As my English Teacher always Said

Goulet

when i'm:

in this one dream i'm always so excited almost too excited and almost more excited then i should be and i can walk in the air like it would matter if someone could do that and maybe in the dream i'm a great person and maybe i even ride a buffalo over the green-green plains of Canada and all teh polar bears and grizzley bears and mice tramp on by and talk to themselves about how they hate me but love to talk to my buffalo because she is so enticing to them she can weave a tale of words so far and so good and so grand that it can capture every other ear within shouting distance and make them sit in trance by a fireplace with a hot cup of coffee and there she tells them about Hollywood and about Big City New York and about the Florida Keys and about London Tea Time and they will all gaze at her and wonder why her eyes are so sad and so deep and so brown-black

Goulet

you:

said i was a mysterious Scorpion and so i winked at you winkwink and then you gave me some Lion Tea and I turned into a Lion with sunglasses and a Peppermint Tail and you smiled and giggled with your hand over your teeth and i wondered what in teh Hell it would be like to kiss you and so i took you out dancing or rather you took me and made me dance to country and western songs that you love and i love too and you rubbed yourself all over me until i felt good and drunk and good and drunk and in your red boots you kicked up your heels and said you'd be back in a couple minutes from the bathroom and left me sitting at a table of your friends and they were much older then me and gave me Lolly Pops and said I was Adorable and a Cute Tiger and I had springs in my legs and bags under my eyes and i forgot to tell you how beautiful you looked under teh sea-green ox-grey lights that blazed and ruptured above my eyes because your hair was so black and thick and beautiful and your eyes were so brown-green and Big City and beautiful and your body was so sexy and moving and beautiful i just wish i got to sit inside your mind for a little longer now that would have been fun maybe next time though right Cluckers-Zippo-Lighteningbolt-Vikingrapture-Sweetmilk

Goulet

he said this to me:

Jimmy crack your corn because I don't fucking care about your fucking poetry if you could call it fucking poetry becaue poetry about fucking and with the word fuck is way too Over The Top so fuck off you Criminal

Goulet

also this:

plagerism is the highest form of flattery

Goulet

a dream:

i was going to be on the High School Track Team and i never had been before so after much debate i decided to see what all the hub-bub was and i was dropped off at the High School Gymnasium and i walked through the front doors and the Track Coaches smiled and looked happy that i was there and as i walked away from them into the building i heard them say "oh he'll be good for the swim team because he got that slender-type build and will look good in Speedos" and i thought to myself that that was quite strange since i was there for teh Track Team but i got inside and changed into my Track Team Outfit in the middle of teh Gym with everyone else changing in and out of clothes adn underwear it was all very unarrousing though because everyone was so self-conscious about wearing those little Track Team Shorts so when all that was done and teh Gym Lights were so bright and glaring and looking the Coaches called us to gather around and told all teh Old Track Team People to get into the lines of their events and all teh New Track Team People to wait for their name to be called and then they too could line up so i waited and waited expecting to be on teh Swim Team and expecting to wear a Speedo and have all teh girls stare at my crotch but then my name was called and i was put in the line for "Black Magic and Gothic" and i thought that was weird because how does that apply to a Track Team but then i saw that next to me was a line for Artists and also a line for Hurrdles so i accepted that the Black Magic line must have something to do with running and jumping or throwing something then we had to get in line according to how good we were in our Event and i tried to get to teh front because i guess i thought i was pretty good at Black Magic but teh Coaches came by and told me to go to teh back so i did and the guy in front of me who had a white painted face with black lip stick and eye shadow turned adn said "don't worry man you'll get up there sooner or later Black Magic ain't that hard" and then everyone in all the lines in teh whole Gym everyone on teh whole Track Team started doing some kind of Step Dance Aerobic type thing and i was completely lost and as we were doing one of teh moves everyone's legs got tangled and we all fell on top of eachother all sweaty and hot and sticky and i felt all these hands grabbing at my crotch and playing with my penis and that made me excited but also a little mad so i started grabbing back and squeezing just as hard as they were squeezing me and my hands were full of flesh and ass and breast and crotch and it was amazing but then everyone got back on their feet when a whistle blew and they were all looking around sort of ashamed and sort of satisfied and sort of horny and i was all of a sudden wearing Speedos and all the girls were looking at me and my crotch with Big Lusty Eyes and Wet Drooling Lips and also all the guys were looking at me so i just shrugged my shoulders

Goulet

sarcasm:

just one type of irony that always comes back to kick me in the ass the other kind is DRAMATIC IRONY

Goulet

i feel like:

a daisy that really really really really wants to die maybe i'll get hit by a car or a hammer tonight

Goulet

mushrooms make:

me crap rainbows

Goulet

boo hiss:

shame you're a sham

FinsburyParkCarrots

My English teacher said,
"Don't patronise me."

I was eleven.

Goulet

eh, eh:

hmm mm mm hmm mm mm moan moan i tossed the I Ching it told me to buy a house and settle down OR to move to a Big City and live with a Pretty Girl who would make me follow my dreams i follow koans and i eh eh i eh i eheh eh moan moan sour-puss

Goulet

now i'm:

happy and my heart feels like:

flutter fluter fluter flutter flutes and bells and flutterflutterflutter:

girls will all be the end of me

Goulet

today:

i have no stories yet

Being Enlightened

Originally posted by Goulet
today:

i have no stories yet

That's a shame! :( I don't own my mind today, it's out on loan to the corporation. I am a vacuous vacuum. It's sucking my will to live. I am full of grey and it matters not to them--I am matterless! It's fantastic and great for morale!

I want to bathe in chocolate milk and then go stand out in the cold and the snow and turn into a chocolate popsicle, lick-a-dee-split

Goulet

i wish:

i could unhinge my jaw

Goulet

you know that:

really good high you get when you smoke the last of your bag and you start reminising about all the times you've stoned and you're pretty sure this is the most and then you realize that it probably is

BhagavadGita

Originally posted by Goulet
you know that:

really good high you get when you smoke the last of your bag and you start reminising about all the times you've stoned and you're pretty sure this is the most and then you realize that it probably is

do you like grilled peanut butter and jelly?

Goulet

I'm back:

from the wayside farside nearside upside downside part of town and my feet feels a little lighter and my heart feels a little heavier but i think that's probably a good thing and i had a dream that my cat died

Goulet

and i remember:

when your tea kettle was tipping and pouring and spilling and i was in a dreamlike state or at elast really stoned but you didn't really know because i never told you that i did so many drugs and all the time and i think you might hate me a little bit if i said so but your body radiates heat just like you say mine does and maybe that's why you couldn't sleep so well saturday night and why i couldn't remember any of my dreams which i usually do or maybe that performance we saw the one with teh dream sequence and the man in the moon swinging by a rope and Lonesome Pete and his ghost horse and all the birds and lizards maybe that was too surreal and it fucked up my head or maybe it was just all those kisses you layed on my face and neck i'm just not sure

john girl

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