As my English Teacher always Said

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  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Man, you're a crusty fucker and your poetry, if you can call it that, sucks the BIG one and I hate you because you have no soul!

    You can breathe--that in itself is spectacular, asshole! FUCK YOU!

    yes, thank you
    now i have to go take a bath
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    yes, thank you
    now i have to go take a bath

    Don't forget to wash your jingles, real good! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    Don't forget to wash your jingles, real good! :D

    the only thing i do in a bath is touch myself
    just like everyone else

    now stop soiling my thread
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    the only thing i do in a bath is touch myself
    just like everyone else

    now stop soiling my thread


    That's why I like to take a nice, long, hot, steamy bath! ;)


    OK, but soiling threads is what I do best! :( :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    That's why I like to take a nice, long, hot, steamy bath! ;)


    OK, but soiling threads is what I do best! :( :D

    as long as you admit that its your thing then go ahead
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    as long as you admit that its your thing then go ahead

    :D:D:D:D

    I am THEE soiler of threads!

    SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK YOU for letting me be me! :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    time to get serious:

    headache massacre and all that and then when the itching starts go downtown and buy some ointment and do a dance with teh homeless guy in teh alley as you put that fire-needle in your happy-arm and if you begin to see blankets moving in teh stratosphere you had better get ome to your lovely-lovely bottle of redwine and drinkdrinkdrink so all the spacemen call your name out in space inside their space suits and you can hear them screaming your name in pain and orgasm and then you fall asleep with a great joy welling up inside you and you begin to think about philosophy.
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    had a dream:

    last night i opened my eyes and saw a blue figure standing over me and that figure said many things but i didn't think it was talking to me so i didn't listen very closely and now i can't remember anything it said but i think it went something like:

    had a subway train
    up the mountainside
    it runs in the dark
    when i need to see my friends
    i travel
    to teh drug-store
    find some drugs
    and wine
    and we go toward the back
    the room is cool
    and the weather is warm
    if only you didn't clap so loud
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    sound-light-time-matter-not-machine:

    hurts my eardrums with teh drumdrumdrumming and the poundpoundpounding and all the traveling back in time and having the brainwaves fucked with and all splattered in different angles and motions and where the hell am i and where the fuck are you and which way is teh donut shop because i fucking need a goddamn cup of fucking coffee:

    i have a splitting fucking headache:

    my knuckles are raw and my head is scraped because i did a face plant into a table while trying to be a rock star and i was drunk and stoned and very much happy with myself and everything in my life was good because i was bleeding and playing Isis by Bob Dylan and thought i was in outer space:

    fuck i've got to get a hold of myself before i go stir crazy:

    fuck
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    teeth like:

    chatterchatterchatter and bitebitebite cause its cold out here or in here or whereever the fuck i am or whereever the fuck you are or something like that and my fingers are like chatterchatterchatter and clickity-click-clack and i remember how your eyes looked in the morning after a long restless night because you couldn't sleep with my arms around you and i couldn't sleep on my side and your hot breath was always on my neck and your eyelashes tick-tick-tickling at my check and i could feel the cold of your body and i always wondered what you were dreaming of was it:

    philosophy and religion and historical context-type things or sexual situations or bi-sexual situations or planets made of orange juice and heaping mounds of mountain snow or about faces you've never seen or faces you've seen or about skydiving out of a flying pirate ship or about the end of the world and the deer that eats teh last blade of grass in the existance of man because those are the dreams that i had and have and will have or maybe you just dreamt of:

    me or maybe you dreamt of all the stupid things you ever said or you dreamt of being prettier or skinnier or more famous or smarter but those are stupid things too right
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    that:

    chick in the corner
    making heavy bad mellow eyes
    at me
    wants me
    heavy bad
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Goulet
    teeth like:

    chatterchatterchatter and bitebitebite cause its cold out here or in here or whereever the fuck i am or whereever the fuck you are or something like that and my fingers are like chatterchatterchatter and clickity-click-clack and i remember how your eyes looked in the morning after a long restless night because you couldn't sleep with my arms around you and i couldn't sleep on my side and your hot breath was always on my neck and your eyelashes tick-tick-tickling at my check and i could feel the cold of your body and i always wondered what you were dreaming of was it:

    philosophy and religion and historical context-type things or sexual situations or bi-sexual situations or planets made of orange juice and heaping mounds of mountain snow or about faces you've never seen or faces you've seen or about skydiving out of a flying pirate ship or about the end of the world and the deer that ets teh last blade of grass in the existance of man because those are the dreams that i had and have and will have or maybe you just dreamt of:

    me or maybe you dreamt of all the stupid things you ever said or you dreamt of being prettier or skinnier or more famous or smarter but those are stupid things too right

    Beautiful dreamer.
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    i'm so stupid i could:

    look out for the time when my brain might explode because you might get some on you even if you live in saskatuan and i don't want my brain matter or my mind matter to spoil anyone's beautiful-beautiful evening plans or a date with your pretty coworker the one with the GREAT ASS that all teh male coworkers fawn over because she is the darling of the department and from the time that i eat my soup to the time that we start to kiss will be about 2 minutes because your lips are so sour i bet and i could give a fuck that you're 7 years older then me because i like the little wrinkles by your eyes i think they are fucking damn sexy but really its all about your lips and your hair because that one time in class you wore your hair in pig tails and that drove me absolutely batty and you had this dark kind of lip stick on and that drove me batty and i think you were dressed in a school girl outfit so maybe that had a little to do with it too but fuck i mean fuck i just lost my fucking marbles you are fucking pretty and i really fucking mean that no i'm not drunk well maybe a little but remember to duck when my brain explodes from having too much information and knowig too much about inane Sports facts or Greek Mythology or ways to get Poetry to sound good or something like that
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    damnit:

    my brain is a-dry
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    this is how it happened:

    when i was young i met this older girl and she was fair and had fair skin and fair eyes and brown-green eyes and she was a city girl and had a messy stove in her messy apartment and even eating popcorn with her made everything seem like it glowed just like the elephants that twirl the rainbow-colored wedges that are tied to glowing-glowing strings and at night-time when the country and western music is playig loudly and the lead guitar player is falling asleep while belting out honky-tonkin solos that's when she would grab my back muscles and whisper things into my ears that i could barely hear and then the raindrop-christmas lights in the color of leprachaun eyes dangled above us and we hit them with our hands because i'm tall and have long arms and she calls me young and adorable and annoying and depressed and crazy-insane and my brain spins at 300 miles per hour in a slanted direction so that i can barely see even with my glasses off and then in the morning we eat pancakes with peanut butter and clear syrup and listen to Bob Dylan sing the song he wrote for Sara in the Chelsea Hotel
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    i'd like to help you:

    but i forgot to find my hat today and its a hat i like to help people in its sort of blue and green and bluish-green and has one of those things on top so sorry
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i'd like to help you:

    but i forgot to find my hat today and its a hat i like to help people in its sort of blue and green and bluish-green and has one of those things on top so sorry

    I have a camel coloured suede hat.
    Check out my collective--last poem entitled A Closer Look/What's for dinner?---I'm really dgging the colour black! And I have you to thank for that!ps SPANK!Have a closer look! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    things couldn't be:

    if i thought before that my day dreams and night mares and dark dreams were all blended up and mashed and jumping around together in a bottom-less pit then i don't think i ever really knew anything or at least hadn't seen any brown-green southern eyes before or hadn't seen any real Memphis Lips before because now my head dreams are all about being out in a desert and at night when it gets really really really cold and there's no place to hide or get warmth except by cutting open a cactus and climbing inside using a grapling hook and some buttermilk pancakes
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    i once juggled monkey's balls in bathroom stalls and climbed the walls trying to find some time i wish i was young again and had a new name and a new face and a new life in a new place and when i get old people will remember all the things i never said and when they see me they'll just look away and i'll just keep on walking until my feet fall off and this monkey on my back just jumps right off and then i'll be able to sleep and when i sleep i can dream of all the things i never did and i can be happy knowing i'll die with a smile on my face
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    my eyes:

    dark brown no dark green no dark blue no dark grey no dark red no dark orange no dark yellow no dark black no dark pink no just a little of all those and also sometimes like a Lion Eye and as big as a Titanium Balloon and gone on down the trails like Bob Dylan and Woody Guthrie hand-in-hand and laughing and singing and laughing

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