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  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Pulled that probe from out my butt
    Then a thought occurred to me
    And I shoved that probe
    Up an alien's butt with a twist
    That worked out better than using my fist
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    With all the aliens laying around
    I took control of the spaceship
    Set the controls for the heart of the sun
    Going to have a nice space trip
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Groovy baby
    I think that space dust
    Did work on me
    Man am I flying?!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Light up a smoke
    Watch the stars go by
    Wow space is vast
    Almost brings a tear to my eye
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Hey I've never seen that constellation before
    All of a sudden I'm an astronaut, an astronomer
    Words escape me, I just don't know what to say
    I think I'll name that grouping the constellation of Ray!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Sorry he already has one for his name
    Came out of a farm adventure that wasn't tame
    I would really like to stop at the planets
    See if there is any life

    The daydreaming has gone to my head
    I forgot the aliens were not dead
    They are starting to arise
    Even the one with the probe between its thighs
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • ColumbusDecanter
    ColumbusDecanter Posts: 40
    Instead of, by the green dudes, be hushed
    I decided to hit the red button that (in alien) said
    DO NOT PUSH...
    Bleeting and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream... Wave upon wave of demented avengance march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    A screen came down
    With an even stranger being on it
    Since the destruction of the earth was imminent
    Its instructions were translated into English
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Pardon moi?
    Ques que c'est?
    Je suis parle francias
    Non parle anglais :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Seems that these little critters
    Were just a bunch of dip shitters
    Sent to steal the crops
    Bring them back and get their props

    Little did the leader now
    I am now in charge of this little show
    A little bit of my own dust from my pocket
    Has these little critters higher than a rocket
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    High on space dust
    Watch out for space lust
    Or you'll find
    Something other than a probe in your behind
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I did find one cute
    The way her? big eyes stared at me
    What the hell am I doing
    I should save the earth
    And as a true male
    I'm thinking with the wrong head
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Pull up those pants
    Focus on the task at hand
    They're just trying to distract you
    From saving the earth, my man
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Yes commander B.E.
    I must focus on the task
    Man I need a nip of courage
    Where is that damn flask?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Shit man, you're at the helm :D
    That's OK I took a few nips too
    Beam me up e.f.
    I'll bring enough nips for me & you
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • ColumbusDecanter
    ColumbusDecanter Posts: 40
    While you're trying to be heroes
    Actions so frantic
    You've forgotten your buddy, C-D
    And all of HIS antics...

    I'll pull the new M-S-G D-V-D forth...
    and stick it in the CD shaped hole in the motherboard...

    You've all forgotten, while soaring up above...
    That "the ocean has made me, but who came up with love?"

    There's no way to save the universe without love!


    Love...Love...Love,
    Columbus Decanter


    P.S. "(N)-@M8Nr" means "play" in alien
    Bleeting and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream... Wave upon wave of demented avengance march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    It'll take all of our love
    So C.D., come on up with me
    The more the merrier I'd say
    I'll bring enough booze for three
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    What the f#%*?
    The aliens are jamming to Jam
    They even know some words
    Some are even chanting "Eddie"
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    You see, we're all not so different
    So lets all just try to get along
    We can all come together now
    We can change the universe with a song
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Where is C.D. when you need him
    He knows all the words
    He'll amuse the aliens with his crafty thoughts
    All the stars in the universe
    Look like a connect the dots
    You've changed your place in this world!

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