what's YOUR favorite cussword???

KingJeremyTheWicked

the one i like rhymes with clucking bell

bknollenberg

Fuckle.

FancyFacade

dang or dag-nab-it

Yellow

Originally posted by cassia
so i learn in spanish class one day, a favorite cuss in (can't remember...chile or argentina...) they get super pissed and
say
"Miercoles" (mee-air-co-lays) !!

this is hypercool, cuz Miercoles means Wednesday!!!!!!

in usual day-speak, i'm much more inclined to cuss when i'm HAPPY than when i'm pissed....

like :: holy fuck, no way

no fucking way

no fucking holy way, you've got to be kiddin'


fuckin bitchin' awesome DUDE

way rad fuck kickass gnarled shit DUDE

so can youz tell i'm stuck in retro surfmode pacificuss

sweet peachy creamed shit, batman~~~

ahh, dats more ladylike, giggles*****

i always thought "scheiza" (german) was a really fierce cussword, until i said it around some germans and they laughed at me...

it is, essentially.... "oh darn"






oh, and "dag-nab-it" is great!

Jaidra

My husband's grandfather has a pretty funny collection of curses including:

Balls!

and

Bless us and shave us!

Currently my own curses are more run of the mill, like shit and bloody hell.

brain of c

fuckina:)

setaside2

For some reason I tend to the metaphyiscal until I get really rotten and then I'm no longer cussing, I'm flat out insulting everyone and everything around me...

it'll start with something tame, hell, right out of Better Off Dead:

"WHAT in the name of all that is holy..."

and what exactly is meant by holy?

"holy FUCK you crab ass piece of pig swizzle"

and what is a pig swizzle? Read Jude the Obscure LOL

OHHHHH I don't know... I just love colorful metaphor... I completely agree with cassia up there. The surfer dude has an inflection that MEANS something, hell yeah.

Also, for those who pretend to swear, it may not be original but I am quite sure that, high school, my friends and I were the first to actually adopt the term SMURF as an all inclusive exclamation and noun replacement for long extended periods of time...

"Hey! Did you check out the smurf who smurfed that smurfette up the smurf? Holy smurfing SMURF that's smurfy."
"Yeah well, I wasn't too smurfin' impressed. As far as I'm concerned he can smurf himself AND smurf this while he's smurfing himself. Now THAT'll be smurfy."

or the Cartman standard "FUCK fuckity fuck fuck fuck"

OH he's a jolly asshole which nobody can deny.

My dad, he never swears, so when he says fuck, he completely means it in the way that the censors do not want you to use it. Also, it means that someone is likely in the deepest shit they've ever dug. Also, mostly likely, it was me.

My mother used racist terms constantly until I took her to task. Now I'm sure that she still says them under her breath but at least I don't have to hear them.

Why don't you tell that guy to take a flying FUCK?

oh man, I have this dictionary of American slang... it's incredible. It has all KINDS of new shit and old shit and that sort of thing where all you do is read it and become a metaphorical GENIUS in the art of the swear.

I'm smurfin rambling so I'm getting the holy fuck out of here goddammit so FACK OFF ya DUNGWITS.

FinsburyParkCarrots

Being of Irish extraction, I love the ways my relations use the language:

"You'd make a man's piss come out in lumps, listenin' to yez"(always a handy riposte in a crowded bar, to the bar-bore)

"F*ck that f*cker over there to f*ck, sure, for f*ck's sake" (best instruction I ever heard on a building site)

"The f*ckin' f*cker's f*ckin' f*cked"(when a shovel gets broken)

"You're like a dog with two pricks"(to someone who thinks they've only just discovered lurve)

"F*ck my old boots" (when you find a golden archaeological anomaly, as you're digging a drainage channel into the playing fields out the back garden)

....

lifeisworth

nobody cuss like the Irish...

hands down...

Being Enlightened

I like fuck. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck them all, fucking fuckers fucking with me, fuck, fuck 'em. Yeah, you heard me right, fuck you fuckhead, fucking asshole fuck! Go fuck yourself! Take a flying fuck! Fuck a duck! Who gives a fuck! What the fuck! Fuckin' A! Fuck! Fuck ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!


Oh, and cock, I like cock.


And I like when you can use both

---

fuck cock!

setaside2

I'll admit that using bitch is always fun, even if it's utterly irrelevant.

"Fuckin' BITCH cake man." and you really are discussing cake.

I would use the term c*nt but for some reason, it's a word only girls are allowed to use, kind of like only black guys being able to use the word n*gger. Double standards BAH Fuckin hate those bitches.

My dad always said that swearing revealed a limited vocabulary and that people who swear alot are hamstrung by their inability to communicate themselves in a proper and eloquent fashion...

hmm...

then what the fuck am I doing on a goddam scraggly-fucking-ass poetry board?

nah to me it's a farce. There are plenty of people who write well and still cannot express themselves as humans one bit. Swears or no swears.

Sharon_Hearts_PJ

Originally posted by Being Enlightened
Oh, and cock, I like cock.

Right on!







Hehe. I believe that's also my favorite "cuss word" as of late.

setaside2

she LOVES the cock.

GetRight1981

shitbag!

Radar(Baba)O'Riley

Originally posted by setaside2
she LOVES the cock.

High protein, low carbs.
Who doesn't love cock?




Wait, we're talking poultry, right?

Right :(

Sharon_Hearts_PJ

Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
High protein, low carbs.
Who doesn't love cock?




Wait, we're talking poultry, right?

Right :(

Of course!
um, uh, er....

Edveddmfc

Not sure if it's a cussword, but for some reason I really like the word cunt.
Motherfucker too

setaside2

you know, there really isn't anything like a good MOTHERFUCKER!

LOL

so he's got a point.

dammitalltahell

one word said just like that

my friend in high school always said "fuckin shin fuck"

I had no idea what it meant but it always cracks me up.

My personal fave of the moment is the term CLUSTERFUCK

oh it's so apropos so many times a day....