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My Girlfriend:

carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
edited June 2004 in The Art Wall
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don't be hitting on her, she's ALL MINE!
i suggest you step out on your porch
run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
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  • rise aboverise above Posts: 71
    nice job!

    if she's your girlfriend and "all yours" you HAVE to give her a name! :)
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  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    her name, btw, is "ashley".
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • jukebox972jukebox972 Posts: 10
    how do you get the icons to work?
    The baby creatures run in from the cold
    Back to the nest just like the days of old
    There in the safety of a mother's arms
    The warmth of ages, far away from harm again.

  • ecopeecope Posts: 89
    Damn, she's hot. Almost makes me want to go lesbian.
  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    Originally posted by ecope
    Damn, she's hot. Almost makes me want to go lesbian.

    i thought i'd posted this already, but replies are slow here.

    anywho, SHE is really into three-somes. so if you're interested ecope, PM me. :)
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • MerkingBoyMerkingBoy Posts: 249
    :o
    -oo-
    /\

    atleast my girlfriend have arms
    yours dont
  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    Originally posted by MerkingBoy
    :o
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    atleast my girlfriend have arms
    yours dont



    yes, but mine is properly alligned. :)
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    and besides, what do you need arms for anyways? ;)
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • keven 33keven 33 Posts: 259
    sorry

    but i love her
    convicted
  • bushleaguerbushleaguer Posts: 16
    ;)
    -OO-
    /i\

    mine is a shemale!
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  • Eliza364Eliza364 Posts: 14
    Originally posted by bushleaguer
    ;)
    -OO-
    /i\

    mine is a shemale!

    a shemale with scoliosis!!!
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  • paris.starparis.star Posts: 6
    she appears to have a nice set of (.Y.)

    :)
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  • SoLATisASoLATisA Posts: 215
    this is the greatest poem of my life!
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    there's something sad about this.
  • mccreadyisgodmccreadyisgod Posts: 6,395
    Originally posted by paris.star
    she appears to have a nice set of (.Y.)

    :)


    Yeah, but does she have a nice ( ! ) ???
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • MrBrianMrBrian Posts: 2,672
    bump
  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    Originally posted by MerkingBoy
    :o
    -oo-
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    hahaha she's not aligned
    that was funny....
  • mccreadyisgodmccreadyisgod Posts: 6,395
    She has scoliosis. Is that funny? Huh?
    ...and if you don't like it, you can suck on an egg.
  • (UK)_foxymop(UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    well that didn't work!
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  • (UK)_foxymop(UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    :o
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    you'll have to marry her now.. ;)
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  • DrOwniNG-DOGDrOwniNG-DOG Posts: 35
    :o
    oo
    ( )
    -:D-
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    it's a boy!!!
    no please...
    spare the sarcasm of my voice...
  • (UK)_foxymop(UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    Congratulations!!

    - :D-
    .-^-

    Everyone say hi to Junior
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  • PickleRLPickleRL Posts: 18
    Originally posted by carpenter_newton
    :o
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    don't be hitting on her, she's ALL MINE!

    I'd rack your chick dude................
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  • SoundSound Posts: 579
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    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

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  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    Originally posted by PickleRL
    I'd rack your chick dude................

    that's really not saying much though.


    but if it makes her more attractive, she is from the midwest... st. louis i think.. ;)
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • MyHandsBoundMyHandsBound Posts: 698
    lol


    I haven't read this in a while and well it got pretty funny
  • WernyWerny Posts: 63
    Holy shit man check the tits on that! Fuckin' stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey!
    This puke stinks like beer, and everybody's here, so come on come on come on, let's lay waste to this Century...
  • carpenter_newtoncarpenter_newton Posts: 71
    wow, this thread is pretty old. good times. :)


    i just have to throw in an update. sorry to be a buzzkill, but ashley and i have gone our separate ways.
    i suggest you step out on your porch
    run away my son...see it all...oh see the world
  • dreamncolordreamncolor Posts: 380
    Originally posted by (UK)_foxymop
    :o
    oo
    (. )
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    you'll have to marry her now.. ;)


    too, too funny!!!!!
    :D
    i'll ride the wave where it takes me
  • Pearl Jam and toastPearl Jam and toast Posts: 4,475
    lol thanks.

    after reading that "ignorant fucker" thread i needed to laugh!

    if you havnet read it yet dont, it just pisses you off.
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