Did you get spanked for being naughty?
Did you fall down from a missed step on ice?
Did you sit on your ass too long at work?
Or is time ravaging your butt?
Feel that love so true-ooo-ooo-ooo
I felt blue too-ooo-ooo-ooo
When they shoved it where I poo-ooo-ooo-ooo
They forgot to lube it with goo-ooo-ooo-ooo
I screamed eee-oww-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Couldn't sit for a week! Mother-fucking-alien-pervert-freaky-deaky-not-speaky-da-languagey-so-they-thinky-I-know-not-what-they-say-but ha-to-them-I-understand-and-never-will-let-them-hold-my-hand-and-never-want-to-go-back-to-never-never-land.
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
drive she said
just fucking go.
coz this place is fucked
and these aliens glow
their brains are on fire
and this ships getting higher
so lets get the fuck out
its time to retire
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
drive she said
just fucking go.
coz this place is fucked
and these aliens glow
their brains are on fire
and this ships getting higher
so lets get the fuck out
its time to retire
Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
With probe stuck firmly in my behind
I heard the ufo's engines sputter and whine
Could Santa be coming to save the day
Or maybe the alien can't get their stick shifting straight
When all of a sudden arose such a clatter
A nat tat tat rat tat tatter
The door busted loose
On their space caboose
There he was, my saviour
All dressed in red
A red hat on his head
I must have been so good this year
For Santa himself to have come here
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
They looked at me
Then looked at him
They looked at me
Then looked at him
Probably wondering if we were two in the same
Playing with their massive brains
Santa threw about some magic dust
I took a big snort
The dust was a bust
Seemed to work well on the aliens
Sprawled them out on the floor
With prod still inserted up my butt
Santa disappeared out the door
Comments
Wake up to find it is still real
Chase everyone away
How do you feel?
Barking and biting
Looking for a home
Roam & roam, where's my home
Usually shuts it the fuck up
Coffe or tea?
In that empty cup
Coffee, tea or me?
Lots of sugar
Not one lump but three
Cherynobal are you from?
Where did you go?
Why did you come?
From Chernobyl ? I'm a glowin'
I went beyond space and time
I came back with a sore behind
Did you fall down from a missed step on ice?
Did you sit on your ass too long at work?
Or is time ravaging your butt?
Oh yeah, and C & D
But really, don't you know
The aliens, they like to probe
Yeah I did
Little green men wit big heads
Comin out of a tin lid
Did they get you with their probe?
I hope they cleaned it off
Or Sunnybrook may be calling yooooouuuuuuu!
I sometimes am feeling bluuuuuuuuuue
A love that can only be truuuuuuuuue
They lubed the probe with alien gooooooooo
I felt blue too-ooo-ooo-ooo
When they shoved it where I poo-ooo-ooo-ooo
They forgot to lube it with goo-ooo-ooo-ooo
I screamed eee-oww-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Couldn't sit for a week! Mother-fucking-alien-pervert-freaky-deaky-not-speaky-da-languagey-so-they-thinky-I-know-not-what-they-say-but ha-to-them-I-understand-and-never-will-let-them-hold-my-hand-and-never-want-to-go-back-to-never-never-land.
I thought it was a shooting star
It must have came from afar
Thought it was the libation from the bar
I follow the streak in the sky
My curiosity overwhelming me
Wondering what it might be
Saw it land in a farmer's field
Saw some aliens with a sickle
Trying to reap the farmer's yield
Come to harvest the land
I bet they don't get any corn up there
Maybe their planet is filled with sand
A nip of courage to ease the load
Rubbed my eyes to make sure it was not a joke
Opened the door and lit a smoke
Had to just stand there for a bit
Watch the smokey tendrils...
Why am I so scared of this shit?
Trudged across the field
One look behind
Wonder if they'll take me
Could this be the end of the line?
My hands are trembling bad
If I hadn't pissed my pants from fright
I might have blown my wad
There must be at least twenty little guys
All of about three feet tall
Reaping and sowing
Singing and working
Having themselves a ball
I couldn't help but smile
So much some don't understand
I think I'll observe them for a while
They had spotted my stealth
I don't think that they cared
Stealing the farmer's wealth
Against a tree I sat down
And drifted off-Can you believe it!
Dreamt of the circle people coming to town
Where little aliens took me away
On our way out of the galaxy
I saw Santa on his sleigh
With a belly full of jello
He even waved hello
It made me feel kind of mellow
A distraction, you know...
For soon I felt, sharply
Dull pain from below...
The green dudes took charge
The lights dimmed and strobed...
And into my anal crevice
They probed!
just fucking go.
coz this place is fucked
and these aliens glow
their brains are on fire
and this ships getting higher
so lets get the fuck out
its time to retire
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
just fucking go.
coz this place is fucked
and these aliens glow
their brains are on fire
and this ships getting higher
so lets get the fuck out
its time to retire
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
I heard the ufo's engines sputter and whine
Could Santa be coming to save the day
Or maybe the alien can't get their stick shifting straight
A nat tat tat rat tat tatter
The door busted loose
On their space caboose
There he was, my saviour
All dressed in red
A red hat on his head
I must have been so good this year
For Santa himself to have come here
Then looked at him
They looked at me
Then looked at him
Probably wondering if we were two in the same
Playing with their massive brains
Santa threw about some magic dust
I took a big snort
The dust was a bust
Seemed to work well on the aliens
Sprawled them out on the floor
With prod still inserted up my butt
Santa disappeared out the door