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New Nickleback on Tuesday!!!!

WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,638
edited November 2008 in Other Music
BUWAHAHAHAHA!! :D
If I had known then what I know now...

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  • direwolf74direwolf74 Posts: 1,622
    Yet another sign of the coming apocalypse, following on the heels of High School Musical 3 and Beverly Hills Chihuahua both being #1 at the box office. Prepare yourselves, for the end is near.
    "I try my best to chug, stomp, weep, whisper, moan, wheeze, scat, blurt, rage, whine, and seduce. With my voice I can sound like a girl, the boogieman, a Theremin, a cherry bomb, a clown, a doctor, a murderer. I can be tribal. Ironic. Or disturbed. My voice is really my instrument."

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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    fuck yes. i will be first in line.
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Did they rewrite photograph 13 times, or Rockstar?
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,638
    MrSmith wrote:
    fuck yes. i will be first in line.

    Hope you get one. :p
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Cocaine_NosejobCocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    I bought one of thier CD's out of a discount bin in a used CD store.
    I know, I know...it was for a friend as a joke.

    Anywhore, the guy behind the counter said "I'm not sure you'll like this. Not many people do."
    Then he kinda stared blankly for a second. I assumed like most people would, that he was referring to the shittyness of Nickelback.
    But then he continued "The music's pretty hardcore...loud".

    I died a little inside that day.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • NewDamageNewDamage Posts: 1,913
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    But then he continued "The music's pretty hardcore...loud".

    I died a little inside that day.

    :D
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  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,567
    *bang*
  • Rjonesrm20Rjonesrm20 Posts: 380
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    I bought one of thier CD's out of a discount bin in a used CD store.
    I know, I know...it was for a friend as a joke.

    Anywhore, the guy behind the counter said "I'm not sure you'll like this. Not many people do."
    Then he kinda stared blankly for a second. I assumed like most people would, that he was referring to the shittyness of Nickelback.
    But then he continued "The music's pretty hardcore...loud".

    I died a little inside that day.


    that's hilarious...the singer guy looks like a deformed animal.
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  • Mrs.Vedder78Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,585
    I was going to say something not so nice..... but then I remembered not everyone has such an exquisite taste in music as I do :p
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  • Duder5kDuder5k Posts: 278
    Maybe I'll download it....straight to my Recycle Bin!
  • Cocaine_NosejobCocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
    Rjonesrm20 wrote:
    that's hilarious...the singer guy looks like a deformed animal.


    I noticed in all the ads for the new CD he's straightened his hair.
    I just want to cry for him. I really do. He's just so unfortunate.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • allornoneallornone Posts: 269
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    I just want to cry for him. I really do. He's just so unfortunate.

    Yes, but he fucks like a champ.

    Anyone catch his Playboy interview a few months back? Talk about quality journalism.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nieNQNUoS1o

    Oh, come now - you can't deny the quality of this, surely?






    I can't believe Nickelback were even able to hit a new low.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Rjonesrm20 wrote:
    that's hilarious...the singer guy looks like a deformed animal.

    He looks like a cross between a Lion and Jesus Christ.
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nieNQNUoS1o

    Oh, come now - you can't deny the quality of this, surely?

    I can't believe Nickelback were even able to hit a new low.

    You have just ruined my day!

    Who buys this crap? Nickelback should be a new adverb in the dictionary.
    1. I've had a nickelback day in the office
    2. Whats that nickelback smell?
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nieNQNUoS1o

    Oh, come now - you can't deny the quality of this, surely?






    I can't believe Nickelback were even able to hit a new low.
    When did they become Kid Rock :eek:

    I remember when Nickelback's greatest crime was make awful, overly earnest, faux-emotional musical abortions. Now it's just about panties :o
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    I am sick of seeing the promo for their new album on TV every night.
    Like...who cares?!
    So much hype for such a crap band & I hate their fans.
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Ok, I just finished listening to that "Something in Your Mouth" song.

    It's worse than Rock Star.

    Wow.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    Great.

    I just can't wait until the Corporate Whore-Face Turds at my local radio station get a hold the new Nickelback record.

    Let the shameful rotation begin.
  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,515
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ok, I just finished listening to that "Something in Your Mouth" song.

    It's worse than Rock Star.

    Wow.
    That was kinda embarrassing. The sad thing is, I'm sure my brother will love it...
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  • Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    Nickelback sounds like Whales Being Raped
  • Soujiro_SetaSoujiro_Seta Posts: 100
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    Did they rewrite photograph 13 times, or Rockstar?

    In honor of this album I give you a "cover" of photograph. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE
    Anyway hope you guys find it as funny as I did.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ok, I just finished listening to that "Something in Your Mouth" song.

    It's worse than Rock Star.

    Wow.
    I love the white-boy rap before the chorus. Really seals the deal on the utter awfulness of the whole endeavour.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • NewDamageNewDamage Posts: 1,913
    Soujiro_Seta wrote:
    In honor of this album I give you a "cover" of photograph. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE
    Anyway hope you guys find it as funny as I did.
    LOL!
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    nuffingman wrote:
    Nickelback should be a new adverb in the dictionary.
    1. I've had a nickelback day in the office
    2. Whats that nickelback smell?

    I just laughed out loud (for real!)

    That new song is absolutely nauseating, someone as ugly as Chad Kroegar should not be singing about sex.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    facepollution wrote:
    I just laughed out loud (for real!)

    That new song is absolutely nauseating, someone as ugly as Chad Kroegar should not be singing about sex.
    Eh, if Right Said Fred can get away with it, anyone can. :p

    The point I'd make is that someone as misogynistic as Chad Kroeger shouldn't be singing about sex.

    And the simplified point is that Chad Kroeger shouldn't be singing.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Soujiro_Seta wrote:
    In honor of this album I give you a "cover" of photograph. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE
    Anyway hope you guys find it as funny as I did.


    That is some quality singing!
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbCzGt7S7M4

    im sure it could all be layered with equally great results... :p
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Eh, if Right Said Fred can get away with it, anyone can. :p

    The point I'd make is that someone as misogynistic as Chad Kroeger shouldn't be singing about sex.

    And the simplified point is that Chad Kroeger shouldn't be singing.

    All very true. I guess I just find it funny that Chad is completely oblivious to the fact that his mule face wouldn't be seeing any action if it wasn't for his fame - I mean, good for him, but just because he's getting some doesn't mean people want to hear about it, ewwww!

    Every time I think perhaps my disliking Nickelback is just because their music doesn't appeal to me, Kroegar does something to remind me that he's a grade a shitehawk!
  • NewDamageNewDamage Posts: 1,913
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_tA7y4L48
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