for my death, on the other hand, they deserve the crazy fuck label.

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Here's what I don't get...
Why do we have to walk on eggshells around the fanatical wing of the Muslim Faith? I know most Muslims aren't fucking psychos... blowing up shit. It'd be the same thing as tip-toeing around the radical, militant fundamentalist wing of Christianity... The Ku Klux Klan. The Klan does not represent Christianity, just as these radical nutcases do not represent Islam. I know this.
Still... oooohhh, we better be careful... Muslims... Islam... don't want to upset them. Well, fuck these tempermental fringe element fucks... just as I say, fuck those cross-bread, toothless, Meth Lab Klansmen fucks. If you are a Muslim and you are more offended by my comments about these individuals than the act of violence they commit... whether it be the fire bombing a store front or the act of murder/suicide on a city bus... then, in my book... you've got the bigger problem than me.

rebornFixer

Cosmo wrote:

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Here's what I don't get...
Why do we have to walk on eggshells around the fanatical wing of the Muslim Faith? I know most Muslims aren't fucking psychos... blowing up shit. It'd be the same thing as tip-toeing around the radical, militant fundamentalist wing of Christianity... The Ku Klux Klan. The Klan does not represent Christianity, just as these radical nutcases do not represent Islam. I know this.
Still... oooohhh, we better be careful... Muslims... Islam... don't want to upset them. Well, fuck these tempermental fringe element fucks... just as I say, fuck those cross-bread, toothless, Meth Lab Klansmen fucks. If you are a Muslim and you are more offended by my comments about these individuals than the act of violence they commit... whether it be the fire bombing a store front or the act of murder/suicide on a city bus... then, in my book... you've got the bigger problem than me.

Exactly. Its political correctness, basically, and its going to be the end of not just rational thought, but society as a whole. Seriously. I wish people could just assume that people like you and I are halfways intelligent and recognize that not everyone who practices Islam is dangerous. What's ironic is that the people we decry want to kill not just us, but also the very people who freak out everytime someone points out the problem of radical Islam. I am thinking about just putting a disclaimer in my sig, although that probably won't cure the problem either.

DopeBeastie

this is funny, lol...

Cosmo

PastaNazi wrote:

this is funny, lol...

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It's meant to be. Funny, that is.
Like a long hair stoner/hippie/surfer dude talking to a wild-eyed psycho Fundamentalist who is lashing himself with a fucking whip because someone said something about his religion. Not a big deal, man... here... take a hit of this and listen to 'Wish You Were Here'.

Cosmo

reborncareerist wrote:

Exactly. Its political correctness, basically, and its going to be the end of not just rational thought, but society as a whole. Seriously. I wish people could just assume that people like you and I are halfways intelligent and recognize that not everyone who practices Islam is dangerous. What's ironic is that the people we decry want to kill not just us, but also the very people who freak out everytime someone points out the problem of radical Islam. I am thinking about just putting a disclaimer in my sig, although that probably won't cure the problem either.

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I know you and I stand diametrically opposed on several issues and can see eye to eye on others. We are both, neither black nor white because we know that black and white are the tiny, extreme ends of the 98% grey spectrum.
I do not understand it. I am probably the furthest thing from a racist. But, if it were Mexican dudes acting all crazy and shit... I'd be saying, "Hey... Mexican Dudes...". Nothing to do with race... everything to do with acting like a psycho. If Crazy Psychos is a race... then, okay... I'm an admitted racist.
Disturbing the extreme elements is not out of bounds... this is where the lunatics are... on the outskirts of the norm. These are the fucks causing all the problems. Whether it's a religious spectrum or a political spectrum... we should never surrender the mass of the majority to the nutcases on the fringes. It has always been this way... today is no different.

lukin2006

Cosmo wrote:

Hey, Arabs... Dudes...
Just a little advice here... you might want to knock that whole, "Death To ____ !!!" shit, down a notch or two. It kinda makes you look a little... er,... a LOT nutz. I know you know what I'm talking about... it was a fucking CARTOON, man. No need to burn shit down. And the Pope... most of us know he's full of shit and his 'followers' don't do what he says. No need to go all psycho and shit.
Personally... I think you all take your religion waaaay too damn seriously. Really. Try doing it on a part time basis like we do Christianity over here... we go to church for a couple of hours on Sunday... sing hymnns and do the whole "Jesus, save me, Jesus..." thing, then go off and do what we like doing best... making money. You should try it. You guys with your prayers every two hours every day for your whole life... ever think God just wants you to shut the fuck up for a while and enjoy this life He has given you? I mean, what do you say to God all those times? I know, we all love the compliments and 'Atta Boys' every onece in a while... but, 5 times a day... every day? Come on, you're ass kissing now.
Now, I know some of you are going to call for a 'Jihad' on my boney ass... whatever... you know where to reach me. I'm not too worried about because I've already made a few enemies... the Bush-lovers took their mouths off of the President's dick long enough to tell me I've been placed on the 'Axis Of Evil' list.
Anyway... here's a little suggestion... you guys invented Hashish, right?... I remember from my pot/stoner daze that Blonde Lebanese Hash was pretty damn good. You might want to break off a chunk of that shit and fire it up in your Hukkah pipe... put on some 'Pink Floyd' or 'Led Zeppelin' and just veg out for a bit. Lay in the sand... stare at the stars and talk about God and the Universe and wonder about stoned stoner shit... like are there more stars in the sky, than grains of sand on the Earth... or hairs on Ron Jeremy's body... whoa... where did that come from? Must have been a flashback. Anyway, you get the gist of what I'm saying, right? We're all basically the same... even the Jews. You might want to try building bridges, instead of blowing up busses. It'll make you seem a lot... less psycho. And I think God... er, Allah will still love you.
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peace...

You know what, that's funny, and very very true, they need to chill. hey maybe they could take up a hobby, needlepoint, building birdhouse's, but quit kissing GODS ASS.

kenny olav

Cosmo wrote:

Hey, Arabs... Dudes...
Just a little advice here... you might want to knock that whole, "Death To ____ !!!" shit, down a notch or two. It kinda makes you look a little... er,... a LOT nutz. I know you know what I'm talking about... it was a fucking CARTOON, man. No need to burn shit down. And the Pope... most of us know he's full of shit and his 'followers' don't do what he says. No need to go all psycho and shit.
Personally... I think you all take your religion waaaay too damn seriously. Really. Try doing it on a part time basis like we do Christianity over here... we go to church for a couple of hours on Sunday... sing hymnns and do the whole "Jesus, save me, Jesus..." thing, then go off and do what we like doing best... making money. You should try it. You guys with your prayers every two hours every day for your whole life... ever think God just wants you to shut the fuck up for a while and enjoy this life He has given you? I mean, what do you say to God all those times? I know, we all love the compliments and 'Atta Boys' every onece in a while... but, 5 times a day... every day? Come on, you're ass kissing now.
Now, I know some of you are going to call for a 'Jihad' on my boney ass... whatever... you know where to reach me. I'm not too worried about because I've already made a few enemies... the Bush-lovers took their mouths off of the President's dick long enough to tell me I've been placed on the 'Axis Of Evil' list.
Anyway... here's a little suggestion... you guys invented Hashish, right?... I remember from my pot/stoner daze that Blonde Lebanese Hash was pretty damn good. You might want to break off a chunk of that shit and fire it up in your Hukkah pipe... put on some 'Pink Floyd' or 'Led Zeppelin' and just veg out for a bit. Lay in the sand... stare at the stars and talk about God and the Universe and wonder about stoned stoner shit... like are there more stars in the sky, than grains of sand on the Earth... or hairs on Ron Jeremy's body... whoa... where did that come from? Must have been a flashback. Anyway, you get the gist of what I'm saying, right? We're all basically the same... even the Jews. You might want to try building bridges, instead of blowing up busses. It'll make you seem a lot... less psycho. And I think God... er, Allah will still love you.
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peace...

Honestly dude, I think at least half of them didn't need this advice. They already live it. No doubt there are a lot of crazy fucks over there, and certainly their crazy fucks outnumber ours, but consider how fucked over they are by our governments' actions and by the actions of their governments that are allied to ours.

sponger

This reminds of that SNL skit about the guy whose bike gets stolen. He makes an open "speech" to the thief, whoever it may be. It's just him on the stage going, "Why did you have to steal my bicycle? Did you think that I wouldn't need it?"

seattle

Cosmo wrote:

Hey, Arabs... Dudes...
Just a little advice here... you might want to knock that whole, "Death To ____ !!!" shit, down a notch or two. It kinda makes you look a little... er,... a LOT nutz. I know you know what I'm talking about... it was a fucking CARTOON, man. No need to burn shit down. And the Pope... most of us know he's full of shit and his 'followers' don't do what he says. No need to go all psycho and shit.
Personally... I think you all take your religion waaaay too damn seriously. Really. Try doing it on a part time basis like we do Christianity over here... we go to church for a couple of hours on Sunday... sing hymnns and do the whole "Jesus, save me, Jesus..." thing, then go off and do what we like doing best... making money. You should try it. You guys with your prayers every two hours every day for your whole life... ever think God just wants you to shut the fuck up for a while and enjoy this life He has given you? I mean, what do you say to God all those times? I know, we all love the compliments and 'Atta Boys' every onece in a while... but, 5 times a day... every day? Come on, you're ass kissing now.
Now, I know some of you are going to call for a 'Jihad' on my boney ass... whatever... you know where to reach me. I'm not too worried about because I've already made a few enemies... the Bush-lovers took their mouths off of the President's dick long enough to tell me I've been placed on the 'Axis Of Evil' list.
Anyway... here's a little suggestion... you guys invented Hashish, right?... I remember from my pot/stoner daze that Blonde Lebanese Hash was pretty damn good. You might want to break off a chunk of that shit and fire it up in your Hukkah pipe... put on some 'Pink Floyd' or 'Led Zeppelin' and just veg out for a bit. Lay in the sand... stare at the stars and talk about God and the Universe and wonder about stoned stoner shit... like are there more stars in the sky, than grains of sand on the Earth... or hairs on Ron Jeremy's body... whoa... where did that come from? Must have been a flashback. Anyway, you get the gist of what I'm saying, right? We're all basically the same... even the Jews. You might want to try building bridges, instead of blowing up busses. It'll make you seem a lot... less psycho. And I think God... er, Allah will still love you.
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peace...

oh god you are funny ... listed i think they really take their religion far far away.... i am a jew ok ? i don't know if we need to call it a jew , it's noe like i praying to god or something it's like - i don't care .... do you know what bet kneset means? never been there ....

just wanted to make a point even if i didn't ...

lovely dayyyyy

goldstar

seattle wrote:

oh god you are funny ... listed i think they really take their religion far far away.... i am a jew ok ? i don't know if we need to call it a jew , it's noe like i praying to god or something it's like - i don't care .... do you know what bet kneset means? never been there ....

just wanted to make a point even if i didn't ...

lovely dayyyyy

it is a lovely day - isn't it?
see ya at the airport...

lalalalaaaaaaaa

Cosmo wrote:

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They're crazy people. Telling a crazy person that they are crazy ain't no big deal because they're crazy.
I know they aren't going to build bridges with Israel... they apparently feel that blowing up busses is doing the trick.
And if you ask me... even if Israel packed up everything and moved to Florida... there would STILL be fighting in that part of the world.
...
Remember... these are people who flipped out because of a cartoon in a newspaper in some little country in Europe. Flipped out and acted like fools... crazy blowing up shit fools.
...
I think they need to smoke more pot and chill.

Right. I might as well tell some depressed kid who just slit her wrists that she's a whacko, since it's no big deal.

And I'm not really concerned about the violence in that part of the world, as much as I am about the violence that comes from there to here (the U.S.). So what you said about Israel moving doesn't really mean much to me.

jsand

reborncareerist wrote:

Exactly. Its political correctness, basically, and its going to be the end of not just rational thought, but society as a whole. Seriously. I wish people could just assume that people like you and I are halfways intelligent and recognize that not everyone who practices Islam is dangerous. What's ironic is that the people we decry want to kill not just us, but also the very people who freak out everytime someone points out the problem of radical Islam. I am thinking about just putting a disclaimer in my sig, although that probably won't cure the problem either.

Did you catch Scarborough country last night? He had a great segment about South Park - Trey and Matt were talking to Nightline about how they have artistic license to defame Jesus in any way, shape or form, but when it comes to Mohammed - the network wouldn't even let them show an image. Nice double standard.

Cosmo

Saturnal wrote:

Right. I might as well tell some depressed kid who just slit her wrists that she's a whacko, since it's no big deal.

And I'm not really concerned about the violence in that part of the world, as much as I am about the violence that comes from there to here (the U.S.). So what you said about Israel moving doesn't really mean much to me.

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This kid you're talking about... she's the one who slit her wrist after burning down the art supply store that sold the crayons that some guy used to draw a picture of her cat, right? She was so enraged that someone dare draw a picture of her cat... that, not only did she burn down the art supply store, but she vowed to kill the guy who drew it and everyone that lived in his neighborhood.
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Yeah... it's okay to call her crazy.