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Chris Cornell thinks he is The Fonz!

facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
edited June 2008 in Other Music
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=wvtiet&s=3

Aaaay!
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Imagine how weirded out people would be if, instead of going hip-hop/r'n'b, Cornell went 50's rock n' roll. :p

    On a serious note, Chris needs to stop having stylists.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    the hell is that from?
    I'm glad we didn't have to see the designer jeans!
  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,018
    the fonz is cooler
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    I think it's the artwork for his new single! I would feel embarrassed buying that in the shop!
  • mole1985mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    That's hilarious. On a brighter note it means we might be seeing some dort of release soon. Hope its not as bad as everyone is predicting.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    facepollution wrote:
    I think it's the artwork for his new single! I would feel embarrassed buying that in the shop!

    You can still buy singles in shops!?!?!? :eek:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    You can still buy singles in shops!?!?!? :eek:

    Lol, actually you can, I got the You Know My Name one from hmv or somewhere like that: http://991.com/newGallery/Chris-Cornell-You-Know-My-Name-382185.jpg

    It looks more like the kind of cover Enrique Eglasias (sp?) would have!
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    facepollution wrote:
    Lol, actually you can, I got the You Know My Name one from hmv or somewhere like that: http://991.com/newGallery/Chris-Cornell-You-Know-My-Name-382185.jpg

    It looks more like the kind of cover Enrique Eglasias (sp?) would have!

    Quelle surprise, huh? :p I know it's too soon to judge his new work one way or another, but seriously Chris... stop trying so hard with the studio shoots. Leave looking like a teen heart-throb (I sound like I'm 50 years old) to JT and Enrique.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Sadly, I read that he recently cancelled a show at Arnold's to attend a fancy party for some of Mr.C's biggest hardware store customers...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    thats too funny
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Quelle surprise, huh? :p I know it's too soon to judge his new work one way or another, but seriously Chris... stop trying so hard with the studio shoots. Leave looking like a teen heart-throb (I sound like I'm 50 years old) to JT and Enrique.

    In all fairness though he was highly styled even back when Euphoria Morning came out, when he went in for that Dave Navarro kind of look with all the make up and shit.
  • Mike_Muse_RageMike_Muse_Rage Posts: 677
    It is indeed a sad state of affairs.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    facepollution wrote:
    In all fairness though he was highly styled even back when Euphoria Morning came out, when he went in for that Dave Navarro kind of look with all the make up and shit.

    That was different - that was arthouse pretentiousness, not pretty-boy pussy-nessnessness! :p But yeah, fair point - he's always been a bit more fashionista than most of the Seattle scene.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    DeLukin wrote:
    Sadly, I read that he recently cancelled a show at Arnold's to attend a fancy party for some of Mr.C's biggest hardware store customers...
    awesome!
    Did they have chips and dip?
  • JellyrollsJellyrolls Posts: 523
    He is such a douchebag.
  • godpt3godpt3 Posts: 1,020
    facepollution wrote:
    In all fairness though he was highly styled even back when Euphoria Morning came out, when he went in for that Dave Navarro kind of look with all the make up and shit.

    At least this is better than the look he had for the first Audioslave album. WTF was up with the whole orange skin thing??? Did he OD on tanning products???
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    godpt3 wrote:
    At least this is better than the look he had for the first Audioslave album. WTF was up with the whole orange skin thing??? Did he OD on tanning products???

    He did live in LA at the time, some people just tan really easily I guess....
  • JellyrollsJellyrolls Posts: 523
    Not only is he a douchebag, but he is also a tool.
  • muppetmuppet Posts: 980
    Jellyrolls wrote:
    Not only is he a douchebag, but he is also a tool.

    He's always struck me as a kind of nice guy, bar that jeans thing which I understand wasn't his fault.
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    he's wearing a leather jacket.

    the ramones fucking rode that image till the end of their career.

    big damn deal what he wears. what is this, a hairmetal review?
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  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    he's wearing a leather jacket.

    the ramones fucking rode that image till the end of their career.

    big damn deal what he wears. what is this, a hairmetal review?

    No, it's a joke, geez.........
  • Vitalogy7Vitalogy7 Posts: 75
    Lmao... one different image of Cornell, and everyone goes nuts about how much of a jerk he is.
    Kind of stupid eh?
    Anyway, he's still a cool dude in my opinion.
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  • IgottagoIgottago Posts: 483
    Vitalogy7 wrote:
    Anyway, he's still a cool dude in my opinion.

    Obviously you haven't heard his new music.
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Igottago wrote:
    Obviously you haven't heard his new music.

    last i checked, no one had.
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • angryyoungmanangryyoungman Posts: 1,028
    Vitalogy7 wrote:
    Lmao... one different image of Cornell, and everyone goes nuts about how much of a jerk he is.
    Kind of stupid eh?
    Anyway, he's still a cool dude in my opinion.
    i like cornell, but he is making it more and more hard to be a fan. . .thie horrible song with timbaland, the jeans ad, the pretty boy shit. . .he needs to cut that shit out
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  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    His best incarnation is still shirtless with capris and docs like in Singles! :D
  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 Posts: 596
    How come solo artists always have their face as the cover?
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    last i checked, no one had.
    amen! shutup bitches!

    they dress good in europe... im sure hes under alot of pressure to not stick out like a stupid american :p
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  • searchlightsoulsearchlightsoul Posts: 583
    Jellyrolls wrote:
    Not only is he a douchebag, but he is also a tool.

    Based on what, a photo? You sound like a tool.

    On a brighter note the 'stache is comming back circa 1994.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    facepollution wrote:
    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=wvtiet&s=3

    Aaaay!

    looks a tad prince caspian to me. hope he can still sing. ;):)
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