CranMalReign has been on the planet for a quarter of a century!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being Enlightened
Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
edited May 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Most happiest of days my dear friend!!!!

SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK and a pinch to grow an inch! ;):D

So, 25 years and 9 months ago a whole lotta love and a little spermy and a little egg made the marvel that we now affectionately call "The Cran Man"! Thank you Mr. & Mrs. Reign for blessing us with his lovely presence!

I hope you have a fantastic birthday, my pimmy! :D
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
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  • Yellow
    Yellow Posts: 699
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK:D



    :D:D:D



    Happy Birthday GrampaCranITinkIMadeAPoopyPantsReign!!!

    What better day to sieze butt this?



    ...enjoy!
    It's all yellow.


  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Happy Birthday Cran-man!!!!
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    hippity hoppity happy burfday!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
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  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG, matey.

    Time to walk the SPANK plank.

    There be Hammerhand sharks below to keep yar ass afloatin'.

    spankspankspankSHARKFINspankspankspank
    spankspank    SHARKBOOOOODYspankspankspank
    spank    CRAN'S AAAAAAAASSSSSSSS spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank ANOTHER PIECE OF CRAN'S ASS spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank UH-OH, HE POOPED HIMSELF spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    i see it takes an auspicous occasion as the day Cran showed himself to the world, to bring the Radar out of the woodwork!

    How are you my friend?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    And it looks like the Birthday boy is doing up the celebrations right and taking the day off work! :D (Lucky bugger! :D)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Does anybody else feel like the lights are out and we've been waiting too long for the birthday boy to show up for the party.
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    Crans fact of the day
    on this day in history
    On Feb. 25, 1870, Hiram R. Revels, R-Miss., became the first black member of the United States Senate as he was sworn in to serve out the unexpired term of Jefferson Davis .

    1943 Beatles guitarist George Harrison was born in Liverpool, .

    1983 Playwright Tennessee Williams was found dead in his New York hotel suite; he was 71.

    1963 - The Beatles released their first U.S. single "Please Please Me."

    1995 - Lyle Lovett broke his collarbone riding a motorcycle in Mexico.

    1948 - Communists seized power in Czechoslovakia
    and your quote of the day is

    "How had he dared to tell her that he loved her? His life had hitherto moved in separate ways. In one he had killed, in another he had been a friend, in yet another the lover of girls met by chance. A new life, indeed! For the first time, he realized that there is only one life. There is no 'old' and 'new' life. Nothing in life sinks into oblivion and no act can be undone. "
    - Jerzy Andrzejewski
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    HOORAY FOR ME!!!

    :: CMR does birthday dance ::

    :: CMR in birthday suit ::

    Much appreciation for the birthday thread! Thank you all!

    No day off for me. Just late arrival. Celebrated Mardi Gras a little too much last night. ;)

    HOORAY!!!

    And thanks for stopping by, Radar! You've been missed!

    Thank you all! YAY!
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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    HOORAY!!!!!

    What a glorious day!

    The skies are no longer grey!

    Yipeeee--kye----yay!!!!!!! :D:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    The skies are burned by the smoldering flames of a richly SPANKED Cran Ass.

    As a birthday present, I bought The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. True, I got it for me, but it was purchased based on your erudite recommendation.

    Ya failed to mention, Mr. S. Evening, that today is also Larry Gelbart's birthday. He wrote and produced the greatest tv show ever: M*A*S*H. :D

    Thanks for the missing-of-me. I'll return whenever there's a SPANKING to give. :D
  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    theres always a spanking here with your name on it.
    after all, its the only thing you want so much!
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    theres always a spanking here with your name on it.
    after all, its the only thing you want so much!

    :D:D:D:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    As a birthday present, I bought The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. True, I got it for me, but it was purchased based on your erudite recommendation.

    Enjoy it! Hooray!
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  • Yellow
    Yellow Posts: 699
    Originally posted by sultryevening
    your quote of the day is

    "How had he dared to tell her that he loved her? His life had hitherto moved in separate ways. In one he had killed, in another he had been a friend, in yet another the lover of girls met by chance. A new life, indeed! For the first time, he realized that there is only one life. There is no 'old' and 'new' life. Nothing in life sinks into oblivion and no act can be undone. "
    - Jerzy Andrzejewski


    sheyoo! that is one HELL of a quote :)


    (hellow mr. radar :):):))
    It's all yellow.


  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    This down here: it's totally unclean but somehow I think it's probably fairly accurate. Kudos to Radar's finely tuned sense of sociality and birthdays.


    So here's a sincerely MACHO and DEEPpinky sinky HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a really manly man (or, you know, close enough)

    Happy birthday CranMALREiGN. Hope the next quartercen is twice as nice because the one after that is saved for metamucil.

    ah you know what I mean. :D:D:D:D Have a day sir.

    SETA
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG, matey.

    Time to walk the SPANK plank.

    There be Hammerhand sharks below to keep yar ass afloatin'.

    spankspankspankSHARKFINspankspankspank
    spankspank    SHARKBOOOOODYspankspankspank
    spank    CRAN'S AAAAAAAASSSSSSSS spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank ANOTHER PIECE OF CRAN'S ASS spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank UH-OH, HE POOPED HIMSELF spankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspankspank
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Hi seta! Nice to see you out and about today too!!!!

    :D:D:D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by setaside2
    This down here: it's totally unclean but somehow I think it's probably fairly accurate. Kudos to Radar's finely tuned sense of sociality and birthdays.


    So here's a sincerely MACHO and DEEPpinky sinky HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a really manly man (or, you know, close enough)

    Happy birthday CranMALREiGN. Hope the next quartercen is twice as nice because the one after that is saved for metamucil.

    ah you know what I mean. :D:D:D:D Have a day sir.

    SETA

    Thank you, Seta!

    It's good to see these sorely missed faces coming out for my birthday!

    I'm reminded of "Eddie Walker" by Ben Folds Five.
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  • Sharon_Hearts_PJ
    Sharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    Happy Day to you, CranMal. You will always be 10.5 months older than me!
    :D:D:D
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • CranMalReign
    CranMalReign Posts: 1,928
    Originally posted by 13PJ13
    Happy Day to you, CranMal. You will always be 10.5 months older than me!
    :D:D:D

    I'll always be 10.5 months older than you, but you're catching up!

    Today, you're 96.5% of my age! But just think... in exactly one year, you'll be 96.6%! You're gaining on me!

    I must be slowing down in my old age, eh?
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