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  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Go to bed
    Wake up to find it is still real
    Chase everyone away
    How do you feel?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Like a lost dog
    Barking and biting
    Looking for a home
    Roam & roam, where's my home
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Throw the dog a bone
    Usually shuts it the fuck up
    Coffe or tea?
    In that empty cup
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Fill it to the brim
    Coffee, tea or me?
    Lots of sugar
    Not one lump but three
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Three lumps
    Cherynobal are you from?
    Where did you go?
    Why did you come?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Three lumps on my noggin'
    From Chernobyl ? I'm a glowin'
    I went beyond space and time
    I came back with a sore behind
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Did you get spanked for being naughty?
    Did you fall down from a missed step on ice?
    Did you sit on your ass too long at work?
    Or is time ravaging your butt?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Little from column A & B
    Oh yeah, and C & D
    But really, don't you know
    The aliens, they like to probe ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I seen d'em aliens
    Yeah I did
    Little green men wit big heads
    Comin out of a tin lid
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • And so you know
    Did they get you with their probe?
    I hope they cleaned it off
    Or Sunnybrook may be calling yooooouuuuuuu! ;)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    When I'm calling youuuuuuu
    I sometimes am feeling bluuuuuuuuuue
    A love that can only be truuuuuuuuue
    They lubed the probe with alien gooooooooo
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Feel that love so true-ooo-ooo-ooo
    I felt blue too-ooo-ooo-ooo
    When they shoved it where I poo-ooo-ooo-ooo
    They forgot to lube it with goo-ooo-ooo-ooo
    I screamed eee-oww-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

    Couldn't sit for a week! Mother-fucking-alien-pervert-freaky-deaky-not-speaky-da-languagey-so-they-thinky-I-know-not-what-they-say-but ha-to-them-I-understand-and-never-will-let-them-hold-my-hand-and-never-want-to-go-back-to-never-never-land.

    :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    So I was driving in my car
    I thought it was a shooting star
    It must have came from afar
    Thought it was the libation from the bar
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Drunk and high
    I follow the streak in the sky
    My curiosity overwhelming me
    Wondering what it might be
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Happened to be on a lonely road
    Saw it land in a farmer's field
    Saw some aliens with a sickle
    Trying to reap the farmer's yield
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • So that's what they are doing here
    Come to harvest the land
    I bet they don't get any corn up there
    Maybe their planet is filled with sand
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I pulled up to the side of the road
    A nip of courage to ease the load
    Rubbed my eyes to make sure it was not a joke
    Opened the door and lit a smoke
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Take a big drag in
    Had to just stand there for a bit
    Watch the smokey tendrils...
    Why am I so scared of this shit?

    Trudged across the field
    One look behind
    Wonder if they'll take me
    Could this be the end of the line?
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    Another nip of courage
    My hands are trembling bad
    If I hadn't pissed my pants from fright
    I might have blown my wad

    There must be at least twenty little guys
    All of about three feet tall
    Reaping and sowing
    Singing and working
    Having themselves a ball
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • They whistled while they worked
    I couldn't help but smile
    So much some don't understand
    I think I'll observe them for a while
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    As quiet as I was
    They had spotted my stealth
    I don't think that they cared
    Stealing the farmer's wealth
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • So they let me idle by
    Against a tree I sat down
    And drifted off-Can you believe it!
    Dreamt of the circle people coming to town
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I nodded of to dreamland
    Where little aliens took me away
    On our way out of the galaxy
    I saw Santa on his sleigh
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • Such a merry fellow
    With a belly full of jello
    He even waved hello
    It made me feel kind of mellow
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • Kris Kringle was merely
    A distraction, you know...
    For soon I felt, sharply
    Dull pain from below...

    The green dudes took charge
    The lights dimmed and strobed...
    And into my anal crevice
    They probed!
    Bleeting and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream... Wave upon wave of demented avengance march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
  • drive she said
    just fucking go.
    coz this place is fucked
    and these aliens glow

    their brains are on fire
    and this ships getting higher
    so lets get the fuck out
    its time to retire
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • drive she said
    just fucking go.
    coz this place is fucked
    and these aliens glow

    their brains are on fire
    and this ships getting higher
    so lets get the fuck out
    its time to retire
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    With probe stuck firmly in my behind
    I heard the ufo's engines sputter and whine
    Could Santa be coming to save the day
    Or maybe the alien can't get their stick shifting straight
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • When all of a sudden arose such a clatter
    A nat tat tat rat tat tatter
    The door busted loose
    On their space caboose
    There he was, my saviour
    All dressed in red
    A red hat on his head
    I must have been so good this year
    For Santa himself to have come here
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    They looked at me
    Then looked at him
    They looked at me
    Then looked at him

    Probably wondering if we were two in the same
    Playing with their massive brains
    Santa threw about some magic dust
    I took a big snort
    The dust was a bust

    Seemed to work well on the aliens
    Sprawled them out on the floor
    With prod still inserted up my butt
    Santa disappeared out the door
    You've changed your place in this world!
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