Best Misheard Lyrics

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  • drakeheuer14drakeheuer14 Posts: 4,500
    I never cared to look up the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, but just yesterday I learned what they are actually singing. 

    Song: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night 

    What I always heard: Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night. 

    Yikes I dunno how I misheard it that wrong haha. Makes sense why I never understood wtf he meant 
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  • lmckenney24lmckenney24 Posts: 2,005
    I never cared to look up the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, but just yesterday I learned what they are actually singing. 

    Song: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night 

    What I always heard: Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night. 

    Yikes I dunno how I misheard it that wrong haha. Makes sense why I never understood wtf he meant 
    Fuck. I would have bet anything it was "woke up like a douche". 
  • drakeheuer14drakeheuer14 Posts: 4,500
    I never cared to look up the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, but just yesterday I learned what they are actually singing. 

    Song: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night 

    What I always heard: Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night. 

    Yikes I dunno how I misheard it that wrong haha. Makes sense why I never understood wtf he meant 
    Fuck. I would have bet anything it was "woke up like a douche". 
    Wow it feels great when you aren’t alone haha
    Pittsburgh 2013
    Cincinnati 2014
    Greenville 2016
    (Raleigh 2016)
    Columbia 2016
  • lmckenney24lmckenney24 Posts: 2,005
    I never cared to look up the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, but just yesterday I learned what they are actually singing. 

    Song: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night 

    What I always heard: Woke up like a douche in the middle of the night. 

    Yikes I dunno how I misheard it that wrong haha. Makes sense why I never understood wtf he meant 
    Fuck. I would have bet anything it was "woke up like a douche". 
    Wow it feels great when you aren’t alone haha
    Going to pretend you never posted the real lyrics lol. That fact that it doesn't say douche kind of ruins the whole song for me haha
  • OnWis97OnWis97 St. Paul, MN Posts: 5,194
    When I was a kid, "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John sounded to me like "I steal diamonds."
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  • DissidentRival74DissidentRival74 Six One Five Posts: 150
    John Cougar Mellencamp - Authority Song
    Real lyrics: "I fight authority and authority always wins"
    What I heard as a kid: "I find poetry borin' and always will.."
    "I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."
  • DE4173DE4173 Posts: 808
    "Honest I See You" -> "Our Lips Are Sealed" by The Go-Go's

    "Love Is A Fallacy" -> "Love Is A Battlefield" by Pat Benatar

     =) 
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  • Beastie boys Lookin Down A  Barrel of a Gun

    "Life comes in phases you take the Good with the bad"

    I heard...

    Life comes tasting like Goo goo Gai pan
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,297
    Misheard?  Or was Joe just getting out there a bit?  You be the judge!

    "Pretty cookies, heart squares all around, yeah!"
    -Eddie Vedder, "Smile"

    "Try to not spook the horse."
    -Neil Young













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