Ode to Bench Press

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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    did you ever get the feeling
    that you were falling when you were sitting down
    and then you get the feeling that the air is visible
    and then you get the feeling
    that everyone is looking at you
    and you're going to get caught
    and you try to make sure you haven't done anything weird
    like cough up a lung or fart
    or you make sure there's no snot hanging out of your nose
    and then you get the feeling that everyone loves you
    and you just want to smile a lot
    but you're already smiling a lot

    I try not to be paranoid. I don't care what other people think of me and a lot of them think I'm weird so, if I do weird things that's okay, they expect that from me anyway. If my weirdness is that exciting then, go ahead and look, it matters not to me.

    I am almost always smiling! :D:D:D:D

    OOOOPS! I just giggled and some milk & orange juice just came flying out of my nose and now I'm laughing like a hyena and spewing a white-orange flow from my nose! And everyone is LOOKING AT ME! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    I like to think of myself as a clucking chicken, sometimes.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    I like to think of myself as a clucking chicken, sometimes.

    LOL! You know what's scary? I used to do a wicked dying chicken impression for my sisters, full on, falling on the floor and everything and we'd laugh and we'd laugh! Good times!

    Cock-a-doodle-doo, Goulet, cock-a-doodle-doo! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • BhagavadGita
    BhagavadGita Posts: 1,748
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    LOL! You know what's scary? I used to do a wicked dying chicken impression for my sisters, full on, falling on the floor and everything and we'd laugh and we'd laugh! Good times!

    Cock-a-doodle-doo, Goulet, cock-a-doodle-doo! :D

    Dam! I want to be in your family tree BE.
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    Dam! I want to be in your family tree BE.

    i want to know why she used to do that but doesn't anymore
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by BhagavadGita
    Dam! I want to be in your family tree BE.

    Ah, gee, thanks! :)

    Well, my sister's are just great but that's about it! The rest of 'em suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Well, not my Nanny or Poppy but they're dead so I'm not sure if that counts?)

    My 2 little sisters and my nephew are my family now and they ROCK! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    i want to know why she used to do that but doesn't anymore

    I would still do it but it hasn't been called for in a while. Now that you've mentioned it, they may get a clucking surprise next time we're all together! :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    Originally posted by Being Enlightened
    I would still do it but it hasn't been called for in a while. Now that you've mentioned it, they may get a clucking surprise next time we're all together! :D

    it is best to surprise people with something as wonderful as a clucking chicken impression
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Goulet
    it is best to surprise people with something as wonderful as a clucking chicken impression

    :D Not only a clucking chicken impression but a dying clucking chicken impression--it's really quite brilliant--wish you all could see it! :p It's one thing I'm actually quite good at.
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I have been waiting at the gym. Patience was not a virtue. Flexing in the mirror. Pining for the pose off. The guy said he would be here. Stuck in my speedo with eyes boring holes through my pecs. Said his name was Goulet. Said to wait right here, that he would return.
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Goulet
    Goulet Posts: 918
    that sounds like a challenge
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Too many steroids
    My feet look like hooves
    Hairs growing in places
    Not even my spouse has seen
    Balls the size of raisons
    Brain to match it too
    Flexing in the mirror
    Impressing me
    Fuck you
    The girls they like the look
    Being with a dumb
    Body
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Sound
    Sound Posts: 579
    i can't see you

    my imagination is at your service
    It was a dream, not a nightmare. A beautiful dream I could never imagined in a thousand nods. I saw this girl next to me, she wasn't beautiful until she smiled. And I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following. Soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color. And I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

    Jim Carrol

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