what's YOUR favorite cussword???
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if i stub my toe in front of a child?
i like to say "fudgesicles"
later, yo!
i like to say "fudgesicles"
later, yo!
It's all yellow.
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or "fuck", "fucking" "fucker" "mother fucker"
but i do like to say "poo"
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"foot"
Try it next time instead of the other F.
You can use it carelessly at work, school, bowling alleys, RV parks, ice cream socials, bar mitzvahs, fire drills, lunar landings, American Idol auditions, cockroach juggling classes, etc.
My morality rating has gone up 16 points since using it.
And yours could, too.
yes but in your sig. it clearly says "frank"........you have a dirty mouth on you.........
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But the prefix is "you goddamn piggy-"
I'd foot that up every time
Shizzle mah nizzle.
snoop dawgie dawg is in da hizouse.
I'm also fond of "Scruffy looking nerf herder";)
"asshat" is another I use frequently.
say
"Miercoles" (mee-air-co-lays) !!
this is hypercool, cuz Miercoles means Wednesday!!!!!!
in usual day-speak, i'm much more inclined to cuss when i'm HAPPY than when i'm pissed....
like :: holy fuck, no way
no fucking way
no fucking holy way, you've got to be kiddin'
fuckin bitchin' awesome DUDE
way rad fuck kickass gnarled shit DUDE
so can youz tell i'm stuck in retro surfmode pacificuss
sweet peachy creamed shit, batman~~~
ahh, dats more ladylike, giggles*****
Tits and Arse!!
does it for me!
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
My girlfriend can often be heard saying to me in a very quiet, very sad, very wounded-puppy voice: "You're a penis."
i just wept .
a solitary tear crept down my face.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
laynes song? it's BEAUtiful
i always thought "scheiza" (german) was a really fierce cussword, until i said it around some germans and they laughed at me...
it is, essentially.... "oh darn"
oh, and "dag-nab-it" is great!
Balls!
and
Bless us and shave us!
Currently my own curses are more run of the mill, like shit and bloody hell.
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it'll start with something tame, hell, right out of Better Off Dead:
"WHAT in the name of all that is holy..."
and what exactly is meant by holy?
"holy FUCK you crab ass piece of pig swizzle"
and what is a pig swizzle? Read Jude the Obscure LOL
OHHHHH I don't know... I just love colorful metaphor... I completely agree with cassia up there. The surfer dude has an inflection that MEANS something, hell yeah.
Also, for those who pretend to swear, it may not be original but I am quite sure that, high school, my friends and I were the first to actually adopt the term SMURF as an all inclusive exclamation and noun replacement for long extended periods of time...
"Hey! Did you check out the smurf who smurfed that smurfette up the smurf? Holy smurfing SMURF that's smurfy."
"Yeah well, I wasn't too smurfin' impressed. As far as I'm concerned he can smurf himself AND smurf this while he's smurfing himself. Now THAT'll be smurfy."
or the Cartman standard "FUCK fuckity fuck fuck fuck"
OH he's a jolly asshole which nobody can deny.
My dad, he never swears, so when he says fuck, he completely means it in the way that the censors do not want you to use it. Also, it means that someone is likely in the deepest shit they've ever dug. Also, mostly likely, it was me.
My mother used racist terms constantly until I took her to task. Now I'm sure that she still says them under her breath but at least I don't have to hear them.
Why don't you tell that guy to take a flying FUCK?
oh man, I have this dictionary of American slang... it's incredible. It has all KINDS of new shit and old shit and that sort of thing where all you do is read it and become a metaphorical GENIUS in the art of the swear.
I'm smurfin rambling so I'm getting the holy fuck out of here goddammit so FACK OFF ya DUNGWITS.
"You'd make a man's piss come out in lumps, listenin' to yez"(always a handy riposte in a crowded bar, to the bar-bore)
"F*ck that f*cker over there to f*ck, sure, for f*ck's sake" (best instruction I ever heard on a building site)
"The f*ckin' f*cker's f*ckin' f*cked"(when a shovel gets broken)
"You're like a dog with two pricks"(to someone who thinks they've only just discovered lurve)
"F*ck my old boots" (when you find a golden archaeological anomaly, as you're digging a drainage channel into the playing fields out the back garden)
....
hands down...
Oh, and cock, I like cock.
And I like when you can use both
fuck cock!