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CranMalReign has been on the planet for a quarter of a century!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by FinsburyParkCarrots
    Happy birthday, CranMalReign.

    :)

    Thank you kindly, Sir Carrots!
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  • tracingdaisiestracingdaisies Posts: 40
    ...I logged on, thinking maybe CranMal hadn't let everyone know it was his birthday. ::laughs::

    A'ite, so he's a birthday whore. Ignore any tales of woe he might give you, as that really frigging old guy has been smothered in presents lately.

    Happy Birthday, asshat.
    I wish I was a Democrat
    One that had a chance to win
    I wish I was a Republican
    But would I be a human being?
    --from 'Wishlist,' 7/6/03, Philadelphia

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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by tracingdaisies
    ...I logged on, thinking maybe CranMal hadn't let everyone know it was his birthday. ::laughs::

    A'ite, so he's a birthday whore. Ignore any tales of woe he might give you, as that really frigging old guy has been smothered in presents lately.

    Happy Birthday, asshat.

    LOL! asshat! That's great! :D

    You have yourself a fantastic birthday night, ASSHAT! :) I'm outta here!

    Have fun! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    It's not my birfenday anymore.

    :(
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  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Yeah, yeah! It's not mine either, get over it! :D

    Did ya have a good time last night? :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I have 9 months until mine ya wildcats.


    and yet. it will go so fast it doesn't matter.


    a very merry unbirthday TO YOU

    to me

    to you
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    oh!!! poor widdle cwanman...


    dis him not his birfay no mores???


    :( pooh...
    It's all yellow.


  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    okay.

    I laughed my ass off on dat one

    *that

    po widdle cwan cwan cwannymo

    lol
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    :) Yella, yousa sooo funny! :)

    I wonder where our poor wittle bubby ish????

    And seta---Merry Unbirthday!!!!!!! Well, that's purdy dang funny too!!! And a very Merry Unbirthday to all! LOL! Love "Alice In Wonderland"!

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • YellowYellow Posts: 699
    ok... so who's next???
    mine's right after solstice, and preparations must needs begin



    :D
    It's all yellow.


  • Being EnlightenedBeing Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Yellow
    ok... so who's next???
    mine's right after solstice, and preparations must needs begin



    :D

    Well then, since there are no other takers, looks like you're next! :D

    Ha! Ha! Ha! *rubs hands together menacingly* ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    mr. baba's last post....




    a moment of silence, if you please...



    AND




    cran? feeling old yet?.... geezer.... :)
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by PastaNazi
    mr. baba's last post....




    a moment of silence, if you please...



    AND




    cran? feeling old yet?.... geezer.... :)

    If I do recall accurately (something becoming more and more rare due to my age), Baba came out of hiding for this post. It was very appreciated. Here's to hoping our boy has found the Force!

    As for feeling old... most of it is because of the aches, pains, constipation, cataracts, gray hairs, arthritis, memory loss, and adult diapers. But some of it is because my girlfriend still can't drink legally... but in December she'll be able to and I'll feel young and spry again!
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  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    oh... i FEEEEEEL for ya honey....


    come over here, i'll show you how to grow old gracefully



    <COUGH>
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by PastaNazi
    oh... i FEEEEEEL for ya honey....


    come over here, i'll show you how to grow old gracefully



    <COUGH>

    Here's to hoping it involves lots of Ben-Gay!
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  • setaside2setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    Originally posted by PastaNazi
    oh... i FEEEEEEL for ya honey....


    come over here, i'll show you how to grow old gracefully



    <COUGH>


    I'm sorry Cranman... but she'll be busy. :D

    happy birthday AGAIN, regardless.

    peace to the master of rot, wherever he is. And here's hoping your rheumatiz won't get in your way, mister cmr.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    hewhosedigitsshine???



    hmmmm




    indeed, mr. cran... apparently I will be QUITE busy



    *crosses fingers*
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Well shit.

    Some unbirthday this is turning out to be!
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  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    you know...

    it's only 51 days till mine...

    we should prolly start getting ready, yeah?
  • CranMalReignCranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by PastaNazi
    you know...

    it's only 51 days till mine...

    we should prolly start getting ready, yeah?

    :: immediately logs on to http://www.latexbodysuits.com ::
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  • DopeBeastieDopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    oh, i so do NOT wanna know....
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