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  • DrOwniNG-DOG
    DrOwniNG-DOG Posts: 35
    :o
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    it's a boy!!!
    no please...
    spare the sarcasm of my voice...
  • (UK)_foxymop
    (UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    Congratulations!!

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    Everyone say hi to Junior
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  • PickleRL
    PickleRL Posts: 18
    Originally posted by carpenter_newton
    :o
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    don't be hitting on her, she's ALL MINE!

    I'd rack your chick dude................
    Napoleon's mother couldn't make it to his coronation. But when he commissioned it, Napoleon told David to paint her in as if she were there, right in the center. Even though she couldn't be there physically he brought her into his life through sheer force of will. There to share in his greatness.

    Do you know what my father gave me for my tenth birthday? A copy of The Will to Power. "Behold the Superman - man is something to be overcome." Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Nietzsche, they were the voices that nurtured me after my mother died. My father made every question a quiz, every choice a test. Second best was for losers, compassion for the weak, trust no one. Those were the lessons I grew up with.

    The man of tomorrow is shaped by his battles today.

    In life, the road to darkness is a journey, not a light switch.

    Sentimentality is synonymous with vulnerability

    It's like the German poet Rilke said - a person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship

  • Sound
    Sound Posts: 579
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    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

    Jim Carrol
  • carpenter_newton
    carpenter_newton Posts: 71
    Originally posted by PickleRL
    I'd rack your chick dude................

    that's really not saying much though.


    but if it makes her more attractive, she is from the midwest... st. louis i think.. ;)
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • MyHandsBound
    MyHandsBound Posts: 698
    lol


    I haven't read this in a while and well it got pretty funny
  • Werny
    Werny Posts: 63
    Holy shit man check the tits on that! Fuckin' stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey!
    This puke stinks like beer, and everybody's here, so come on come on come on, let's lay waste to this Century...
  • carpenter_newton
    carpenter_newton Posts: 71
    wow, this thread is pretty old. good times. :)


    i just have to throw in an update. sorry to be a buzzkill, but ashley and i have gone our separate ways.
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • dreamncolor
    dreamncolor Posts: 380
    Originally posted by (UK)_foxymop
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    you'll have to marry her now.. ;)


    too, too funny!!!!!
    :D
    i'll ride the wave where it takes me
  • Pearl Jam and toast
    Pearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    lol thanks.

    after reading that "ignorant fucker" thread i needed to laugh!

    if you havnet read it yet dont, it just pisses you off.
    Come on pilgrim you know he loves you..

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  • MerkingBoy
    MerkingBoy Posts: 249
    The greatest thread ever online! :)

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