Originally posted by Pacomc79 Oh if only airport security was the Swedish Bikini Team like I wrote on the suggestion card. That would make strip searches far more fun.
I dropped trou once in San Juan airport for a woman right in the middle of the terminal at the x ray machine because my plane was ready to go, and I have metal screws in my pelvis that kept beeping the wand, so I figured what the hell, no time to go to the little room! Security was cracking up. I'm like "disculpe senorita, Por favor mi vuela"
Glad I had new boxers on. Made the plane, too. The Flight attendent was behind me in line and called me Mister Shorts every time she passed by me for the whole flight!
Be kind, man
Don't be mankind. ~Captain Beefheart
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i'm buying you a beer if you actually wrote that.
Glad I had new boxers on. Made the plane, too. The Flight attendent was behind me in line and called me Mister Shorts every time she passed by me for the whole flight!
Don't be mankind. ~Captain Beefheart
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Don't be mankind. ~Captain Beefheart
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