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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    La, La, La, connect the dots
    There's the big dipper
    La, La, La, hey there's another space ship
    And the driver's picking his nose
    Eeeeew!
    Wave when you get to the bridge buddy
    No, oh, no, yes, he just ate it
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Pilot to C.D. where are you
    The aliens are getting restless
    B.E. can you calm the savage beast
    They seem to be pissed off
    Due to the Pearl Jam DVD
    Being shot only in the east
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Oh man, just when I thought we had it under control

    OK kids, come on over here
    We can't always get what we want
    So, I don't want to hear anymore DVD complaints
    You've got to appreciate what you get sometimes
    Would you all like a massage
    Or shall I read you a story
    We could play a game of scrabble
    e.f., I think C.D.'s off taking a nap
    Maybe a little too much to drink
    I'll entertain the crew
    Just be sure to keep us on course here captain
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Pilot says "is this all we've got?"
    "No airconditioning in this ufo and I'm hot"
    Tell those aliens to make us a meal
    If we were on land
    I'd make the tires squeal

    So off we go
    Through outerspace
    Three little humans
    And a ufo full of an alien race

    Another smoke
    Another nosh
    Be on our way to Mars
    According to the aliens
    They have some pretty good bars
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    I'm real excited
    Alien food, I'm in an alien mood
    Red hot planet
    "Dammit Janet"!
    Let's get this thing moving
    I'm in the mood for grooving
    Up, up and away
    Time for the kids to play!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Nearing Mars
    Navigating the stars
    Looks like a human head
    On that planet of red
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    A little of Ziggy's star dust for you all :D
    A llittle of Ziggy's star dust for me :D
    Let's get on the travelling suits
    We want to be able to get out & still breathe
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Our little friends are getting nervous
    Seems this is not there home
    We could just leave them here
    To die all alone
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Now what kind of earthlings
    Would we be then
    I like these little green guys
    I know think of them as friends

    Hey! I see C.D. has awoken from his slumber! Hello!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Damn C.D. never around when you need him
    He might push a few out the door
    Before we plan our little plot
    Mars we should explore
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • puremagic
    puremagic Posts: 1,907
    When I look in the mirror
    I see green eyes staring back,
    I wonder if people think I'm evil or
    an alien or is it just an un-natural look. Green, mother nature's way of letting us know life is always growing.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • ColumbusDecanter
    ColumbusDecanter Posts: 40
    I was not drunk or asleep, merely awed with the stars
    I may have had a few too many drinks, but I've been to my share of bars...

    Seen my share of scars and deaths and bomb threats...
    Seen even some porno flicks with literally naked chefs!...

    (they were female of course)
    So maybe they were cooks...
    With glass-cutting nipples...
    ...Some literally killer looks...

    I even wrote a term paper once on why ursa major looks like a big boner (dont ask!)


    But I'm digressing again,
    At a vital time, when...
    The aliens are coming
    Awake... to life again!

    I think I'll steal some Radiohead verse
    "In an intastella burst...
    I am back to save the universe!!!"

    Angry aliens... Big eyes... and green bodies...
    I dont think they are annoyed by the dust ...
    but by our racial profiling follies...


    We are stereotyping them as intelligent
    We are labeling them as perceptive...
    We are pushing them down a flight of jagged...biting...socially unaccepted stairs....

    Maybe we should just ask them who their leader is and get the fuck out of here! After all, if they're as geeky as we assume, they probably aren't going to bite!
    Bleeting and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream... Wave upon wave of demented avengance march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Lets leave just one couple on Mars
    Wow look at Earth amongst the stars
    Next stop could be Uranus
    I'm not liking the name of that already
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Who's anus
    Oh Uranus
    Well grease 'er up

    Wait...no...the probing thing is over

    But maybe that's where they're from

    No f-ing wonder they probed bums

    Look at the name of the planet they're from!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • ColumbusDecanter
    ColumbusDecanter Posts: 40
    I need to get back on that nordic track...
    The aliens are chasing me... there's pain round my back
    I fear most of all their tenacious attacks...
    And I fear the possibility of them probing my sac!


    I fear so many things that I need to lay down...
    Need do put this issue six feet underground...
    Need to pull this lazer-gun off the wall that I found...
    And begin to discharge the bullets round and round...


    Fuck me for a pomposs asshole this time
    But we need to put rest to this alien's kind
    We need to destroy them or they will do us...
    We need to annihilate them and leave nothing behind...


    So I pull on the trigger...
    And what would you figure...?
    But this weapon is naught but a lovelovelove discharger...

    Suddenly the aliens are angry no more...
    They desire hugs and kisses galore...
    I'm not so superficial... and I've lost all my nerve...
    I suggest that we exit into space thru the exit door...

    It's like high school all over again!
    Bleeting and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream... Wave upon wave of demented avengance march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Out the door we jump
    Leaving the probe that one's rump
    Three of us floating in space
    Slowing down life's fast pace
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    It's kinda nice out here
    Nary a sound
    But what the fuck are we gonna do
    How will we get back on solid ground?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • puremagic
    puremagic Posts: 1,907
    It so easy to get lost floating
    not caring what direction your going
    but damn it, life dictates that we need
    solid ground just to move around.
    If only we could float, free to be.
    Banish such thoughts for to be a free spirit
    would only rock the boat.
    So I'll climb down the ladder of life
    til my feet touch the ground
    knowing that this is where we
    must start and end. On solid ground.
    But I will not bend and kiss it,
    for someday I will surely miss it.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    To think that the ground
    Has missed your feet
    Although you may not bend for it
    With each step your soles recieve it's kiss
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • puremagic
    puremagic Posts: 1,907
    some of kisses feel like a prick
    some are just painful.
    but through it all, I'll keep walking
    because at some point I know
    the ground will get smooth again.
    SIN EATERS--We take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible and absolutely necessary.

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