Bad Lyrics that make you want to dig your eyes out with a palette knife
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'Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair'
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'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
I agree with that one.
Some bad ones here;
http://www.spinner.com/2007/03/27/the-worst-lyrics-ever-no-19/
Katowice 2007
London 2007
there are others but I can't think of any right now. must be the whole subconscious-supressing-bad-memories thing.
I second that :mad: what a god awful song that was.
This always made me smile, it's from a Twisted Sister song
COME INSIDE
TAKE A SEAT OR A RIDE
WE'RE SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE HERE
NOW COME ON
HAVE A DRINK OF SOME COKE
GASOLINE OR SOME ROPE
A GUILLOTINE?
ARE YOU GONE?
DON'T TURN AROUND
IGNORE THAT SOUND
JUST LIE ON THIS RACK
ARE YOU STARTING TO CRACK?
I guess the lyrics could be worse but I just hate the song!
Filth.
Just reading those words makes me nauseous. I fucking hate that song. One of my mates has her album, and I know it's normally a bit disrespectful to change the music in someone elses car, but when he put that on I couldn't help myself.
You need to let me fly alone
That's why I'm long gone, long gone
It may be to late our time is done
Although the last line rings true
James Blunt should be burned at the stake!
a semi what? Hard-on?
Katowice 2007
London 2007
James Blunt advocates gay threesomes, no surprise there then.
Puts a whole new slant on Goodbye My Lover.
And as for that Katy Perry, is she just trying to be Pink? I could have swore thats who it was when I first eard the song.
I'm going to throw in some lyrics from a song that really makes me want to kill, "He said you must eat so many lemons, coz you are just so bittah" Kate Nash, how I hate you.
Edit:oo oh and one with the news further down this page that is rocking the music world: "It's all about the he said, she said, bullshit, I think you'd better quit it or else I 'll leave you with a fat lip." I lost brain cells just typing that, RIP little cells.
The whole song is literally just those lyrics.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
No Doubt - "You and me, we used to be together, everyday together, always......" - Don't Speak
OMG, a five year old can write crap like that.
Also, mostly anything by Fergie but this one makes me cringe:
"I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"
What does that even mean??????? OMG, I want to slit my wrists when I hear that "song". Believe me, when I have the opportunity, the station gets changed at warp speed.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/09
"When you wanna give up, and your hearts about to break
Remember that you're perfect, God makes no mistakes"
I know they were never exactly Fugazi, but at least they used to crib from Springsteen rather then the Big Book of Platitudes.
Anything by kate nash gives me mental trauma, her lyrics are horrific!!
I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up
Wanna travel the world, drive fast cars, I wanna have boobies"
Haha, yep. That song might actually be a guilty pleasure for me (like most of the Bon Jovi library) if it didn't have those lyrics, but as is I can't even listen to it. Just the worst lyrics ever with an over-the-top sappy delivery that's just cringeworthy.
That is a horrible song!
ilovesinging-The crazy lady that you catch in detention. Yeah,you can talk to me.
I am me-I would love to keep it that way.
I so have to agree with that one. I love U2 but those lyrics stink up the place.
oh my god...
and also from the same song:
"This time it's like... the two of us should probably start to fight cause somthing's gotta go wrong cause I'm feelin way too damn good"
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I am a man, I am advanced.....I am the first man to borrow Stone's leather pants!
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
Those are some classic lyrics. Bob Dylan move over!
Other times sunshine high head fine"
-from the Black Crowes' "High Head Blues." Lyrics aren't exactly the Crowes' strong point, but they're usually not glaringly stupid like this.
"I dont want to fight, lets go fly a kite"
Some Fergie song that I used to hear all the time
"Im gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket"
Summerfest 2006
"Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
LIFE By Des'ree
Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo
I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)
I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)
life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo
So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)