Bad Lyrics that make you want to dig your eyes out with a palette knife

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  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    M.G wrote:
    "I like your pants around your feet" - Nickleback
    LAME
    fuck that song grinds my gears
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    I think these are the most laughably stupid lyrics I've heard.

    Drive by Truckers – Tornadoes

    The clouds started forming 5:00 PM
    The funnel clouds touched down five miles north of Russellville
    Siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain
    And as the thing went threw, I swear, It sounded like a train

    It came without no warning said Bobby Jo McLean
    She and husband Nolen always loved to watch the rain
    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again
    All she can remember is it sounded like a train

    Pieces of that truckstop
    Litter up the highway
    I been told.
    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    The Nightmare Tour ended for my band and me
    The night all the shit went down
    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium
    I can still remember the sound of their applause in the rain
    As it echoed through them storm clouds, I swear, It sounded like a train.
  • nuffingman wrote:
    I think these are the most laughably stupid lyrics I've heard.

    Drive by Truckers – Tornadoes

    The clouds started forming 5:00 PM
    The funnel clouds touched down five miles north of Russellville
    Siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain
    And as the thing went threw, I swear, It sounded like a train

    It came without no warning said Bobby Jo McLean
    She and husband Nolen always loved to watch the rain
    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again
    All she can remember is it sounded like a train

    Pieces of that truckstop
    Litter up the highway
    I been told.
    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    The Nightmare Tour ended for my band and me
    The night all the shit went down
    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium
    I can still remember the sound of their applause in the rain
    As it echoed through them storm clouds, I swear, It sounded like a train.
    I love those lyrics! :eek:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • PJGARDENPJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    nuffingman wrote:
    I think these are the most laughably stupid lyrics I've heard.

    Drive by Truckers – Tornadoes

    The clouds started forming 5:00 PM
    The funnel clouds touched down five miles north of Russellville
    Siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain
    And as the thing went threw, I swear, It sounded like a train

    It came without no warning said Bobby Jo McLean
    She and husband Nolen always loved to watch the rain
    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again
    All she can remember is it sounded like a train

    Pieces of that truckstop
    Litter up the highway
    I been told.
    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    The Nightmare Tour ended for my band and me
    The night all the shit went down
    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium
    I can still remember the sound of their applause in the rain
    As it echoed through them storm clouds, I swear, It sounded like a train.

    Agreed!! I just can't get into DBT anyway.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    nuffingman wrote:
    I think these are the most laughably stupid lyrics I've heard.

    Drive by Truckers – Tornadoes

    The clouds started forming 5:00 PM
    The funnel clouds touched down five miles north of Russellville
    Siren's were blowing, clouds spat rain
    And as the thing went threw, I swear, It sounded like a train

    It came without no warning said Bobby Jo McLean
    She and husband Nolen always loved to watch the rain
    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again
    All she can remember is it sounded like a train

    Pieces of that truckstop
    Litter up the highway
    I been told.
    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    The Nightmare Tour ended for my band and me
    The night all the shit went down
    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium
    I can still remember the sound of their applause in the rain
    As it echoed through them storm clouds, I swear, It sounded like a train.

    Hang on here, do you just not like the song? whats wrong with those lyrics??
    Each to their own i suppose.....
  • "She drivin' 90 in a residential zone" /thread
  • "She drivin' 90 in a residential zone" /thread

    Those aren't lyrics, its a cleverly disguised hip-hop curse designed to keep chris in a timbaland trance.

    "If somebody left you out on the ledge,
    If somebody pushed you over the edge"

    people seem to forget cornell was capable of lyrical atrocites even in his glory days...

    or how about:

    "I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!!!"
    Chesney Hawkes :P
    Do unto others...

    Then run.
  • Those aren't lyrics, its a cleverly disguised hip-hop curse designed to keep chris in a timbaland trance.

    "If somebody left you out on the ledge,
    If somebody pushed you over the edge"

    people seem to forget cornell was capable of lyrical atrocites even in his glory days...
    Yeah, but at least he had the decency to follow that with the gut-punch of "If somebody loved you and left you for dead", which makes the triplet a work of art. :)
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • yeh i know, i love that line so much, but he only throws it in the last verse, I always get caught out when im singing along 'cause I feel it should at least be there in the second verse. Its the highlight of that song, fo' sure :P

    Edd
    Do unto others...

    Then run.
  • kid rock "so hott" basically the whole song but this is ridiculous:

    "Because you know you're
    SO HOT I wanna get you alone
    SO HOT I wanna get you stoned
    SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend
    I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again"
    9/1/2000 - E-Centre, Camden, 'Sometimes' started and I was hooked...
  • Sonic19Sonic19 Posts: 159
    You're a crazy bitch
    but you fuck so good i'm on top of it

    Holy God I hate this fucking song. Nickelback and Hinder were pretty good choices for awful lyrics too. The Hawthorne Heights one has to be my favorite though, the screaming guy echoing the whiney guy truly makes that song what it is.
    Stay positive and love your life
    Hooray Florida shows
  • tonadaxtonadax Posts: 594
    "We can do it 'til we both wake up"
    from "I Wanna Sex You Up"

    Sex that's so good that both people fall asleep in the middle of it.
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    If I hear one more artist rhyme "older" with "colder", I think I'm going to stab myself in the forehead with a fork.
    Chicago 2000 : Chicago 2003 : Chicago 2006 : Summerfest 2006 : Lollapalooza 2007 : Chicago 2009 : Noblesville (Indy) 2010 : PJ20 (East Troy) 2011 : Wrigley Field 2013 : Milwaukee (Yield) 2014 : Wrigley Field 2016
  • pretextpretext Posts: 1,294
    nuffingman wrote:
    I think these are the most laughably stupid lyrics I've heard.

    Drive by Truckers – Tornadoes

    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again
    .
    That visual cracks me up. Just sittin' in the barcolounger with his beer, and boom! hehe.
  • any modern country song

    and a part in that one incubus song: "the sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it"...wtf?

    and that damn buckcherry song
    7/16/06 7/18/06
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    JordyWordy wrote:
    Hang on here, do you just not like the song? whats wrong with those lyrics??
    Each to their own i suppose.....

    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again

    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium



    Gives me a fit of the giggles each time I hear them. :D
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    nuffingman wrote:
    It sucked him out the window, he ain't come home again

    And I hear that missing trucker ended up in Kansas
    (or maybe it was Oz)

    A homecoming concert, the night the tornadoes hit my home town
    The few who braved the weather were sucked out of the auditorium



    Gives me a fit of the giggles each time I hear them. :D

    Maybe i chose to ignore those particular lines in the past....once theyre on their own i can see it now!! nicely done!



    Also,i forgot to post the lyrics that drive me insane - "song about ping pong" by Operator Please...good band but christ what a ridiculous song
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