Pulled that probe from out my butt
Then a thought occurred to me
And I shoved that probe
Up an alien's butt with a twist
That worked out better than using my fist
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Hey I've never seen that constellation before
All of a sudden I'm an astronaut, an astronomer
Words escape me, I just don't know what to say
I think I'll name that grouping the constellation of Ray!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Sorry he already has one for his name
Came out of a farm adventure that wasn't tame
I would really like to stop at the planets
See if there is any life
The daydreaming has gone to my head
I forgot the aliens were not dead
They are starting to arise
Even the one with the probe between its thighs
Seems that these little critters
Were just a bunch of dip shitters
Sent to steal the crops
Bring them back and get their props
Little did the leader now
I am now in charge of this little show
A little bit of my own dust from my pocket
Has these little critters higher than a rocket
I did find one cute
The way her? big eyes stared at me
What the hell am I doing
I should save the earth
And as a true male
I'm thinking with the wrong head
Where is C.D. when you need him
He knows all the words
He'll amuse the aliens with his crafty thoughts
All the stars in the universe
Look like a connect the dots
La, La, La, connect the dots
There's the big dipper
La, La, La, hey there's another space ship
And the driver's picking his nose
Eeeeew!
Wave when you get to the bridge buddy
No, oh, no, yes, he just ate it
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Pilot to C.D. where are you
The aliens are getting restless
B.E. can you calm the savage beast
They seem to be pissed off
Due to the Pearl Jam DVD
Being shot only in the east
Oh man, just when I thought we had it under control
OK kids, come on over here
We can't always get what we want
So, I don't want to hear anymore DVD complaints
You've got to appreciate what you get sometimes
Would you all like a massage
Or shall I read you a story
We could play a game of scrabble
e.f., I think C.D.'s off taking a nap
Maybe a little too much to drink
I'll entertain the crew
Just be sure to keep us on course here captain
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Pilot says "is this all we've got?"
"No airconditioning in this ufo and I'm hot"
Tell those aliens to make us a meal
If we were on land
I'd make the tires squeal
So off we go
Through outerspace
Three little humans
And a ufo full of an alien race
Another smoke
Another nosh
Be on our way to Mars
According to the aliens
They have some pretty good bars
I'm real excited
Alien food, I'm in an alien mood
Red hot planet
"Dammit Janet"!
Let's get this thing moving
I'm in the mood for grooving
Up, up and away
Time for the kids to play!
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
A little of Ziggy's star dust for you all
A llittle of Ziggy's star dust for me
Let's get on the travelling suits
We want to be able to get out & still breathe
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
Comments
Then a thought occurred to me
And I shoved that probe
Up an alien's butt with a twist
That worked out better than using my fist
I took control of the spaceship
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
Going to have a nice space trip
I think that space dust
Did work on me
Man am I flying?!
Watch the stars go by
Wow space is vast
Almost brings a tear to my eye
All of a sudden I'm an astronaut, an astronomer
Words escape me, I just don't know what to say
I think I'll name that grouping the constellation of Ray!
Came out of a farm adventure that wasn't tame
I would really like to stop at the planets
See if there is any life
The daydreaming has gone to my head
I forgot the aliens were not dead
They are starting to arise
Even the one with the probe between its thighs
I decided to hit the red button that (in alien) said
DO NOT PUSH...
With an even stranger being on it
Since the destruction of the earth was imminent
Its instructions were translated into English
Ques que c'est?
Je suis parle francias
Non parle anglais
Were just a bunch of dip shitters
Sent to steal the crops
Bring them back and get their props
Little did the leader now
I am now in charge of this little show
A little bit of my own dust from my pocket
Has these little critters higher than a rocket
Watch out for space lust
Or you'll find
Something other than a probe in your behind
The way her? big eyes stared at me
What the hell am I doing
I should save the earth
And as a true male
I'm thinking with the wrong head
Focus on the task at hand
They're just trying to distract you
From saving the earth, my man
I must focus on the task
Man I need a nip of courage
Where is that damn flask?
That's OK I took a few nips too
Beam me up e.f.
I'll bring enough nips for me & you
Actions so frantic
You've forgotten your buddy, C-D
And all of HIS antics...
I'll pull the new M-S-G D-V-D forth...
and stick it in the CD shaped hole in the motherboard...
You've all forgotten, while soaring up above...
That "the ocean has made me, but who came up with love?"
There's no way to save the universe without love!
Love...Love...Love,
Columbus Decanter
P.S. "(N)-@M8Nr" means "play" in alien
So C.D., come on up with me
The more the merrier I'd say
I'll bring enough booze for three
The aliens are jamming to Jam
They even know some words
Some are even chanting "Eddie"
So lets all just try to get along
We can all come together now
We can change the universe with a song
He knows all the words
He'll amuse the aliens with his crafty thoughts
All the stars in the universe
Look like a connect the dots
There's the big dipper
La, La, La, hey there's another space ship
And the driver's picking his nose
Eeeeew!
Wave when you get to the bridge buddy
No, oh, no, yes, he just ate it
The aliens are getting restless
B.E. can you calm the savage beast
They seem to be pissed off
Due to the Pearl Jam DVD
Being shot only in the east
OK kids, come on over here
We can't always get what we want
So, I don't want to hear anymore DVD complaints
You've got to appreciate what you get sometimes
Would you all like a massage
Or shall I read you a story
We could play a game of scrabble
e.f., I think C.D.'s off taking a nap
Maybe a little too much to drink
I'll entertain the crew
Just be sure to keep us on course here captain
"No airconditioning in this ufo and I'm hot"
Tell those aliens to make us a meal
If we were on land
I'd make the tires squeal
So off we go
Through outerspace
Three little humans
And a ufo full of an alien race
Another smoke
Another nosh
Be on our way to Mars
According to the aliens
They have some pretty good bars
Alien food, I'm in an alien mood
Red hot planet
"Dammit Janet"!
Let's get this thing moving
I'm in the mood for grooving
Up, up and away
Time for the kids to play!
Navigating the stars
Looks like a human head
On that planet of red
A llittle of Ziggy's star dust for me
Let's get on the travelling suits
We want to be able to get out & still breathe
Seems this is not there home
We could just leave them here
To die all alone
Would we be then
I like these little green guys
I know think of them as friends
Hey! I see C.D. has awoken from his slumber! Hello!
He might push a few out the door
Before we plan our little plot
Mars we should explore