Conspiracy Theories: Your Favourites and Discuss Why They Happen

HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,879
Here’s a great video detailing the 3 main tenets of conspiracy theory belief:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFMR1M4yCfT/?igsh=dXM3bDdmbnY5ZXp4

AND THIS IS NOT A PARTISAN DISCUSSION. People of all walks believe these things. You think Fox Mulder was a republican? 😂 
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,643
    Chemtrails.  My father worked as an aeronautical engineer for a major commercial airline for almost 25 years.  He talked about contrails (aka condensation trails, aka vapor trails) a few times, but talking about the chemtrail conspiracy theory. would have been a waste of his time.  He would never have lowered himself to do that.  It amazes me that this conspiracy theory has held so much traction for so long. Pure bunk.
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,936
    edited January 30
    -Courtney having Kurt killed (That Soaked In Bleach doc makes a good-enough case for a conspiracy theory)
    -Obama having his chef killed (Who drowns while paddle boarding?) 
    -Jeffrey Epstein's suicide (Obviously) 
    -Moon landing as a hoax (Getting astronauts through that Van Allen radiation belt seems pretty risky)
    -Twin towers were brought down demolition-style (Building 7 wasn't hit with a plane, but collapsed in a similar manner as the ones that did)

    The one I give the most credence to is Epstein. He was totally killed by someone. The one I give the least credence to is the moon landing hoax (because I want to believe it really happened). 
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  • Tim SimmonsTim Simmons Posts: 8,482

    -Obama having his chef killed (Who drowns while paddle boarding?) 

    lol wut
  • Tim SimmonsTim Simmons Posts: 8,482
    Is this thread to make fun of conspiracy theories and the dopes who believe them or for people to show their whole asses and say the dumb theories they believe? 
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,936
    Is this thread to make fun of conspiracy theories and the dopes who believe them or for people to show their whole asses and say the dumb theories they believe? 
    Neither. I took it as name some conspiracy theories you like, and put why the conspiracy theory may exist in the first place. For the Obama conspiracy theory, the theory is that paddle-boarding is a very strange way to drown, the chef was writing a tell-all book at the time of his death, and a chef for Clinton and Bush died of drowning in 2015. Does any of this indicate that Obama had his chef killed? No. That's why it's a conspiracy theory. 
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,879
    Is this thread to make fun of conspiracy theories and the dopes who believe them or for people to show their whole asses and say the dumb theories they believe? 
    Ledbetterman has it correct
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  • Tim SimmonsTim Simmons Posts: 8,482
    gotcha
  • OnWis97OnWis97 St. Paul, MN Posts: 5,290
    • I want to believe: All evidence shows that Paul Wellstone was not murdered but I've always wondered...
    • I do believe: Government personnel took money from sugar/processed food to put out ridiculous food pyramid and that the government and the people who grease their pockets want us fat and sick.
    • Pretty much proven: Automakers did what they could to destroy the US transit system and push us into the level of auto-dependence we have.
    • I'm cynical enough to believe but think it would be leaked, so get the hell out: There's a cure for cancer that's hidden (provided to the elite) and not being released because there's too much money in cancer treatment. See also, the Stonecutters holding back the electric car.
    • I mean, isn't it obvious: The NBA draft lottery was created to get Patrick Ewing to New York. Less certain: The frozen envelope to make it happen.
    • Get the fuck out (Particular to my field): "15-Minute-Cities are meant to force you where they want you to live." LOL. You can have freedom without spending 90 minutes a day in a car.

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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,643
    OnWis97 said:
    • I want to believe: All evidence shows that Paul Wellstone was not murdered but I've always wondered...
    • I do believe: Government personnel took money from sugar/processed food to put out ridiculous food pyramid and that the government and the people who grease their pockets want us fat and sick.
    • Pretty much proven: Automakers did what they could to destroy the US transit system and push us into the level of auto-dependence we have.
    • I'm cynical enough to believe but think it would be leaked, so get the hell out: There's a cure for cancer that's hidden (provided to the elite) and not being released because there's too much money in cancer treatment. See also, the Stonecutters holding back the electric car.
    • I mean, isn't it obvious: The NBA draft lottery was created to get Patrick Ewing to New York. Less certain: The frozen envelope to make it happen.
    • Get the fuck out (Particular to my field): "15-Minute-Cities are meant to force you where they want you to live." LOL. You can have freedom without spending 90 minutes a day in a car.


    Good list.

    The weakening of our railroad systems would fit in there as well.  We're left in the dust by almost all, if not all developed nations in that regard.
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,291
    The married Russian figure skaters on the plane yesterday were spies and the Army sent a suicide mission to take them out.
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  • Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 9,278
    Poncier said:
    The married Russian figure skaters on the plane yesterday were spies and the Army sent a suicide mission to take them out.
    That’s not bad, but I think to get legs it will have to involve something about Ukraine, the Bidens, and maybe Epstein. Someone more creative than me can take a shot at it. 
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,841
    Poncier said:
    The married Russian figure skaters on the plane yesterday were spies and the Army sent a suicide mission to take them out.
    No, they were critics of Putin on the ritz and his invasion of Ukraine. COOTWH payback for getting him re-elected.
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  • battle1battle1 PHI Posts: 637
    edited January 30
    what is COOTWH?
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,438
    Michelle is really Michael Obama 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,974
    Michelle is really Michael Obama 
    This might be the stupidest one. But what's worse is the people who believe it and the people who know it's  bs but continue to propogate it.
  • Tim SimmonsTim Simmons Posts: 8,482
    battle1 said:
    what is COOTWH?
    Current Occupant Of The White House because he can't type his name for some reason.

  • Tim SimmonsTim Simmons Posts: 8,482
    And you are correct in believing writing 'Trump' is less keystrokes.

  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,291
    And you are correct in believing writing 'Trump' is less keystrokes.

    And mature.
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  • lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 14,265
    The flat earth one is just beyond me
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    The flat earth one is just beyond me
    100%. I mean, when it comes to conspiracy, you first usually look at the motive. Whenever I’ve asked a flat earther what could possibly be the motive for agencies to lie about the shape of the planet, it’s usually a “well…well…it’s about CONTROL, MAN”. It’s absurd. 
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  • DE4173DE4173 Posts: 1,124
    I work with a guy who was a flat earther.

    He slowly came 'round.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,974
    Conspiracy theorists provide me an endless supply of things to laugh at.
  • DE4173DE4173 Posts: 1,124
    Favourites: JFK and 9/11

    When I was a kid, the conspiracy theories of that era were non-political like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. 😄
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    1996; 9/28 New York
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  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,649
    edited February 3
    DE4173 said:
    Favourites: JFK and 9/11

    When I was a kid, the conspiracy theories of that era were non-political like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. 😄
    Went to the PJ show in Fort Worth 2 years ago and headed to Dealey Plaza the day before. There is no way Oswald acted alone.  If you go to the window he was in in the Book Depository he would have had a clear show of JFK coming towards him but waited until they made the turn and shot from behind.  No way.  Never believed Oswald acted alone.  Feel the new theory that the final kill shot came from the secret service's gun in the front seat accidently going off is most likely the truth.

    i would say im quite cynical about the moon landing.  i want to believe but i find the idea of having the technology to go to the moon and back over 50 years ago, while current technology companies are celebrating but getting folks into orbit around the earth.  suspicious.

    also the smiley face killer. haven't heard much about it recently but I know in the late 90s early 2000s it was a conspiracy theory about young men being killed near water ways and killer would leave a smiley face graffiti in the area.  there was a young man killed about 20 miles from my house that was part of the conspiracy theory when he was found dead near a creek after coming out of a bar late one winter night.  

    two NBA ones.   David Stern had the envelope with the Knicks marked so he ensured Patrick Ewing ending up in New York.  And this weekend Adam Silver orchestrated the Luka Doncic to the Lakers trade because tv ratings are tanking in the NBA
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    Elvis is alive. Fact.
    and working at a Cleveland Burger King.
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  • jhager79jhager79 Kitchener Ontario Posts: 252
    That the NFL is rigged in favour of the Kansas City Chiefs. How about we just appreciate greatness in the moment. 
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    Probably already heard this one, but Mahomes wears 15 b/c that's how many penalty yards you get for even touching him
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,879
    jhager79 said:
    That the NFL is rigged in favour of the Kansas City Chiefs. How about we just appreciate greatness in the moment. 
    I can see where this comes from though. Just a few errant calls that go their way, is usually all the points they win every game by. 
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